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Classic mood phrase: Up to now, only chopsticks can be lifted and put down.

1. Loving you is as natural as breathing, but I can hold my breath but I can't stop loving you.

2, the so-called worry, but not as good as their own wishes, that is, I adhere to their ideals, whenever there is a gap, I will worry.

Do you know what a fool looks like? Just look in the mirror ~

Forget all those "impossible" excuses and stick to that "possible".

Please don't come back after you leave. There are no reignited words in my dictionary.

Give me all your sorrows. I hope you are happy.

7. I'm stupid and I'm happy. I'm two years old and I'm healthy.

8. Are you crazy? "Why didn't you drown?"

What I want is this satisfactory result.

10, go out well, talk well and do things well.

1 1. If you are equal and do something convenient, there will be nothing in the world. If you have compassion, you will have peace of mind if you do something with compassion.

12, we have a tacit understanding, but you let go and chose to abandon it.

13, Tomb-Sweeping Day remembered the deceased, and it was hard to calm down for a long time, so that his homework didn't move.

14. Science is not only the highest achievement of human wisdom, but also the most promising source of material welfare. Bernard

15. Up to now, only chopsticks can be put down.

Weibo's words: To be a man, you should be able to afford and let go.

1, humiliated-it is better to turn your face than to turn your face, and it is better to be angry than not to live up to expectations.

2. Facing objections-listening and thinking.

3, make mistakes-it is not surprising that young and frivolous, knowing mistakes can change the real Jie Jun.

4. Trouble-you can't just say what you think.

6, rumors-can not be ignored, can not be entangled.

6, the face of others-don't care too much, do what you should do.

7, sit on the bench-be a man, you must be able to afford it.

8, windfall-a gentleman loves money and takes it right.

9, into the business-men are afraid of entering the wrong business, women are afraid of marrying the wrong person.

10, make friends-friends can be "many" but not "many"

1 1, dealing with acquaintances-friends are mostly sharp knives.

12, job rejection-start from a low place and prove yourself with your own ability.

13, ask for a raise-ask yourself if you are confident enough.

14, job-hopping-"jumping" or "not jumping", think twice before you leap. Quotations from Weibo.

15. Discover other people's privacy-treat other people's private affairs as passing clouds.

16, arguing with people-talking too fast for a while is not a win.

17, there is a small contradiction-let three points calm down and take a step back.

18, misunderstood-peace of mind, wide world.

19. refuse others-dare to say "no" and "mouth" when it is time to say "mouth".

20, meet a villain-be careful and keep a moderate distance.

2 1, fame and fortune-don't blindfold yourself for fame and fortune.

22. Go back to eat grass or not-a good "horse" should go back to eat grass, be flexible and stretch the gentleman.

23. Stop fighting-learn to fight, let nature take its course and win people's hearts.

24, talk to offend people-control your mouth.

25. Criticize others-be tactful, subtle and clever.

26. Expose shortcomings-don't hit people in the face, don't expose them.

27. "Changing face" is a skill and a necessity.

28. Business competition-don't take all the benefits away, but share them with others.

29. Face the person you hate-learn to get along with the person you don't like.

30. Complaining-People who talk about their dissatisfaction are the most likely to suffer.

3 1, hatred-take revenge when it is time to take revenge, and it is also a gentleman not to report it.

3 1, others make mistakes-forgive yourself with forgiveness, and forgive others with forgiveness.

33. losing money-losing money sometimes means taking advantage.

34. Politeness-Good for bad is the best human investment.

35. People are under the eaves-you have to bow your head when it is time to bow your head.

36, the crossroads of life-no regrets, I go my way.

37. Ask for help-make good use of the power of others and ask for help when it is time to ask for help.

38, ridicule-as an opportunity to recognize shortcomings and correct them.

39. Frustrated-look at the flowers in front of the court and look at the clouds in the sky.

40, in the face of other people's setbacks-never say your pride.

4 1, frustration-the ups and downs of life can make great achievements.

42. Being despised-prove yourself with actions, not with your mouth.

43. Encountering injustice-adaptation must be adapted, and change can be changed.

44, talent is not met-try to polish yourself, gold will always shine.

45, an affair-unbearable weight in life, unbearable pain in marriage.

46, break up-break up together.

47. Premarital property notarization-what is the measure of love?

48. Trial marriage-be careful about trial marriage.

49, my husband is sad to quarrel-quarreling hurts people, there is no need to fight for you to lose and I win.

50. Jealousy-the strongest "poison" to destroy love and happiness.

Talk about classic personality-all I can afford now is chopsticks.

I don't know if I went to college or if college fucked me.

University is learning!

When I go to bed at noon, I set up an automatic reply when something happens. As a result, my classmate chatted with it all noon.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am not in Weibo and you are in Weibo.

Tell me from childhood, if there is anything else, nothing else, no money, no feelings.

The sky is used for wind and rain; The land is used to grow flowers and grass; I was used to prove the greatness of the world.

As a child. Cry, cry, laugh, grow up, laugh, laugh, cry.

Is this blind man blind?

The teacher came into the classroom and said, who is sitting in the village today? Don't even clean the blackboard!

I won't tell you if you kill me. You haven't played the honey trap yet!

Not only am I lucky, but also athlete's foot!

I finally know why I lick Oreos, because then no one dares to rob them.

Who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now. Don't waste your feelings on others. Let's get to know each other sometime.

The man forgot his money, so he put the bill on the counter and left. The cashier took the bill and shouted, "Your bill, sir!" The man smiled and replied, here is your bill.

You are very kind, especially when you are sorry for others. ...

Gentle gentleman, ladies are eager. Tell me about personality QQ.

Experts suggest that you should not sleep more than 24 hours a day, just a little sleep, and don't overdo it.

Long ugly, live long; Handsome to death.

After class, the teacher said, what else do you not understand? I stretched myself and said, what class does the teacher have this time?

Do you know why Xiao San is crying? Because Xiao Si is back. Do you know why Xiao Si is crying? That's because the boss is back.

When our summer homework teacher has finished all the homework, there will be a lot of junk cars parked in the school.

I really hope it starts on February 29th. . . Every four years! I hope to start on February 30th. . .

Six months ago, in order to urge myself to lose weight, I insisted on recording my weight every day, filling out Excel forms and generating trend charts. Today, my colleague passed by my seat, only to see him pass by and fall back thoughtfully. He whispered in my ear: Can you tell me which stock you are? The trend is quite good.

There is a longing for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

In chemistry class, the chemistry teacher asked: What should you do if your gas leaks? Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down.

Too much computer play, I want to fast-forward when I watch TV.

My period is like a wolf. When I leave, I always shout, I will definitely come back!

When I was a child, I wrote a composition and learned to lie. Writing a thesis in a university, I learned to plagiarize; Write a report after work and learn to disguise; When you are in love, write love letters and learn to be melodramatic; When I was old, I wrote an autobiography and studied packaging.

The higher the online rate of QQ, the more lonely this person is.

The only thing I can afford now is chopsticks.

Don't let your girlfriend be blue, because she is blue and you are green, and don't let your boyfriend be red and yellow.

Pleasant to the eye, chasing, okay, kissing, quarreling, tired, scattered, pretending not to know, cursing you behind your back, completely ignorant, so that I collapsed.

In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it turns into popcorn, the runner will still run.

One by one, isn't it that I haven't finished my homework yet, as for it? I don't know what homework is.

Being a man is like Conan, with a spirit that makes people die wherever they go.

So many people despise me. Who are you?

I love you! What do you care?

Chopin, no matter how awesome B is, it can't play out Lao Tzu's sadness!

The bell in class is more pleasant than the national anthem, and the bell in class is more collapsed than anxiety.

The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

Today's news of 10086 comes again. He still cares about me so much, but I hope he will add Happy April Fool's Day after informing me that the balance is insufficient!

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