Satire at other people's jealousy.

1. Satirically envy those annoying people. 1. God saw that you were thirsty and created water. God saw that you were hungry and created rice; God saw that you had no lovely friends and created me; However, he also saw that there is no idiot in this world and created you by the way.

If you are a meteor, I will chase you. If you are a satellite, I will wait for you. If you were a star, I would fall in love with you. Too bad you're an orangutan. 3. You have a peony-rich appearance, a plum-blossom tough quality, a lotus-like pure heart, a peach-blossom sweet smile and a sunflower-like charm of Leng Yan. I look left and right, you are a sex maniac! If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future! You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.

6, you treasure, you treasure, you eat the most, with salt dates in your mouth, dog tail grass in your nose, eyes like light bulbs, and nose like urine. You think you are a silkworm baby, but in fact you are a big straw bag! 7, the mask has been worn for a long time, that is the face.

For everyone, there is only one real duty: find yourself, and then stick to the life in your heart, wholeheartedly and never stop. All other roads are incomplete, an escape road, a cowardly return to the public ideal, a drift and an inner fear.

If you want to get out of the shadows, let your face face the sun; If you want to say goodbye to cowardice, let your heart become strong through experience; If you want to keep love fresh, you will change the original appearance in your struggle; If you want to get rid of ordinary life, try to fly proudly. Nothing can be done without hands. Although the world is cruel, there will always be a way as long as you are willing to go. If you retreat, you can only choose to be sad.

3. What do you think of this jealous and sarcastic person? First of all, congratulations on passing CET-6! Next, I would like to express some personal views on your question: Being angry is to punish yourself with other people's mistakes! Since it's not your fault, and you're not wrong, don't care about what people with no quality say (it may be hard to say that you don't care, just try to adjust your mentality at that time)! Let's analyze her behavior first: her attitude is nothing more than the following reasons: jealousy; Inferiority (trying to show how capable you are in front of others).

The best way to deal with a jealous person is to live better than her. Think of it this way: let the invisible fire of jealousy burn in her chest. Anyway, it's her, not you (this idea seems a bit extreme, but you can't control other people's ideas, you have to adjust your own ideas)! She mentioned a friend of a sports reporter, but who really verified her words? Maybe this is a story she made up to regain her influence in the dormitory. Even with such friends, I don't think anyone wants to be taken out often, because truly capable people are very introverted, cultured and low-key. There are only two possibilities for others to make friends with her: using her or being attracted by her personality charm.

I'd rather believe the former here, because she doesn't know how to cherish the most important classmate friendship in college life, and she still works in the dormitory soon after graduation. I don't like such people the most! The best way to repay such a person is to treat other students in the dormitory with your sincerity. After all, girls are very curious and will be interested in what she says, but this interest is only temporary. Still have to graduate, facing the pressure of finding a job. At this time, what is a true friend can be reflected. Try to care about every friend around you, I believe you will gain something! In conclusion, don't take people like her too personally. Maybe it is her purpose to make you uncomfortable, so you should be happy every day, so she can only feel worse ~ ~ In fact, many things will be missed and cherished after you leave school. After all, the past will pass ... Of course, this is another story.

4. Sentences that satirize narrow-minded people 1. Outside the mountain and the castle peak, there is no perfect life in the world People can be jealous, but they should not be jealous, and they should not hate.

Kindness is a person's minimum character. We can't let goodness sleep or wither in chains. We should let kindness and love coexist forever. Since we have a life, a thought and a pursuit, we should be kind, have love, and go on a beautiful life journey with sincerity and truth.

Although you live dark and cold today, maybe drinking cold water will plug your teeth. However, I hope I can let you know that everything will eventually become a knowing smile.

Please enjoy your 23 years old, work hard and effortlessly, and wait for time to reveal the answer for you. The night is still early, and the lights are dim and cold.

Who thought of autumn wind? This mountain can't understand the language of this water, and this water seems to understand neon lights.

A few years of misty rain, a lot of wind and frost, the years are long. Light appearance, dark ripples in the waves, far away, lingering between fingers.

If there is an afterlife, I would like to be a tree, an elf with a leaf, and watch the whole autumn. Don't talk to me about dreams when I don't want to struggle.

When I am stagnant, don't talk to me about hope. Don't talk to me about tomorrow when I have nothing.

Don't talk to me about life when I am pessimistic and desperate. Don't talk to me about happiness while I'm trying to survive.

Don't talk to me about choices when I'm at a loss.