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Talk about the humor of traffic jam.

1, there is no road in the world. There are many people walking and the road is blocked.

2. Is it strange? Driving is not as fast as walking.

3, traffic jam, traffic jam, always traffic jam, you block me so upset, have the ability to block me for a lifetime.

4, although you go, don't stop me from losing!

5, finally lined up to get on the bus, and there was a traffic jam at high speed! Is it easy for me to go home?

6. Because everyone realized that there would be traffic jam on the highway during holidays, the traffic jam time was advanced.

7. There is a kind of pain that you are still stuck in traffic when others arrive, and a kind of happiness that you fly in the sky to watch traffic jams.

8. The apes on both sides of the strait kept crying and the family didn't live in the car.

9. I can think of the most romantic thing about Chinese New Year, that is, staying at home with you and watching the traffic jam on the street.

10, I'm happy to go home for the New Year, and the traffic jam is also happy. Of course, don't stay in the traffic jam for too long. I have to hurry home for dinner!

1 1. On your wedding day, I was drunk and the whole street was stuck in traffic.

12, I didn't expect someone to go home last month, but it will arrive this month.

13, whether you drive or not, the road is blocked there and you can't walk.

14, there was a traffic jam on the expressway last night, so I ran down to shoot stars.

15, in the face of traffic jams, it highlights the helplessness and sadness of life.

16, my lover is waiting. Think about whether it is traffic jam or lost.

17, the cruelest curse I've ever heard is: I curse you for being stuck in traffic all your life.

18, today, on the way to work, the traffic jam blocked the holiday feeling.

19, still hiding half a face behind the guitar in front of us, forgetting to bring instant noodles on the bus.

20. Expressway, please charge.