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Talking about a woman's personality

Women are like flowers, and flowers have flowering periods. Once you miss it, even if it is fluttering in the wind, it is lonely.

A woman likes a man who makes her laugh, but what she really loves is a man who makes her cry.

A woman's greatest sense of security is not having a responsible man, but having material and money that can determine her future.

Most women are infatuated, and most men are promiscuous. Infatuation will always be hurt by love, and promiscuity will only be tired by love. No matter how tired a man is, he can't compare with the pain caused by a woman who is hurt by love.

Women gamble on a man all their lives, talk about wisdom, and finally rely on luck.

Women should understand that the best woman in a man's mind is always the next unknown. Don't misunderstand a man who dares to divorce you for life.

At the crossroads of marriage, the most important thing for a woman is not to choose a suitable road, but to choose a harmless or least harmful road.

For women, all the pain is being cheated emotionally.

A woman may forget the man who loved her all her life, but no woman will forget the man who hurt her. Men hurt for a while, women hurt for a lifetime.

Giving up an established marriage, even if it is a wrong marriage, is really a great test for women. The test is not only a woman's wisdom, but also her courage to face reality.

A woman can read a man intuitively and get to know him thoroughly in one night.

Many women who are difficult to marry are not really difficult to marry, but they can't cross a threshold set by themselves.

The reality is so cruel after all. Women can fight against fate, but they can't compete with time.

All the sad memories of women are related to love.

Women are either angels or demons. An angelic woman is a school that makes bad men quiet and ambitious. A devil-like woman is a tempting poisoned wine, which makes a good man intoxicated and beyond redemption.

When a woman bets on love and marriage, she is actually betting on a man. Winning or losing depends on wisdom and luck, not reason.

Men should get married at the age of 30, and women should marry themselves in the mood for love before the age of 30, otherwise there will always be regrets in life.

Men leave behind the vicissitudes of life, while women leave behind the old age. Vicissitudes are experiences, charms and temptations. Aging is helplessness, pain and ending.

Men are always fickle in their hearts, while women's fickle is only superficial.

No matter how stupid a man is, he will make a woman in love lose her way and devote herself wholeheartedly, but no matter how charming a clever woman is, it is only the man's eyes that confuse her, but it is difficult to go deep into his soul.

The older an old man is, the happier he is, and the older an old woman is, the sadder she is.

Women all expect to be men's only and favorite. In fact, in a man's world, the most unforgettable woman in his life is not the woman he loves most, nor the woman he hates most, nor the woman he abandoned, but the woman he is most sorry for.

There is no free lunch in the world, and similarly, there is no bed provided by women for free.

On the personality of men and women, it's classic.

Men look at women, the most beautiful when they are in love, the most common after marriage, the ugliest after divorce and the most beautiful after divorce; Women look at men most sincerely when they are in love, most bored after marriage, most hypocritical before divorce and most sincere after divorce.

For men, the most beautiful woman is an unattainable woman; For a woman, the most handsome man is the man she already has.

Women are always afraid of men at ordinary times, and they don't like men when they go to bed; Men usually think that women are coquettish, but they are afraid that women will not be coquettish when they go to bed.

When a woman tells a man that I know I am not beautiful, the man should never agree. When a man tells a woman that I am actually a failure, the woman is definitely against it.

A man who doesn't want property in divorce must be a bad man; A divorced woman who doesn't want property must be a good woman.

Men give women bras to show that they want to establish a lover relationship; A woman gives a man underwear, which means there is a lover relationship.

When a woman's unit sends a thousand dollars, she will tell the man that she sent a thousand dollars and tell her friends that she sent five hundred dollars. When a man sends a thousand dollars, he will tell a woman that he sent 500 dollars and a friend that he sent 1,500 dollars.

The man who is most afraid of his wife in the family dares not contradict his mother-in-law; A woman who fears her husband most at home dares to contradict her mother-in-law.

The stupidest time for a man is to wear a suit to work for the first time, and the stupidest time for a woman is to wear a suspender skirt to the street for the first time.

Men will never know why women want men to buy this and that. Because they know that if a man really wants to buy it, she will stop it. She will know how to save money for him, but she wants to see if he is really willing to spend money for himself.

Beautiful women like to praise other women's beautiful clothes, and rich men like to praise other men's high income, and the final result is to lead the topic to themselves.

Men are like peaches and women like eggs. Men are soft outside and hard inside, so they should eat slowly and bite slowly. Women have a hard shell and a soft heart, so be careful.

No matter how bad the relationship between a man and his wife is, the relationship with his mother-in-law is also good; No matter how good the relationship between a woman and her husband is, the relationship with her mother-in-law is also poor.

Men have nothing to say when they are in pain, and women say everything when they are angry.

It is a habit for men to lie, and it is a need for women to lie.

Men are often looked down upon by women because of their weakness, and women often win men's sympathy with tears.

Women save money to spend on their husbands in the future, while men save money to spend on other women in the future.

Men look around in the street and call it cruel, while women look around in the road and call them bright eyes and good eyes.

When a man has money, he changes his mobile phone first, then his car, then his house and finally his clothes. Rich women are just the opposite.

A man entrusts his girlfriend to his buddy for care, and finally his girlfriend becomes his wife, and the buddy takes care of him; A woman entrusted her boyfriend to her sisters for care, and as a result, her sisters became her boyfriend's wife and could not be her.

A failed man likes to compare his wife with others, and a successful woman likes to compare her husband with others.

If a man is fined for illegal parking, he will quarrel with the traffic police and the woman will stop the fight; If a woman is fined for illegal parking, she will have a quarrel with the man around her, and the traffic police will persuade her.

Men's biggest trouble is creditors, and women's biggest trouble is lovers.

The useless things that men like to buy most are laptops, and the useless things that women like to buy most are shoes.

Men are good at discovering the shortcomings of their wives, while women are good at discovering the advantages of their husbands.

Men like to buy books and stack shelves, and then women come to read these books.

Men and women quarreled and got angry in the car. If a woman drives, she will slam on the brakes; If a person drives a car, he will slam on the accelerator.

Men learn English to prove that they are excellent, while women learn English to prove that they are no longer excellent.

No matter how clever a woman is, she looks confused, and no matter how stupid a man is, she looks sober.

Men study PhD because of their low IQ, while women study PhD because of their low EQ.

Talking about the personality of single women

1. Vegetables can't stay fresh forever. Why should it always be popular in other people's lives?

2. I pretend to be cute, I pretend to be beautiful, I pretend not to, and you pretend not to know that I am pretending. This is the perfect trick.

People always like to treat facts as jokes and then cover them up with jokes!

If the husband is working, he is a temporary worker at most. If the wife is a career, she will be laid off sooner or later. I have only one thing to say to my future husband: man, if you dare to work part-time, I will dare to re-employment!

It is not terrible for a woman to lose her virginity and heart. The terrible thing is that she has no amnesia.

6. In fact, the more dangerous and exciting love is, the more beautiful and moving it is. No matter what the result is, everyone wants to experience it.

7. I recommend a good book for everyone, which contains pornography, incest, man and beast, violence and terror. The box of the book also says "Be a good boy" and its title is: Greek fairy tales.

8. An unforgettable love is like a tragedy that is stopped halfway. It is not sad because of the sad ending, but it is unforgettable because it didn't wait until the end.

9. In the face of life, some people strive to be the most beautiful themselves in their limited lives, while others are doubling their lives and approaching the return.

10, everyone thinks he is unique in the world, so there is no uniqueness in the world.

1 1. A naive person must have a dark place.

12, people are facing death from birth. What are the troubles?

13, living is boring, which proves that the imagination is too beautiful, the imagination is too beautiful, and it proves that there is too little experience, so living is boring.

14, I've been thinking that a person like me, who has inner personality charm and external expressive ability, must be very fashionable now if he has a man. Even if I don't complain that fate arranged for me to have a daughter, I will strongly protest and condemn that fate arranged for me to be born in New China instead of a matriarchal society!

15, some people you can't get because you don't understand greed, and some people you will lose because you are too greedy. It is difficult to be a man, and it is even more difficult to be a woman. It is even harder to be a woman who can grasp greed!

16, everyone is a song, most people are catchy pop songs, some people are the main theme, a few people are local tunes with their own characteristics, and some people are birds that sound beautiful but can't understand.

It's really hard to calm down after reading it! In the face of life, some people try to be the most beautiful themselves in a limited life, while others are spending more time and returning to a boring life, proving that imagination is too beautiful, imagination is too beautiful, and experience is too little, so life is boring.

On women's super personality

1. One day, I will point to my heart and proudly tell you that there is a substitution here.

2. Those who watch Lao Tzu's jokes will laugh at you one day.

3, you are not qualified to play with my love. If you dare to play, I will kill you!

If it's comforting, I admire the profound imitation of giving up the right to happiness.

5. Friendship lasts forever until it can never be separated.

6, my world I am the king, my woman Wang Zhongwang.

7. I'm Dong Fangbubai, with a lid on my head and a sack on my body.

You can't play with my feelings.

9. Women should live with dignity and laugh at others for crying.

10, from today on, your loneliness has nothing to do with me!

1 1, play generously and love safely.

12, what happened to the country people? Country people are good people! !

13, pretending to be struck by lightning, from scratch.

14, smiling, facing all the outside comments, as long as I have a clear conscience!

15, street dance, wait for me, I will stand at the peak and smile.

16, people need temper to have ambition …

17. Living long does not necessarily mean living well. Living well means living long enough.

18, sister's silence doesn't mean I don't care. Just because I talk doesn't mean I have to care.

19, do your best just to get ahead.

20. If you feel disappointed and powerless now, what should you do in the future?

2 1. Live for others and live for yourself.

22. Once a woman is crazy. (of an obscure person) achieve spectacular result by one's first trial ...

23. Our life is to be reborn in the attitude of constantly starting.

24. A woman may not be beautiful, but she must live beautifully.

I don't want others to manipulate my future, but I want to create my own future.

26, don't need too much emotion, as long as it suits you.

27. Yesterday has become history, so why bother?

28. When you have seen all the spring scenery, you will find that I am the only one who makes you dream.

29. People living in the world depend on two things, courage and wisdom.

30. There is no hope of falling in love. To fall in love is to show off loudly.

3 1, the more beautiful a woman looks like a mushroom, the more poisonous her heart is.

32. Living needs not only oxygen, but also courage and domineering.

Sisters can never be separated, and others can't try to separate us.

I gave him to you, so you have no right to show off to me.

35. Tattoos are the only thing that death can take away in this life.

36. Look at a huge life with great feelings.

37, men, remember, women are a new generation of technetium overlord.

38. Forgive me for loving women in my life.

39. Women may not be beautiful, but they must not be smart.

40. Life is like a super girl, and all the people who persist are men.

4 1. Being a woman can be sexy, enchanting and pure, but not mediocre.

42. If I have to die, I will take darkness as my bride and hug it in my arms.

Life is too short to eat, drink and be merry. A hundred years is too long. We can't seize the day.

44. Fate washed my cards again, but I still played them myself.

45. I want to be your queen and occupy the high ground in your heart.

46. The sequel of love is about to be staged, and the definition of happiness is written by myself.

47, killed the wolf and spared the tiger. It used to be a 250.

48. A girl who is ugly but awkward is an atmosphere!

49. Girls can be happy even without boyfriends!

50. The sexiness of the soul is the real sexiness in the bones.