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One, two, three, four... What does dimensionality mean...
Fourth-dimensional thinking, simply put, is the ability to regulate one's thinking. Human beings have also gone through a long process from unidimensional thinking to the current multidimensional thinking. For example: Brother Pest goes out to play, and when people see him, they say viciously: Pest! The elder brother went home very depressed and said to his mother: People outside are very unfriendly and call me pest; while the younger brother went home happily and said to his mother: People outside are very friendly and they all say hello to me: Hi! insect! This is the difference between unidimensional thinking and pluralistic thinking. The theory of fourth-dimensional thinking seems to have originated from Korean artists.
★Representative figures: Kim Heechul and Max Changmin
There are many more, go to /view/1164686.htm to see for yourself Fourth-dimensional thinking, simply put, is the ability to regulate one's thinking. Human beings have also gone through a long process from unidimensional thinking to the current multidimensional thinking. For example: Brother Pest goes out to play, and when people see him, they say viciously: Pest! The elder brother went home very depressed and said to his mother: People outside are very unfriendly and call me pest; while the younger brother went home happily and said to his mother: People outside are very friendly and they all say hello to me: Hi! insect! This is the difference between unidimensional thinking and pluralistic thinking. The theory of fourth-dimensional thinking seems to have originated from Korean artists.
★Representative figure: Kim Heechul
The fourth-dimensional thinking of the princess in the petal mouth means that the princess has very active thinking and often talks about some things. Off-line words make it difficult for others to understand.
Kim Heechul, known as Cinderella, has a super alien mind and is terminally ill with prince's disease. He is so charming that he attracts a large number of petals who like him. Some people couldn't understand him and slandered him for no reason, but he always ignored them and stuck to his principles.
Let’s first sort out the classic quotes of this little off-kilter boy. This simple and narcissistic boy sometimes looks like a naughty boy, sometimes like a prince. Well, without further ado, let’s get into it first The princess’s fourth-dimensional world!
(1) X-MAN
1. When Heechul first appeared in X-MAN...
“Look at you He looks like a mixed race."
"No, I am a native of Jiangyuan... I have never been abroad."
Everyone praised Heechul's hometown dialect for being cute and asked him to speak a few more words...
"(Hometown dialect) If I was asked to speak in dialect throughout the show, my image would be terrible. ." (A true beauty, as a newcomer, is not shy in front of seniors, shows his true side to others, and people are instantly attracted by his personality charm)
2."Of course" During the session
After Uncle Park Myung-soo's ridiculous attack, the princess politely said: "Let's stop the etiquette!" (Everyone was nervous)
The princess bent down seriously + innocently Looking up: "Can you see me?" (referring to Uncle Park's small eyes)
(Uncle Park is surprised, the princess is making funny faces on the side)
Park: "Of course I heard that your nickname is 'Cinderella'? If you are Cinderella, then I am Snow White."
(It was the Belly Princess - it seemed to be said by classmate Kim Jong-kook, causing everyone to burst into laughter. , Park could only sigh)
Che: "Of course. Then I agree that you are Snow White, but did you eat a poisonous apple and become like that?"
( Referring to Uncle Park's appearance..., everyone burst into laughter)
Pu (speechless): "The face became like this not because of the poisonous apple, but because of aging (?). It is a testimony of time!
You said you are Cinderella, right? Are you waiting for your Prince Charming every day, or are you waiting for the Prince of the Sea?
(The Prince of the Sea is a song popularized by Uncle Park.
) Which prince is he? "
(The princess was stunned, the uncle danced a strange dance, confident)
Che: "Do all the princes of the sea look like you? (Park was so angry that he kicked the MC aside) But, does the Prince of the Sea also fry chicken legs?
(Uncle has a fried chicken restaurant) It would be great to catch some fish and make seafood. Why are you frying chicken legs? ”
(While everyone was laughing, Uncle Park KNOCK DOWN) (A smart princess with super-fast reactions, really unmatched! Her fairy tale mind made Uncle Park unable to fight back. .He is really famous for his vicious tongue!)
3. Of course
Che: “Do you know that I am prettier than you? "(To Pu Jinglin, the Princess of Sifang who replaced Uncle Park)
Che: (To Jinglin) Well... I just said that your face looks like an inkstone. I take it back! (Seeing Jinglin’s proud expression...) His face is so red, did he just eat a red stone inkstone?
Jinglin fainted~~~~~~~ (describes a human face Like Shi Yan, how can ordinary people think of this? Only our fourth-dimensional princess can blurt it out)
4. It turns out that no matter how brave or courageous a man is, in front of the person he likes Everyone will become a coward. Because of this, "I love you" has become the most difficult thing to say in the world (what else is there to say? It is simply a classic)
5. Although most of them. People choose white sugar, but I will choose brown sugar (it is indeed the character of a princess)
6. My one is half like a rose, and that one is both beautiful and thorny (Cai Yan) (I want to be a princess). Lovers are definitely not things in the pool)
7. Park Myung-soo: "Young man...life is very difficult..."
Heechul: "It's not me Let you live like this..." (an honest boy who says whatever is on his mind)
8. Heechul: "You have to wash your hands before going to bed after eating grapes at night! " (referring to the grape-colored nail polish on JJ's nails) and then kept shouting: "Wash, wash!
…………
Chae Yeon JJ: Ah~ you little girl, let your hair down, you will be more beautiful~
Heechul: I am beautiful ? It’s beautiful like this~ Is it beautiful like that? Jealousy? (Raises head in a provocative gesture)
Cai: "I know you are beautiful, but you can't learn how sexy I am, right?" (arrogant)
Che: "Of course. About 8 I met Cai Yan JJ a few months ago, and she is much fatter now than she was then! I can eat 5 meals a day without getting fat. What did you eat to become so fat?"
Cai Yan: "I wonder? If you know how much I eat, ask Hodong next to you.”
Are you happy that Chae Yeon said you are on the same level as Hodong hyung? (Cute Prince Disease)
9. Che plays "of course" with a girl. Che was very gentle at first, and asked the woman with concern whether she was tired from playing games just now... Then his attitude suddenly changed 180 degrees, (in the tone of a country boy), and he said sternly to the woman: "You just hit me and it hurts me." Ah, are you a bison?" Then he looked confused and looked into her eyes and said, "It's so beautiful...!" After hearing this, the woman looked shy and at a loss. I saw Che saying: "I mean me reflected in your eyes!!!" (Being defeated by him, I have to promote my handsomeness in any program)
(2) Love Letter
1. The princess wants to wrestle with HYDE. Cai Yan, cheers for the princess.
Cai Yan cheered by singing,
The princess interrupted and said, "I know, I know. Let's go in" (so handsome.~~)
HYDE Smoking with anger. . .
(At this time, Che's black hair was so flowing, and he looked like a prince, completely driven by his charm)
3. Reprinted from a sentence said by the princess in the knocking game on the third generation of Love Letter Season 3 :
I will let everyone know that I am more than just my appearance! (Speechless, terminally ill prince's disease)
4. Love Letter 22 to a certain TIE: Men always have love problems Want to use force to solve it!! (Macho chauvinism~~)
5. I like you
Not because you are rich
Not because of you ’s face
Because you are QHB born on Reflection)
After both Kim Jong Min and Cheon Myung Hoon fell out and left
Heechul said affectionately while cutting BIN’s hair and impressed all the girls on the spot (what a romantic dialogue, watch Anyone who has experienced this must be moved by the princess)
6.MC: Heechul (Why did you come out?)
Leader: I have red pants, pink pants, floral pants, I have them all. Che who likes colorful things)
7. Call BADA out of her concert
Then she keeps changing songs
Finally, she goes to the TV and pretends I have no choice but to say... Alas... you can't touch it on the TV either... = =
Kim Heechul should have Kim Heechul's style~ (I'm just touched when I see Che playing with the remote control like a naughty boy) , but the ending was so romantic that after returning to the team, the team members jealously beat him up. This is Che's style)
8. TIM and Huang Jingyin answered what is the full name of "UFO" proposed by Jiang Hudong, After they answered the unid entfied flying object, the princess at the back insisted on saying "coco". Jiang Hudong asked, "Where did you see coco?" The princess was very confident and said, "I feel like it will happen today"!! In the end, they After saying it again, the princess added "of coco"!!! I immediately took it off... (Stubborn and funny Che, very naughty)
10.bada: "In my Fish swimming in the sea, please come out. "(bada means sea in Korean...)
Kim Heechul came out...
mc: "What kind of fish are you? ”
Kim Heechul: “I am a shark... Sharks are scary to other fish, but they are vulnerable to the sea.” " (The most classic metaphor spoken at that time, a Che-like metaphor, extremely romantic, it can be called a famous quote)
(3) star golden bell
1. Called superjunior by MC Hope...the showdown in the revenge battle...
The conversation between Heechul and Noh Hyun-jung has no pause between each sentence...it is completely the fastest reaction...how smart the two are. ...
Che: "Are you happy that another man confessed to you?" "(Other men refer to Te Te...= =)
Lu: "Is Heechul your real name? "
Che: "My hairstyle is different from last time. "
Lu: "Actually, what I'm most afraid of is Heechul. Do you know why? ”
Che: “Are you wearing a mushroom on your head?” "(Attack Lu jj's hairstyle...= =)
Lu: "Why did you call me aunt? "(Heechul always calls Aunt Nohjj... = =)
Cheol: "At first I thought it was someone else. Are you really Noh Hyunjing? "(attacking Lu JJ's ugly appearance...= =)
Lu: "How old do you think I am? ”
Che: “How am I doing?” ”
Lu: “Do you know my age? ”
Che: “Then do you think I like you?” ”
Lu: “Then why am I your aunt?”
Che: "Did aunt go home yesterday?" "(This sentence made the whole audience burst into laughter...I was completely impressed by his quick reaction...)
Lu: "How old is your aunt?
Che: "Li Te scolded his aunt when he came home yesterday. What happened?" ” (The whole audience burst into laughter again... I must be very helpless... = =)
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Lu: "Actually, I like another person more than Li Te. Who is that person?"
Che: "It's different from last time. What's going on?"
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Lu: "Heechul-kun is different from last time, what happened?"
Cheol: "You are more handsome!"
(after showing off himself) She gave up automatically, turned around and walked away, and even blew a kiss to the camera.... The whole audience burst out laughing and cheered and applauded...) (This performance shocked me anyway. Apart from the princess’s witty questions and answers, the last one boasted The blowing kiss is really a classic among classics, it was natural and not artificial. Although MC Lu won, I guess she was just as frustrated as if she lost)
2. In Star golden on March 25 bell, the host asked the princess what is the secret to her popularity, and the princess’s reply was:
“It has a lot to do with appearance, but there are other elements, so don’t just focus on me. Judge me by my appearance” (bragging from beginning to end) (Whenever I stop bragging, the dinosaur will be resurrected)
3.mc: “Heechul-kun, tell me what role you play in the team” < /p>
Cheol: "(Cute) I am the boy's face in the team."
mc: "I have a lot of questions about Heechul. What do you think of my appearance?" < /p>
Che: "Maybe many people are not very satisfied with their appearance, but because people around me often say that I am handsome, so..."
mc: "Siwon is laughing at you from behind...Siwon-kun, tell the truth, do you think Heechul is more handsome or you are more handsome?"
Siwon: "(Hao) No hesitation) Heechul is handsome.” (Everyone said “Hey————”)
Heechul: “What’s the matter~ He said I’m handsome~”
mc : "So, Heechul-kun, do you think Siwon-kun is more handsome or you?"
Heechul: "Hey, Siwon agrees... (pause on purpose)"
The whole audience laughed...Si Yuan was depressed... (Haha, every time I am defeated by the princess's cute boast, I like this alien head more and more)
5. Princess : That’s right, it should be very burdensome!
Ten Yuan rushed up and gave me a big bear hug~~~~~~~~~~
At a certain brain sports meeting
A girl said something about Heechul Everything is fine, but he thinks like an alien
Then he said, "Is this the kind of appearance you can see on earth?" (I have to admire his wit, alien. Come on, people!)
(4) Ten Thousand Yuan Happiness
1. Introduce yourself... Ten Thousand Yuan Happiness...
"Hello everyone... .I am Kim Heechul, who plays the role of the regular child face in Super Junior."
"NG! ....As far as I know, you are the biggest in Super Junior..." (Actually, you are the biggest in the team... .)
"It's because it looks small like this, so it has a childish face."
"Oh...then continue."
"Everyone Well, I am Kim Heechul, who is responsible for the fixed childish appearance and the fixed character in Super Junior. "(Haha, stop emphasizing your childlike appearance, we already knew it)
2. In Heechul's "Ten Thousand Won" In "Happiness", Heechul, who had been hungry for several days, was looking forward to someone caring about his situation, but the phone kept falling asleep... Under the camera, he saw Ki-Bum playing with Heechul seriously every day, but he didn't In front of the show's camera, I say to Heechul, "Come on." At this time, his phone suddenly rang, and it clearly displayed "Kibum"... He answered the phone excitedly... KiBum was concerned about his situation... and encouraged him... After putting down the phone, Heechul's tears fell. There were circles in his eyes... but he felt it was embarrassing to shed tears in front of the camera, so he kept saying, Kibum is like this, he always cares about others silently, yes, Kibum is like this, he never puts his own I feel bad, let the show be tainted, just like this, in private, as a younger brother, a sensible younger brother, I care about my brother silently, I will not steal the spotlight from my brother, and I will not talk too much... even if I am helping my brother. After completing the show, he also spoke less and used his brother as the protagonist... This may be the reason why Heechul can't stop being obsessed with Kibum.
(The princess is such an emotional person, with a fragile heart, and the princess who values ??her friends more than herself is so lovable)
3. In the happiness of ten thousand yuan, Bai Zhiying and his ten thousand yuan After clearing all the steps, he said, "Kim Heechul should have Kim Heechul's style, and from now on it will be my style." (classic, classic)
4. He and Heechul played a couple in Bad Family Choi Yina commented on Heechul: (The screen reads "Is this prince's disease in real life?")
"In fact, he is a very polite boy. The only drawback is that he is not like the people on earth... ...That kind of thinking..." (The audience laughed)
Heechul looked at Choi Yina: "...It is indeed difficult to see on earth, I am like this Appearance (a charming smile)."
(The whole audience collapsed...the screen read "The Prince is seriously ill"...)
Cui Yina was excited: "This is his true personality. , Really!”
Heechul smiled, raised his head, and snorted loudly... (The screen printed "Prince's disease is incurable"... = =) (These few sentences really sum up the princess. His character is really insightful, I admire him)
(5) FULL HOUSE
1. Fullhouse1
Anna throws the dice with the members’ faces on them
< p>When Heechul threw it to him, he grabbed the photoSaid: Wow, Very handsome! Great face! (Speechless, he has a prince's disease towards people he meets for the first time)
2 .When I went shopping with ANNA, I helped her buy a toothbrush and said there was a red one. ANNA said I don’t like the color red. Heechul said if I did, then I would buy a red one (the character of a crown prince at heart)
4. Said in full house: My eyes have my soul. . . . (The big eyes twinkled, but the princess’s wishful thinking was wrong. Then ANNA said depressedly that she saw contact lenses, and the princess KNOCK DOWN)
5.ANNA: Are you okay~? Not crazy? (Can’t understand Cucumber Mike’s ANNA)
How can you talk with something like this?
Che: I wonder if people with clean souls can hear what Cucumber says? oh! Cucumber, did you hear that? 5~He said he could hear it~ (then he had convulsions = =+) (This kid really, really has convulsions)
6. Although the princess was not the first to say it...but the princess learned later It came out and made it a complete classic....
"What?.... (please speak louder every sentence... = =)
..... Dog?
....Dog?
....Dog?
....Dog?! !!(Please point your head in the other direction in this sentence = =)
......Yuck! It's so annoying! (Please point fiercely in this sentence) Next = =) (This sentence has become a classic, so much so that when I see people, I just want to say DOG, DOG?)
7. In FH, the baby introduces barbecue vegetable skewers in Chinese , and then said: Come on, everyone eats, everyone eats. The princess immediately said in confused Chinese: Come on, everyone comes out.
(It’s really Captain Mud~~)
8. When eating ice cream, ANNA and I each took a spoonful and then put our heads together and said, we will make up after eating this... (The expression is so cute, so special It’s when you choke on the pepper)
9. In FH6, Xiaohai and Fan are competing in Taekwondo
The princess said to Fan~Pinch him! Pinch him!" (to Geng’s side room) Extremely dissatisfied~~~)
10. "Ah... no wonder, several times in FULL HOUSE, Che said extremely excitedly: "I was born to make women all over the world **Me!!...This is not my fault!! It was my parents who gave birth to me with such a beautiful face!!~~~" (Here we go again, Po Che, please restrain yourself)
Che:...?
Boss: Which book is your favorite (2 times)
Che: OK... (If you don’t know, just say OK unconditionally)
He is also there Say OK...
I kept saying OK during the book buying process
Finally, I bought a book that looked like a book for children (the reason is that adults don’t like to read words, and it has pictures and tapes)
Finally, he said that the mission failed, and Che began to explain: It’s true, grandpa, grandma, when you were a baby (English)
He started to read English from the book, while He turned over it. Korean
ELVA: I don’t understand a word of English, so I might as well speak Korean
Che: Is my pronunciation inaccurate (confused)? (Pochul’s English pronunciation is very good, and it’s American pronunciation. He is from Gangwon Province? Korean education is really weird, but he doesn’t learn well in the city)
12.. Heechul: My English Ninety percent of them are touch me yo man baby....
Ten Yuan: Over in Europe, there are a lot of things to eat on the streets
Heechul: Have you been there? ?
Ten yuan: Been there. Have you been there? (Ask the strong man)
Donghai: Have you been to Mupu? (Stand up)
Heechul: Have you been to Gangwon-do? (Stand up - -)
Subtitles: My hometown Mingdu shouted out
Heechul: this is a police....
Gen: Being spit on Splashed...
Strongman: this is ny girlfriend..
Captain: Wait...who is your girlfriend?
Qiangren: I saw her when I just passed by.
Heechul: Ah...that one is at the police station...I'll certify it.
That stephanie is at the police station! ! !
Geng: Aya... drool, drool...
Heechul: How old are you? Foreign girl: How old do you think I am? Heechul: 18?
(Foreign girls laugh...)
Heechul: You are so young... (Subtitle: Flattery)
Girls don’t give her phone calls
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Heechul: why? I'm very sad....my god...and my dear....
Girl: If you sing a song to me, I will Give you my phone number
Heechul: let it be.... let it be... let it be.... let it be...
lei it Shit...
Foreign man: It seems better to sing other songs... (All of the above are in a frenzy)
Qiangren: (u... intoxicated)
Heechul: Kangin’s part is over...
Kangin: Finally, make a rotten smile...
Heechul: (Classic crooked smile... …) (This is important to say, Heechul’s smile is really his signature~~Starting from TWINS, those eyes are nothing but terrifying, they are really killer eyes)
3. Che said to J: The prince in the fairy tale She is cheerful and innocent... plus I am so innocent... oh!!
4.J said: Can you upload some pictures too?
We are super invincible The oral-loving princess said: I don’t have a camera. Please bring me a camera when you come back, otherwise you won’t come back (J can’t stand it even if my wife shows off her power)
5. Yesung: “I feel like I can’t feel my head. Move..."
Heechul: "Is your head too big..." (Is your brother so easy to bully?)
6. Sohu interview , asked the princess why she was called Cinderella. The princess said that Su was because her previous online name was Cinderella. Then the strong man immediately said no, saying that Su was because the princess was beautiful. The princess looked at him blankly and shouted in Chinese: Help~ ~~~ The strong man was obviously stunned for a moment, and then agreed, "Yes, yes, yes." . . . . (I learned Chinese from my eldest husband, so use it as you like~~)
7. The princess said to the team: "You are 23 years old, please stop pretending to be cute!"
Special Special: "How can I not? It's Sungmin who is pretending!" (Don't I keep pretending too? But I like it)
(7) Offline Quotations
1 .I want Masa Chicken
When I get to Thailand, I must have Masa Chicken, otherwise I will take a boat back to Korea (naughty boy, definitely a naughty boy)
2. The princess was once in the team's CY It says
One is one, not two, two is two, not three. . . . . . . (Write until 200!!!!!)
This is his unique spiritual world! ! ~ (The team must be extremely depressed if the Che-style fourth dimension is extremely entangled. The thoughts of aliens have invaded the team's CY. I wonder if it will be contagious if it stays for a long time. The team is also very depressed) < /p>
3. Parents are the soil for flowers.
Teachers are the fragrance of flowers.
They are beautiful petals.
There is no soil , the flower cannot bloom.
Without fragrance, the charm of the flower cannot be better displayed.
Without the beautiful petals, the flower cannot support itself.
Shy flowers, embarrassed to say words of gratitude,
can only express it with more beautiful blooms,
smile every day and never forget the moisture of rain and dew. (Myself Just like flowers, written to the beautiful petals)
4. "Heechul, your fingers are so beautiful!"
"Then you have never seen me Toes, my toes are 500 times more beautiful than my fingers!” (Except for the hopeless prince’s disease, I have to admit the princess’s wit)
5. There is such a little poem in the princess’ CY! : "You will know only after silence and when tears flow? Behind the awkward smile, it is me who is crying, but I have never shed tears.
" (The princess also needs to be literary, haha)
6. A certain Che's very serious expression: "Where does the strawberry scent come from ~ the scent of spring"
Next to: this person It’s so cynical~ Why are you like this~~
A certain Che lowered his eyes and smiled, "..." Covering his ears
Jin C: Impossible
Accept the punishment , a certain Che frowned but still persisted: "I think it smells like strawberry~"
7. This kind of joke? This kind of joke is 99% hard work and 1% inspiration, and the bright laughter is just right. It comes from this kind of joke. I prepared this joke for a whole month, but you actually despised it. . >
8. Kangin: Brother, who do you hate the most in SJ?
Kangren: Why?
< p>Princess: (Seriously) Do you want me to give you a mirror?9. Geng Bao’s trip to China:
(1)
Che: Han Geng, I want to go too.
Geng: Let’s go and pretend here.
Che: I don’t have a plane ticket, so...
Geng. : You didn’t want to be born.
Che: Voice? I did so many lovely things for Han Geng.
)
PD: Will you miss Han Geng when he returns to China?
Che: It’s so annoying.
Geng: No one will drink with you if I go. .
Che: Ah, yes. Don’t talk about wine in the show.
(3)
Che: Many people used to talk about Chinese and Korean people, but now it seems that there are no more. Because they are already close, it will be a little inconvenient to communicate, but they will communicate with their heart, which is better than those who live next door. Han Geng is a Korean who is far away from me, and I only drink with Han Geng.
Geng: We can really communicate.
Che: We don’t talk much. Because we paid for the drinks together and wanted to eat more each other
10. He introduced Han Geng and said a lot of nice words
"The person I love very much... .."
As a result, he had an ulterior motive to ask Geng the person he was most grateful for, and he could only name one person
Geng said ten yuan
The princess was very The little woman is jealous
"Is it because Chinese is better for ten yuan..." "I also taught you a lot of bad words..."
14. Talk about Li Xiangyu around you :
Everyone: Even in the wind, he is still so handsome
Che: I have felt it since just now, and I think he is really handsome~ Do you think I am the same?
Che: p>
Subtitles: Offline Supreme Kim Heechul
15. Princess: For J Da, I am willing to become a woman...
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