The skit will have better lines tomorrow

The performance of Feng Gong and Niu Qun in the 1996 Spring Festival Gala will be better tomorrow. The following is the relevant content of the lines from the sketch "Tomorrow Will Be Better" that I brought. I hope it will be helpful to you.

The skit will have better lines tomorrow

Niu: From everyone’s applause.

Feng: Yeah.

Niu: I heard it.

Feng: What?

Niu: Everyone still likes us better.

Feng: Ouch, Brother Niu is really confused.

Niu: Huh?

Feng: What does it mean to like us both? When people applaud, they like one of us.

Niu: Oh.

Feng: Right?

Niu: Everyone is applauding because they like one of us!

Feng: Haha.

Niu: I always thought everyone liked you too. Haha, just kidding, don’t look at us bickering as soon as we get on stage.

Feng: Oh.

Niu: Actually, we are living together...

Feng: Let’s do it.

Niu: Oops, I’m so anxious. Isn’t this a joke on you? I actually learned everything from you. How many years have we been working together? It chokes me everywhere.

Feng: Yeah.

Niu: I like everything.

Feng: I absolutely don’t like it.

Niu: Whatever I think is good.

Feng: I’ll just say it’s bad.

Niu: I think Feng Gong is good.

Feng: I think Niu Qun is right.

Niu: Why don’t you choke?

Feng: It’s Chinese New Year, so I have to follow your lead no matter what.

Niu: Is this what you said?

Feng: Yeah.

Ox: It’s Chinese New Year, follow me?

Feng: Yeah. Let’s settle the accounts after the New Year.

Niu: Let’s just say New Year.

Feng: Oh.

Niu: I’m just afraid of the Chinese New Year.

Feng: That’s right.

Niu: You said that if any child is called uncle, we will all have to give him lucky money.

Feng: I can’t afford it.

Niu: You must be afraid too.

Feng: I’m not afraid. I’ll call them uncles first.

Niu: Huh?

Feng: Haha, maybe I can still get some money back. Hahahaha, children today are richer than we were back then.

Niu: Just go with it!

Feng: Oh, oh.

Niu: Why do I say I am afraid of the Chinese New Year? After the Chinese New Year, I grow another year old.

Feng: That’s right.

Niu: I am almost fifty, and I am afraid that I will not be able to catch up with the good days tomorrow.

Feng: Nonsense, because today is better than yesterday, and tomorrow will be better. What are you afraid of if you can't catch up? We can just catch up. Hahahaha

Niu: Actually, what I’m most afraid of is.

Feng: Yeah.

Ox: It’s tomorrow.

Feng: That’s right.

Niu: You said we have worked hard all our lives.

Feng: Oh, oh.

Niu: I'm afraid that tomorrow, our descendants will forget us.

Feng: No, the children of tomorrow will definitely say that we have lived a good life today, but we must not forget our ancestors! I remember that there were two uncles who talked about cross talk and brought joy to thousands of households. We grew up with laughter. We must always remember their names. Feng Gong, what is the name of that uncle?

Niu: Are you following my advice?

Feng: Am I really following you?

Niu: Ah!

Feng: I will say whatever you say?

Niu: How wonderful!

Feng: The audience can tell at a glance whether our level is high or low.

Niu: So who is higher and who is lower?

Feng: People can tell who is taller and who is lower just by looking at their heads.

Niu: Then let’s compete here today.

Feng: No, are you really going to risk your life by throwing eggs against rocks?

Niu: I can't beat you...

Feng: That's because you are performing normally.

Niu: What have I told you?

Feng: Do you believe it yourself?

Ox: Drink! Then let’s talk about the past and the present.

Feng: Oh, let’s talk about the past and now.

Niu: Yes.

Feng: How do you know this is my strength?

Niu: Let’s talk about the past!

Feng: Oh.

Niu: I am afraid of many things.

Feng: Well, what are you afraid of?

Niu: That’s a lot. For example, I used to be afraid that my children would not have enough to eat.

Feng: Yeah.

Niu: In fact, all parents are like this.

Feng: Yeah.

Niu: I wish I could sell everything so that my children can have enough to eat.

Feng: Now?

Ox: Don’t be afraid.

Feng: Why?

Niu: My son is just seven years old this year.

Feng: Yeah.

Niu: I started drinking slimming tea. Ouch, don't say you're really in charge. I have just started drinking it for a week and I have already lost 120 pounds. Haha

Feng: Ouch, Brother Niu.

Niu: How is it?

Feng: There are really people applauding!

Niu: Ah!

Feng: Thank you. I understand that you applaud to sympathize with the weak.

Ox: Weak? It's your turn!

Feng: I’ll be better than you if I tell you.

Niu: Before.

Feng: I used to be more afraid.

Niu: What are you afraid of?

Feng: I used to be afraid that my son would suffer, because we suffered a lot, so I couldn’t bear it.

Niu: Now.

Feng: Now I’m not afraid! Comrades, with the market economy, we no longer support lazy people. You have to endure hardships even if you can’t, and you have to endure hardships even if you don’t want to. If you don’t want to suffer, you have to be able to endure hardship. If you cannot endure more hardships, you will definitely suffer more. When you suffer tomorrow because you can't bear hardships, first of all, you can't blame your parents, and secondly, you can't blame the government. I've finished my words. Hahahaha

Niu: Thank you, thank you, I know what everyone means by applauding, it is for...

Feng: It is to praise the strong.

Niu: Strong...

Feng: It's your turn, weak person, it's your turn.

Niu: In the past, I was afraid of spending Sundays.

Feng: Why?

Niu: Because as soon as Sunday comes, I have to go to my husband’s house and work for a day.

Feng: Yeah.

Niu: You are more tired than me at work!

Feng: Now?

Ox: Not afraid anymore.

Feng: Yeah.

Niu: It’s a weekend, so you can do a day’s work in two days and still have six free meals.

Feng: Ouch, hahahaha.

Niu: Did you hear that? Everyone who applauds is our volunteer.

Feng: If only it were before.

Niu: Oh.

Feng: I am afraid that my mother is not in good health and she has no place to exercise.

Niu: Oh, what about now?

Feng: Now I’m not afraid.

Niu: Why?

Feng: My mother goes to the street every day to dance the Yangko dance, and you can’t even pull her back. With her physical training, why don’t several companies want to hire her as a bodyguard? Hahahaha, thank you, I declare that everyone who applauds will be an advanced producer this year. It's your turn.

Niu: In the past, I was afraid of going to the streets with my lover.

Feng: Why?

Ox: The burden of life is too heavy.

Feng: Oh.

Niu: Oh, people in their twenties look like people in their forties.

Feng: Ouch.

Niu: I’m not afraid now.

Feng: Oh.

Niu: I’ve had six plastic surgeries recently.

Feng: Ouch, drink!

Niu: She will come home unexpectedly. If she doesn’t introduce herself, I won’t know her at all.

Feng: Ouch.

Niu: I said, dear.

Feng: Yeah.

Niu: I’m not afraid of how much plastic surgery will cost.

Feng: Yeah.

Niu: We don’t feel bad either.

Feng: Yeah.

Niu: You said so many beautiful things, but you don’t follow suit.

Feng: Yeah.

Niu: Why do you look more and more like Feng Gong the more you get dressed up?

Feng: Ah! Let’s talk about the past.

Niu: Yeah.

Feng: I’m afraid of people coming from my hometown.

Niu: Well, why?

Feng: When people come from my hometown, our family only has food, housing, and food! Let me tell you, I can't keep an eye on you.

Niu: What now?

Feng: Now I’m not afraid. People from my hometown always give me things. Isn't this yesterday? They actually brought me a cart of sheep. The neighbors all said to me in admiration, "Hey Feng Gong, we knew before that your partner was a herd of cattle, but now the level has gone up, has it changed to a herd of sheep?" Hahahaha

Niu: In the past, I was afraid of buying meat.

Feng: Why?

Ox: Oh, what if I buy that diseased meat?

Feng: Yeah.

Niu: It’s been a bad year.

Feng: Now?

Ox: Don’t be afraid!

Feng: Yeah.

Niu: The central government is looking into this matter. Who makes the people have a bad New Year anyway?

Feng: Yeah.

Ox: No one should plan to have a good New Year. It's your turn.

Feng: Let’s talk about the past.

Niu: Yeah.

Feng: I am afraid of buying fake goods. You said that the counterfeiters are immoral or not. Now I am not afraid anymore.

Niu: Why?

Feng: Comrades, our country’s Consumer Rights Protection Law clearly stipulates that anyone who buys fake goods can claim twice the fine from the seller. Comrades, let us buy fake goods as much as we want. This is a new way to get rich through hard work.

Hahahaha, I beg you please stop applauding and stop irritating the weak. I beg you.

Niu: We talked for a long time.

Feng: Yeah.

Ox: Don’t be afraid of the present.

Feng: Yeah.

Niu: Actually there are scary places now.

Feng: Whatever you are afraid of, I will be afraid of.

Niu: Is that what you said?

Feng: Come on.

Niu: Then listen.

Feng: You said it.

Niu: I’m scared now.

Feng: Yeah.

Niu: I'm afraid of going to your house.

Feng: I am also afraid of going to your house.

Niu: I’m afraid of coming to your house.

Feng: Yeah.

Niu: Your family blindly worships foreign countries.

Feng: I’m afraid of going to your house. Your family is blindly infatuated with foreigners.

Niu: I’m just afraid of coming to your house.

Feng: Yeah.

Niu: Just in time for that April Fool’s Day.

Feng: Yeah.

Niu: Oh, the whole family, men, women, old and young, have not learned a word of truth.

Feng: Ah...ah, I'm afraid I'll catch up with you on Valentine's Day at your house. They call everyone Darling.

Niu: I’m just afraid of your family. It doesn’t matter whether soju is called soju.

Feng: Yeah.

Ox: His name is Louis XVIII.

Feng: I’m afraid your family won’t call the roasted sweet potatoes roasted sweet potatoes, but call them hot dogs.

Niu: I am afraid of your family.

Feng: Yeah.

Niu: A chicken coop is called the Royal Garden.

Feng: I’m afraid your family will build a cowshed and call it the Imperial Building.

Niu: I'm just afraid of you, don't call me father.

Feng: Yeah.

Cow: called Daddy.

Feng: I’m afraid you won’t call your mother mother, but mommy.

Niu: I’m afraid you’ll even change your name to Charlie Feng.

Feng: I’m afraid you’d even change your name to Pete Niu.

Niu: I was afraid of you, so I changed my wife’s name to Feng Lisabai.

Feng: I’m afraid you’ll change your wife’s name to Ushiguchi Momoe.

Niu: I’m afraid of you, so I changed my son’s name to von Dietrich.

Feng: I was afraid of you, so I changed my son’s name to Niuben Fifty-Six.