520 is funny and wants a red envelope.

1.520 happy, say nothing, please humiliate me with a red envelope, it doesn't matter, I can bear it.

2. Women always like to ask men: If * * * and I fall into the water at the same time, who are you? At this moment, you answer: Your father and I are drunk. Who do you help?

I give you a red envelope every day, and there are surprises every day … I keep in touch every day, so I never give up.

Why did WeChat suddenly stop accepting red envelopes? ! Send it to me to see if the phone is broken. ! Quite urgent! Wait online!

Someone asked me, why have you been out for so many years? ! Why? Not for the mother's smile, but for the harvest of the earth.

6. You send me a WeChat red envelope, and I will send a screenshot of the red envelope to a circle of friends, explaining who you are, our relationship and my opinion of you.

7. I hope you don't send it in groups. You can solve it with red envelopes today, and try not to express it in words.

8. I have the same language as my computer. Once I treat it gently, it will become very interesting. Makes me very excited.

9. I want to discuss with you. I have known you for so long and want to ask you a serious question. Can you give me a red envelope?