Lovely talk about daquan

First, grades are like sliding slides. It's hard to climb up, but it only takes a moment to slide down.

Second, you came for friendship, but you took away love.

Third, anyone can say that they love you, but not everyone can wait for you.

Fourth, most TV shows say that if you kill me, you won't be killed. On the contrary, whoever says don't kill me will be killed.

Even painful memories are the marks of our lives. We can't forget them, nor should we forget them.

6. If you have a wound in your heart, can you really forget it without pretending?

Seven, the missed years have bloomed in the desert in the north, but they are deserted in the spring and summer of reincarnation.

Eight, men are dumped, money problems, women are dumped, appearance problems, labor and capital are dumped, and your brain is particularly problematic.

As a handsome guy, the highest level is not that you pick up girls, but that girls pick you up.

My love can only be like his love. If it becomes charity, it is like a heavy shell on the back of a snail.

XI。 I have an appointment with my classmates. Thirty nights, watching the Spring Festival Gala, I burned winter vacation homework to keep warm. ...

12. Do you feel that some boys forget their girlfriends when they have wives?

Thirteen, the years that have passed away have passed like running water, and those that have passed away are gone forever.

Fourteen, one day, I will pay back the pain you gave me.

15. Do you know how disgusting you are? When your mother first felt your presence ... she threw up. ...

I hope I can catch up with the news broadcast in my lifetime.

The most mysterious thing in the world is a man's nipple, because no one knows what it is used for.

Soon the flowers and prayers here will become sad.

Nineteen, some good things are destined to stay, and some memories should stay at the most beautiful time.

There are two me in this world, one pretending to be happy and the other really sad.

Twenty-one, the love we thought could not be extinguished is just an empty joy in the eyes of others.

Twenty-two, when love is not perfect, I would rather choose no regrets, no matter how beautiful the afterlife is, I don't want to lose my memory of you in this life, I don't want eternal beauty, I just want to have you in the cycle from generation to generation!

Be kind to the only self in the world.

Twenty-four, the parents' meeting is coming, and it's time for parents to pretend to be modest and copy the stick.

Twenty-five, even if it is only a short encounter, a short tacit understanding, we are eternal.

Don't be hypocritical in front of me. I'm allergic to that thing.

27. They said that the Internet was fake, and I laughed as if the reality was true. ...

Twenty-eight, the strongest triangle in mathematics is precisely the most fragile relationship in emotion.

Twenty-nine, there is a person who has been living in my heart and never left.

Don't mention how you have been these years in front of me, because I'm afraid I can't help laughing.

When I was a child, I liked playing hide-and-seek best. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

Thirty-two, the monthly exam and menstruation are good friends, come once a month.

Thirty-three, the chance of finding true love this year is similar to the chance of being struck by lightning.

The most exciting sentence in the class is: the class won't come today! ! !

Thirty-five, there is only one sentence that has lied to me a thousand times and ten thousand times, and I will believe it, and that is: the teacher is coming!

A short and lovely talk about Daquan

One, on a whim, took your photo as a desktop, and TMD was infected with a computer virus.

Second, why do you have to sleep for a long time before you die?

Third, bear it or be cruel.

Fourth, the difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

Five, the courage to admit mistakes, resolutely do not change.

Six, don't experience scum, how can you get married, no one can be a mother casually!

How far is forever? Get out, boy!

Eight, we walk too fast, and our souls can't keep up.

Nine, hands in pockets, no one loves.

Ten, it is inevitable to blame the hand of time and write love as love.

Eleven, the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting are not good, and washing and cooking are too tired.

Twelve, I am afraid that the enemy is like a tiger, and I am afraid that my teammates are like pigs!

Thirteen, protect yourself and love others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

Fifteen, come out to mix, the wife will change sooner or later!

Take off your clothes, I am an animal. Put on your clothes, I am the devil wears Prada!

Seventeen, I have a little mind, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it!

Eighteen, go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles when you are in a bad mood (super right! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! )

Nineteen, in the world, there is love besides teeth.

Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

Teacher, I met a robber and my homework was robbed.

22. Even if I scold you at ordinary times, I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.

Twenty-three, dear! My clothes have lost weight again.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world. ..

Twenty-five, living in this era of grass mud horse, we must hold the mentality of looking for his sister with everything.

Cute talk about cute, cute talk about daquan.

1. Sometimes I feel that I like you very much, just like eating too much and bursting.

If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, but the biggest possibility is that I am hungry.

I want to be an onion in my next life, and whoever bullies me will burst into tears.

4. Just after leaving the gate of the community in the morning, a five-or six-year-old girl hugged my thigh and cried and said, Uncle, marry me! I was in a mess when I suddenly heard a voice behind me saying, even if you get married, you have to go to school today!

5. Will you like me? No, I'll teach you.

6. Every student has the magical skill to finish his homework in one day, but it can only break out on the last day of the holiday.

7. Passing by the high school classroom and seeing the blackboard, I feel that English is so difficult. That's math!

8. The pet food company made a market survey, and it was a child who answered the phone. Investigator: Do you have any dogs, kittens or rabbits at home? Child: No, my mother gave birth to me!

9. I can cook all kinds of instant noodles. Do you want to consider marrying me?

10. Today, I saw a woman chasing a man. She is so cute. She said, will you be my boyfriend? Yes, I can. I'll find another way.

1 1. I especially like the teacher to get angry, scold us for a class, and then class is over.

12. A father tells a story to his son: Once upon a time there was a frog son: Is there a science fiction story? Father: Once upon a time, there was a frog in space. Son: Is there a restricted class? Father: shh ~ keep your voice down so that mom can't hear you. Once upon a time there was a frog with no clothes on.

13. Find a friend, find a boyfriend, kiss and hold hands, and have a baby at night.

14. The mother asked her five-year-old son: If mom and dad quarrel, which side are you on? The child seriously thought about it and said firmly, stand by and watch!

15. The teacher said that a wrong question is a kind of wealth. I read my paper and found that I am a local tyrant.

16. I have a six-year-old niece at home. At lunch that day, she talked about what her niece likes to eat. As a result, her niece said: Dad still eats his mother's milk at this age. You said there was no shame in losing it.

17. If someone loves you more than me and is willing to die for you, let her die. I love you.

18. Xiaomi: Mom, I'm hungry! Mother Mi: Good boy, Dad can't find a job, and there is no food at home. Xiaomi: But I'm hungry. Mom: Well, you can borrow some pickles next door, and I'll boil bath water for your father.

19. You always call me lazy. Yes, I like you and I'm too lazy to give up.

20. Just now, a friend told me a touching story. When he was in junior high school, he was blackmailed by a bad teenager for 20 yuan. He handed it to 50 yuan and gave it back to him, 30 yuan.

2 1. I noticed that you stopped recently. Don't say fat or not! Swollen

22. Maybe you will meet a girl who is more beautiful, gentler and loves you more than me, but they certainly can't eat, sleep and bother me without me.

23. If no one in the world wants you in the future, you must remember that there is still me, and I don't want you!

24. He quarreled with her. He slammed the door and left, shouting that he would be a grandson when he came back! Two hours later, he stood downstairs and shouted, grandma, I'm coming to see you!

More lovely. Talk about Daquan

Lovely talk: next to every alarm clock, there is a slacker who doesn't want to get up.

Lovely personality mood short sentence: I knew it was so difficult to find a partner, so I decided to kiss the lovely personality of the energetic girl and talk about the short talk of the cute and playful girl.

1. Every day when I get up, there will always be a performance with my dear quilt: kissing and touching.

It doesn't matter whether you laugh or not.

You don't need to mention it Throw me the money.

"I like you" is a bit heavy. I'll put it here first Please hold it for me.

It is not my alarm clock that wakes me up every day, but my beauty.

Every time I walk alone at night, I'm afraid that it's so dark and I'm so beautiful that others can't see me.

Even if I am poor, I don't want to ask anyone.

8. I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.

9. Close my eyes and I see my future.

10. Quilts are a branch of paradise on earth.

1 1. Years, I don't rush what should come, I don't rush what should go, and I don't chase what should be chased.

12. You are at arm's length, like wind and fog, and never let me see or approach you.

13. If you are really loved, you don't have to look so good.

14. If I can generate electricity, I can light up the whole world.

15. Our love has gradually found its initial stability in the chaotic world.

16. Start from happiness, go through sadness, go through pain, and reach happiness.

17. People who like you want your gift. People who love you will give you the future.

18. Have you lost your mind to know a person through other people's mouths?

19. I can show you what you like about me.

20. As long as you have the face to say that you miss me, I have the face to come to you.

2 1. You see, my lollipop is delicious, but I won't give it to you. You don't like me.

22. It's easy to be my friend. You don't need to understand me, just praise me.

23. I came from far away and didn't bring a gift. I went to a far away place and no one came to see me off.

24. My friend owes me 5 yuan, and the tone is that he is not going to pay it back.

25. If you say that we have met, it is only when my thoughts are like a dream.

I will listen to your voice many times, not the content but the voice.

27. Your eyes are getting darker and darker, and boiling water tastes like wine. You have no tears, but you just think of someone.

28. Because of lack of sleep, I have a bad temper. If I get enough sleep, I will be cute.

29. When you see the deer in your heart, you start to waltz.

30. Tell me secretly if you can do magic to make me like you so much.