Urgently ask for good jokes in Lao She's teahouse ~ ~ ~

Kang's position is right. What changes have taken place? (come in and look closely, see pockmarked liu) vigorously way:

Come in, right here!

Did Kangdali find the right one? Mom!

Kang is right! He can't be wrong here!

Wang Lifa, who are you looking for?

Kang (silent, straight to pockmarked Liu) Do you still recognize me, pockmarked Liu? I wanted to, but I stretched myself.

You, you, you ... (It's hard to scold, too)

Pockmarked Liu, you bitch, why are you messing with me for no reason?

Kang (struggling for no reason)? You, look who I am. A man, what to eat?

After dinner, you do something unnatural! Bah! Bah!

Sister Wang Lifa has something to say!

Kang Shunzi, are you the owner? Have you forgotten? A eunuch married a wife ten years ago?

Wang Lifa, you are eunuch Pang. ...

Kang, it's all his fault I want to settle accounts with him today! (I want to fight again, or

Unsuccessful)

Pockmarked Liu (hiding) Don't you dare, don't you dare! My good man doesn't fight with women! (As you said, step back) I'm, I'm looking for it.

Somebody help me reason! (running back)

Sister-in-law Wang Lifa (to Kang), sit down and talk slowly! Where's eunuch Pang?

Kang Shunza (sits down and gasps) is dead. Tell his nephews to starve to death. After the Republic of China, he still has

Rich, but powerless, so nephews dare to bully him. After his death, his nephews kicked us out.

You didn't even give us the quilt!

Wang Lifa here, this is ...?

Kang Shunzi, my son!

Wang Li sent your ...

Kang was also bought as the eunuch's son.

Kangdali, mom! Your father sold yours here?

By the way, Kang Shunzi, be good! Here it is. I fainted as soon as I entered the door here. I will never forget it.

This place!

Kangdali, I don't remember where my father sold me!

At that time, Kang, weren't you only one year old? Your mother raised you, and you and your mother are one.

Right? Good boy!

Kangdali, that old thing pinched you, twisted you, bit you, and stabbed me with a cigarette stick! There are many of them, and we

Children can't beat them! If it weren't for you, mom, I would have been killed by them!

Kang Shunzi. Yes! There are many of them, and we are too honest! Look, I want to bite Pockmarked Liu when I see him.

But, but, even without a mouth, I can't reach it

Mom, when I grow up, I will help you! I don't know who my mother is, but you are mine.

Kiss mom!