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Chaowu talks about poverty in downtown, no one asks, and wealth has distant relatives in the mountains.

First, for whom to sing farewell songs, for whom to say love words and for whom to write the world.

Second, when you say forever, you are just a long time that you will never get.

Life is like a piano. Whether the piano sounds beautiful or not depends on how you play it.

Fourth, bonuses are easy to decline, such as lang Qing, and the water flow is infinite.

6. I'm not happy once I review. If I'm unhappy, I won't review. If I don't review, I will be very happy. Will the happy day pass?

Seven, a game, a rule. Can afford to play, continue; Can't afford to play, out.

Eight, getting and losing is more hurtful than never getting it.

No matter how gorgeous the fireworks are, they can't escape the ending of ashes.

Ten, I was supposed to be a lady, but I was forced to be a bitch by life.

I want to keep you who decided to leave me with my own smile!

Draw a life-and-death game and write an ending for our story.

Thirteen, since I met you, I understand that you should be careful when voting for men in love.

I wonder whose thoughts these wild geese have taken away.

Fifteen, in the face of people I don't love, I finally forgive you for using the period of no calligraphy and painting.

Sixteen, the heart always recovers when it is most injured; Love always ends at the deepest time.

Seventeen, give you the memory in my amber.

At the age of eighteen, I can remember sad memories and live safely.

Nineteen, since I decided to leave, why insist on right and wrong.

Twenty, I use my monologue to wait for the flowers on the other side.

Twenty-one, no one in the city asks if you are poor, and you have money and distant relatives in the mountains!

22. When you let pain dock, happiness will dock elsewhere.

Even if we are busy, even if we are tired, as long as we see each other, we will smile warmly and we will keep going.

Youth is a bright and sad river.

Twenty-five, a fighter among scum, scum.

26. No matter how annoying you are, don't forget to smile, no matter how bitter you are, don't forget to persist, and no matter how tired you are, don't forget to cherish yourself.

Twenty-seven Breeze, is the sky the best in summer? Gift.

Twenty-eight, is there such a forever, forever, forever.

Twenty-nine, the wind is always flashy, just because it calls away the leaves on the tree.

Thirty, I am the person who knows you best. I watched the sunset alone, and people in the street said goodbye.

3 1. Without stars, let the moon decorate the lonely night sky.

Thirty-two, this life, I hope that the years will be quiet, the world will be stable, and I can see his smile every day.

20 classic sentences that let you face people's hearts directly: Poor people don't ask in downtown, while rich people have distant relatives in the mountains.

First, eating and drinking is not bad for money, and you will be poor if you don't calculate: a good day is a careful calculation. Even if you have money, if you spend money around, you will have to live on empty pockets one day. It is easier to spend money than to make money. Save what you shouldn't spend. There's still a long way to go. Maybe you need money. It's always right to be prepared in times of peace.

Second, people with the same desires hate each other, and people with the same troubles are blind: there will be disputes if there are interests. There are no eternal friends in front of interests, and there will always be conflicts and differences because of interests. So some people can share joys and sorrows, but they can't share wealth.

Third, relatives don't give money, and money is broken: brothers should also settle accounts clearly. Once money involves feelings, it will be chaotic. It doesn't matter if relatives have money. We must put bad words in the first place and don't involve feelings, so that money is money and feelings are feelings.

Fourth, our own meat is not fragrant, and other people's food is delicious: we always think that other people's food is the best, but each family has its own difficulties and each family has its own hardships. What you have is the best. You should cherish the people in front of you and the things in front of you.

5. It rains in Mao Mao and the clothes are wet; Drink in a glass and eat in the house: compared with the big things and the harm, the daily nuances are the most worthy of attention. Every little makes a mickle. If you don't pay attention to details, you will be defeated by them.

6. I'd rather jump with my feet than smile: I'd rather make friends with straightforward and willful people than people with profound thoughts. Life has been so hard, why choose those hypocritical people? A wayward person may be angry with you, but a scheming person will stab you in the back.

7. When a short man watches a play, he always talks with others about the length: it is watching that is the most important thing, not seeing it with his own eyes. Don't talk nonsense It is not a gentleman to talk about others behind their backs. When you talk about others, you should think that others may also talk about you. Speak from your own point of view, don't follow suit.

Eight, people are fascinated by things, and they are afraid that no one will mention it: the authorities are fascinated, and they are not afraid of addiction when doing things, and they are afraid that no one will mention you and no one will give you advice. On the road of life, we should be insiders several times, and it is the right way to listen to other people's suggestions.

Nine, no one asks you whether you are poor or not in the downtown area. If you have money in the mountains, you have distant relatives: people always have a realistic and profitable side. It is easy to do things with money, but it is not easy to do things without money. This is a cruel fact. But you can't always take money too seriously. How can you be a man if you only recognize money and not people?

Ten, a mother raises seven children, and seven children are difficult to raise a mother: parents do their best for their children and can't wait to give them all their efforts. However, children's love for their parents is often reserved. It is not uncommon for brothers and sisters to compare with each other, and no one will pay more. Honor your parents, you should do your best, how can you keep up with the joneses!

11. If there is no rain in January, people will never be poor: the wind and water turn and everything changes. The poor may become rich and the rich may go bankrupt. People should have a positive attitude whenever and wherever they are. Poverty is not terrible, poverty will ruin your life.

Twelve, very smart with seven points, leaving three points for future generations: wisdom can not be exhausted, people should learn to guard against others, which is to accumulate wealth for their future generations. If you always use your intelligence, the blessings of future generations will decrease.

Thirteen, there is the natural fragrance of musk deer, and there is no need for strong winds: if people want to make great achievements, they must have real skills. It is impossible to get ahead without real skills and abilities. Even if you get ahead, you will soon fall down and not last long.

14. I would rather carry a bag for a gentleman than share money with a villain: don't ask a villain for money. Once you and the villain have money, he may "betray" you for money.

Fifteen, the horse looks at his teeth, and people look at his words and deeds: words and deeds can best reflect a person's heart. A casual sentence and an expression are often the truest appearance of this person. My humble opinion, which is quite critical, lies in these details.

Sixteen, when the blind don't talk about light, talk about boils, don't talk about sores: talking is an art, and you should pay attention to skills when talking with people. Talk a lot, don't hit people in the face. You should also have emotional intelligence when talking to people, and don't poke people where it hurts. Sometimes your so-called "joke" is not only not funny, but also hurtful.

Seventeen, the tiger is still close, and people are poisonous: once people do evil, they will be more vicious than fierce beasts. Everyone has two parts: good and evil. Good thoughts prevail at ordinary times, and evil thoughts are suppressed by morality and law. Always cherish good thoughts, close the gate of evil thoughts, and don't be controlled by evil thoughts and selfish desires.

Eighteen, if you have thousands of dollars, you want to become an immortal when you become an emperor: you can't stop, you want a big house if you have a house, and you want a luxury car if you have a car. How can there be so many needs in life? All everyone needs is three meals and one night. Only when you know how to be content can you be happy.

Laziness means diligence: circles are very important to everyone, and friends affect everyone's life. Close to Zhu Zhechi, close to Mexico is black, and the appearance of your friends affects your appearance.

20. After eating Coptis chinensis, you will know that sugar is sweet: people can only understand it after experiencing it. Too much truth is just someone else's theory. Only by doing it, missing it and realizing it can we finally form our own philosophy of life.

Tao Yuanming, a hermit poet: No one asked before his death, but later generations became famous.

Tao Yuanming, with a distinct personality, was called "Mr. May 6th" and changed his name to "Qian" in his later years.

Speaking of Tao Yuanming, people will first think that he is a hermit. During the Wei and Jin Dynasties and even for a long time, his social status was not high, just because his plain and natural poetic style did not conform to the times and fashion. Under the magnificent poetic style at that time, Tao Qian seemed out of place. He was born in a declining family, and his father died young. I was born in a poor family and worked as an official for several years, but because of my "nature", I refused to quit my job for "five buckets of rice, boxing for the middle and small people in the village" and lived a self-sufficient pastoral life, leaving a lot of pastoral poems that have been passed down to this day.

Interestingly, when he was alive, no one cared about him. After many dynasties, he began to be praised. In fact, such a great change should be attributed to the rich cultural atmosphere of the times and the great improvement of literati's aesthetic realm, which made Tao Yuanming's poems hot. "After a long discussion, where can we get this person?" After the test of time, Tao Yuanming finally turned into a bright pearl, and his works finally reunited with his long-lost "bosom friend".

Few people do as the Romans do. Their nature is to love nature.

I sneaked into the official career network and have been away from the game for more than ten years.

Birds in cages are often attached to the forests of the past, and fish in ponds yearn for the abyss of the past.

I want to open up wasteland in Minamino and keep my humility to the fields.

-"Back to the Garden, Part I"

Note: Thirty years: Some people think it is a mistake of thirteen years (Tao Yuanming was an official for thirteen years). Some people also say that this means three years or ten years (the idiom is ten years or three years). The poet thinks that the tone of "walking for three years" is too dull, so he changes thirteen years into an inverted text.

This poem is exactly what Tao Qian is expressing: When I was young, I didn't melt into secular interests, but the nature in my bones still loves my great rivers and mountains. It happened that I slipped into the trap of that official career and left for more than ten years in the blink of an eye. Birds trapped in cages for a long time often miss old mountains and rivers, fish caught in ponds, and old pools. I just want to farm the land on the edge of Ye Nan and be a simple and comfortable person to farm the countryside.

What can you do? The heart is far from being self-centered.

Picking chrysanthemums under the east fence, you can see Nanshan leisurely.

-"Drinking, the Fifth Kind"

Ask "I" how to live in a world without the noise of cars and horses? As long as I am in high spirits, I naturally feel that my place is remote. When picking chrysanthemums in Dongli, Nanshan is also comfortable and carefree. We often envy such a life and look forward to reaching such a state one day. We can ask ourselves, is this really the case? Modern fast-paced life numbs people's hearts, and we can still find a trace of peace from poetry, but once we return to life, we will make a comeback. What really needs to be calm is our hearts. When we are calm, you will find the beauty of nature and life, instead of deliberately blending into nature for the sake of seeking peace.

When you meet a pleasure, you should be happy, and you should invite your neighbors to drink.

Once the youth is gone, it will never come again, and you will never see the arrival of the next day.

It's time for people to encourage themselves when they reach middle age. Time goes by and waits for no one.

-"Miscellaneous Poetry"

When you are alive, you should be happy when you are happy. If you have good wine, please invite your neighbors to drink. Youth is gone forever, and it is hard to see the next day after one day. When you are at this moment, encourage yourself in time. Time is running out, and we wait for no one. Cherish time, since ancient times, indeed, time is like sand at the fingertips, always slipping away inadvertently. Do not seek career success, but seek peace and happiness every day. This is not a waste of time.

Tao Qian's fame in later generations coincides with the promotion of the aesthetic realm of the times, people's impatience and the need for a moment's peace. Opinions vary. Why?

In the new year, talk about poverty, talk about poverty, and talk about funny.

1, I believe my life can't stop there. I don't want to be a mediocre person living on the streets when I grow up. I don't want to worry about money in the future I don't want to spend every day in the future.

2. When there is no money, the wife and secretary; When rich, the secretary and wife.

3, the so-called holiday, the family suspects that there is no money to go out, and every day is particularly idle.

4, this is a realistic society, feelings can't be eaten, and poor couples are sad. Don't believe the story in the movie, it is just a noise to many strangers.

5, nothing, not poor.

6. If love has no money to decorate, love is the natural beauty of nudity.

You can be poor in money, but never in spirit. You can have nothing, but you can never have nothing.

8. Money determines life span. Poverty depends on people's hearts.

9. Growing up, I found that my best trick was to make money disappear!

10, some people say that people who bring you happiness are also people who can bring you pain.

1 1, I have no power, potential, looks or money. I didn't force you to know me!

12, nothing, not poor.

13, you don't need too many good friends. Three are enough. One is willing to lend you money, one is willing to attend your wedding and the other is willing to attend your funeral.

14, love, either together or want to forget. Unfortunately, only those loves that can't be together but can't be forgotten will be called true love.

15, I never know where my money went. Actually, I didn't buy anything Actually, I didn't eat anything, but the money was gone.

16, love, let us learn to be sad, learn to be brave and learn to smile.

17, greed is the truest poverty, and satisfaction is the truest wealth.

18, love is sometimes a habit. You are used to having him in life, and he is used to having you in life. I don't feel anything when I have it, but once I lose it, it's like losing everything.

19, with money, you are still shallow; No money can make you so cheap.

Once you have money in your hand, you blur the line between consumption and waste.

2 1, money is a dirty thing, but it is also a good thing, which helps us distinguish people from dogs.

22. People who are overly sensitive are doomed to have a hard life because they are too easily influenced by other people's emotions. Miss the past and talk about it.

I love you in good times and bad times, in poverty and wealth, in health and illness, young and old.

24. The rich are not necessarily nobles, and the poor are not necessarily lowly.

25. Maybe he is poor, but he works hard to make money to support you, which makes him moved.

26. From now on, I only love you, spoil you, and don't lie to you. I will do everything I promise you, and everything I say to you is serious.

27. I'm not crazy. Yes, I'm trying to make money. What can I compare with you?

28. In this world, there are some inaccessible places. An inaccessible person. What can't be done. Feelings that can't be possessed. An irreparable defect.

29. Lack of money is like chronic rhinitis. Our fate with poverty can't end in a day or two. Let's relax and continue to have no money.

30. The handsome guy was robbed by the post-80s, his position was occupied by the post-70s, and his money was earned by the post-60s. What else do we have after 90?

3 1, the spirit is closed, the thought is backward, the economy is poor, and there are ideal, immoral, uneducated and unqualified compound talents.

32. Everyone endures the bumps and tiredness of the journey. What is more bitter than this is that he can't go home to be a homesick tree during the Chinese New Year.

33. The desolation and poverty in my hometown are not conspicuous, but going back for the Spring Festival every year is my greatest hope in life.

34. People are not good at talking, neither sweet nor long, nor have money.

35. When you are poor, when you are sick, when you can't give each other happiness, let them live.

36. It's really the New Year. In the footsteps of busy pedestrians, in the crowd carrying things on their shoulders, in the words of greetings, in the firecrackers that shook the mountains and rivers, in the spectacular scene of packed New Year's Eve, in the bustling crowd of temple fairs.

37, poverty, can be forced into prostitution.

38. The Spring Festival is coming. Is there anyone you want to see but can't? I admit it, I have! What about you?

What if I come last? At least I'm athletic. And I will definitely run the whole course, as long as I run to the finish line, I will succeed!

40. There is nothing wrong with this world. You are ugly and have no money.

4 1, who knows the vicissitudes of life will wait for a lifetime; If we didn't hurt each other, the tears wouldn't surge.

42. Weather forecast for the New Year: RMB will be issued in the evening, there will be checks and some gold bullion in the northwest, and some US dollars will be converted into euros in the middle of the night. Please take your helmet and sack and get ready to get rich! I wish you a happy New Year's withdrawal!

We think that poverty means hunger, being naked and having no house. However, the greatest poverty is not needed, not loved and not cared for.

44. Happiness means that although we are poor, everyone is healthy.

45, rich and poor, go home for the New Year!

46. Those who have no desires are the richest, and those who have greed are the poorest.

47. I am not a saint. How can I expect you to live a beautiful and happy life? I hope you live a poor and lonely life and think of my goodness every night.

48. I only ate cookies for one dollar a day and used them for nearly a month!

49. In the reinforced concrete pouring city, there is no warm and rich flavor of the year, and the home filled with small bridges and flowing water is the home where our tired souls rest for a moment.

50. Men always want to get married. Women always want to push, but they don't know that what women want behind is not marriage, but that they can warm themselves regardless of poverty.

5 1. The poor are trying to save money every day, while the rich are trying to spend money every day.

52. It's dull to spend the New Year abroad, and it's full of homesickness when you spend the New Year in your hometown.

53. Xinyu: Same bottle of drinks, convenience store 2 yuan, five-star hotel 60 yuan. Many times, a person's value depends on his position.

Perhaps, you and I are the flowers on the other side, I am Manzhu, and you are Shahua. The struggles and thoughts of flowers and plants are endless, and the hopes of generations can't be bought at once. Is it the grace of the past life or the resentment of this life that makes us fall in love but can't be together?

55. There are three things in this world that cannot be concealed: cough, poverty and love. The more you try to hide, the more broken glass you get.

56. I love you, which means that no matter poverty, wealth, disease, death, natural or man-made disasters, I will never abandon you.

57. What can I do to keep you? I give you broken streets, desperate sunsets, moonlight in broken suburbs, and I give you a long-term sadness of looking at lonely people.

58. I really hope that when I receive the red envelope, it says "one more pack".

59. Being poor and honest is poor, so be honest.

60. Happiness has nothing to do with money, but unhappiness is often inseparable from money! A person always wants to have what he can never get, then he will always be poor!

6 1, [I am humble, poor and not beautiful. But when our souls walk through the grave, we are all the same]

62. The feeling of the New Year is very long. Write down a few lines of thoughts; A faint greeting, but meaningful, keep your blessings around; Time flies, writing is amazing, remembering the past; Christmas has passed and a new year is coming. I wish you brilliant, strong and brave year of the snake, and embrace your dreams!

63. I cried when I was a child and didn't stop. I sat by the roadside and cried. A passerby gave me fifty dollars.

64. Maruko said that only poor families will be happy for a long time for this little thing!

65. We are giving up and whitewashing our memories, thinking that we can disguise innocence and beauty.

66. Have money to do things well, but have no money to do people well.

67. You only see my brilliant and successful present, but you can't see my failed and poor past.

68. I was born in the countryside. I have farmed. My family has no money. I'm serious about living for myself.

69. If you miss someone, you don't have to hear his voice. Hearing his voice may be another matter. Everything in imagination is often a little better than reality. People you miss are a little warmer than reality. Miss the past and talk about it. Missing something that seems far away, but sometimes it's just a little closer to reality.

70. My pocket is cleaner than my face again!

7 1, I just want to say to Gu Yuan's mother, have you ever thought that if your family has no money, Yuan Yi will be willing to marry your son?

72. Shout Qian Jie, I love you and protect your safety!

73. The road to success can be different, but the successful model can be completely replicated.

I believe our love will continue to grow.

75. Some people think that the opposite of luxury is poverty, but it is not. The opposite of luxury is vulgarity.

76. Light a wishing lamp for you, wish you happiness, sing a happy New Year song for you, wish you a happy Spring Festival and send you a blessing. The Spring Festival is coming. Be sure to be hello!

77. How many New Year celebrations can you have in your life? There is nothing to regret in life when you spend the New Year in your hometown every year.

78. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.

79. This is the real society. Feelings can't be eaten, and poor couples are sad.

80. The stories of the past will always be told in become memories, with pain, tears and memories.

8 1, we are young, poor and have nothing, but everything seems to be full of hope and things can be expected.

I worked hard for you for three years, and it only took him three days to squander his money on you.

If nothing happens, I won't have the money for the New Year this year.

84. Everything is used for food, and there are countless things to entertain guests, not to mention candy melon seeds, pistachios, cashews and hazelnuts. ...

85. Loving someone may be tiring, but when you don't love someone, your heart is empty, but at the same time it will be empty. If you love, please love deeply. Love her as much as her life. No matter how rich or poor she is, she won't mind, because with you, she will have the whole world.

86. 【 No matter what others say, no matter whether you are rich or poor, I like you 】

87. Love does not necessarily mean money, and money does not necessarily mean love.

88. We should all learn to be kind to our lives, whether they are lost or rich, poor or rich.

89, touch the back of the sheep, double happiness; Walking on a sheep beard will lead to a long life. Antennas, endless luck; It feels good to bark like a sheep; Pat the sheep's head for good luck; Blessing the sheep is sincere. Good luck and pride in the Year of the Sheep!

90. I won't bend over when money falls from the sky, because even pies won't fall from the sky, let alone money.

9 1, my friends don't care if they have money or not, they are all richer than me anyway.

92. Friends never care whether you are rich or poor.

93. When money stood up and spoke, all the truths were silent.

94. The new semester lasts for four months. Would you like to be a study partner? Whether you are rich or poor, whether you love her with your computer or mobile phone, will you respect her and protect her?

95. A new year has arrived. Greetings come from the heart. Wish a new year and a new atmosphere. I wish my friends a beautiful life in 20xx, prosperous career, rolling financial resources and eternal happiness!

96. A man, an animal, can endure pain, loneliness, misunderstanding and poverty, but he just can't stop being feminine.

97. No matter where I am, no matter how I look, no matter how poor and rich I am, no matter where I fall. You will always be the only one who will never give up and share life and death.

98. If you have money, you will lose; if you have no money, you will worship God.

99. Making friends means making friends, not making dogs. Some friends approach you only because you are rich, but what about after you are poor?

100, I wish you good luck in the east, success in the south, peace in the west, worry-free in the north and health in the middle; Left Fengyuan, right developed, there are lucky stars before, and bodhisattvas after; Good luck to the layman! I wish you a happy New Year!