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I want to tell you a love story: I want to make you jealous, but I am afraid you wish me happiness.

1, I am very proud, proud is my pride, proud because of you.

3. It's getting cold. I heard that the reason why winter is so cold is to tell everyone how warm and important people around me are.

4. "It's sad to think about life without you."

I soon got tired of everything, and you were my biggest exception.

6. I once died because I was too young and reckless, but because I met you, I began to yearn for a long life.

7. I want to make you jealous, but I'm afraid you wish me happiness.

Smile at me again, just like when you first saw me.

9. I will give up a whole forest for a big tree, as long as that big tree can belong to me completely.

10, may all your sufferings become gifts.

1 1, "If someone chases you, I will trip her."

12, I don't know how much I like you, so that the picture of you leaving me when I am bored can make me burst into tears.

13, if you like me, I will give you a performance!

14, "My New Year's resolution is to have me in your wish"

15, I always think of you when I hear something obviously irrelevant.

I want to see you jealous, but I'm afraid you wish me happiness

1. I like people who make me laugh, even if I don't want to.

Companionship means that I will be by your side whether you need it or not.

If you want to be happy, connect your life with your goals, not with someone or something.

Don't keep clamoring for children's day gifts. Meeting me is the best gift from God.

No one really likes being friends, but love is hopeless, so let friendship lie for me.

I want to see you jealous, but I'm afraid you wish me happiness.

7. Why did you give up the person you love the most? Because the person you like is not necessarily the most suitable.

8. It doesn't matter, you can leave if you want, and I won't keep you.

Please don't say that I have changed, because I haven't changed, but I know that I should treat others as others treat me.

10. People who love you are not always on the road, but they are all willing to accompany you.

1 1. I'm afraid my initiative will make others warm your heart.

12. Just because he teases you doesn't mean he likes you. Maybe he is bored, maybe he is addicted to ambiguity, maybe he is a central air conditioner.

13. porridge in the morning is better than wine in the middle of the night. People who lie to you will say more than people who love you.

14. If you are ugly, I can accompany you to dinner, watch movies, talk about life and ideals together, but you are so beautiful, I just want to sleep with you.

15. Later, you became fond of laughing, but your heart was abandoned and nothing grew.

16. People who are overly sensitive and extremely insecure like me must have a relationship.

17. It seems that there are only two emotions every day, either sleepy or hungry.

18. When the feelings are weak, we will cultivate them again. If we have nothing to say, let's find another topic. If we feel tired, we will get to know each other again. If we are tired, we will give each other space, and the crowd will not push you away.

19. Life without friends is like life without sunshine.

20. Time is like a pile of blue bricks. In the same decade, some people built carved beams and painted buildings, while others built an elusive mirage.

2 1. Endless sadness can only be regarded as a joke, and endless past events can only be dispersed with the wind.

22. On some roads, it doesn't matter where you go, what matters is what kind of scenery you will see on the road.

23. Don't care too much about a person, it will only hurt you.

24. What you can get without hard work will be lost soon.

25. You always say you want to drink a glass of wine for the past and never look back. In fact, even if you are alone at dusk, if that person holds out his hand, you will still go with him.

26. Only after experience do you know that feelings are the best medicine and the gentlest knife.

27. Some song lists cycle not because they are pleasant to listen to, but because they are in line with the current mood.

28. Time is the fastest and slowest thing in the world, the longest and shortest thing, the most ordinary and precious thing, the most easily overlooked and the most regrettable thing.

29. You can make me cry like a joke, but don't make my tears worthless.

30. My temper drove away many people, but left the truest one.

Koukou, who has a sad connotation, says that the mood phrase wants to make you jealous, but you wish me happiness.

I loved you the most then, but now I hate you the most.

2. The best way to maintain a relationship, besides being mean, is patience.

In the world of love, no one is sorry for anyone, only no one cherishes anyone. ......

4. How many people, obviously sad, smile and say that I am fine.

I love you to the point of heartache, but I can't compare with someone else's saying I love you.

6. I won everyone but lost you.

7. I like myself now, and I miss us in the past.

8。 If you are not dispensable, how can he be hot and cold?

9。 The clear water in the throat is like the spirit that burns the stomach. Those who said they would stay have already left.

10。 I thought you were my sun, but you became a streamer that I couldn't hold.

1 1。 You once said goodbye for a minute, but I will forget the back of your turn all my life.

12。 It is better not to be friends than not to be friends, and it is better to let go than to love someone.

13。 I don't know how much time there is. All I know is that tea is cool when people leave.

14。 Thank you for spending a time with me that is neither too long nor too short, but it is enough to warm my whole youth.

15。 There are many things I can't do, such as it's getting dark, such as you leaving.

16。 Maybe there are so many traces of you in my heart that people I love later are like you.

17。 We used to be so nice, but now we dare not say hello to disturb.

18。 I always say, in Me Before You, don't be the object of anyone.

19。 I still like you, but I walked eight thousand miles like the wind, and I don't ask when I will come back.

20。 You are my incurable wound, and I am the future you don't want.

2 1。 No water a day ago, no bread a week ago. These words were said a long time ago. Forget it.

22。 I want to make you jealous, but you wish me happiness.

23。 How loud do you have to laugh to let you know that I am fine without you.

24, we will all have our own lives, in the corner where we can't see each other.

25, always have to experience some betrayal and some sadness, in order to understand people's hearts.

I thought I could face it bravely, but my tears betrayed me and said I would forget everything about you.

27. I don't want to see you, this is the last silence, this is the last distress.

When I finally realized who I was looking for, I looked back at the dimly lit place, but it was empty.

29. Give me courage, let me believe again, embrace you and transcend lies.

30. Life is a lonely journey. I will become warm and self-aware, and I will become better.

3 1, in the world, there really will be such a person who silently cares about you and loves you, but never comes near you again.

32. When most people care about whether you fly high or not, only a few people care about whether you are tired or not. This is friendship.

33, the most beautiful love, you don't have to cry for the land, just care for each other.

34. It rained all night, and my love overflowed like rain. The butterfly on the windowsill was like a beautiful chapter in a poem. I continued to write at the end of the poem that I love you forever. You are the only one I want to know-a tearful person. Sad talk, sad talk that makes people cry.

You never know how sorry I am for what comes out of your mouth.

36. It turns out that the cruelest parting in the world is watching you leave, but you can't stay.

37. Mutual respect is the first virtue, and the necessary distance is the premise of any kind of respect.

38. The slowly falling maple leaves are like missing. Why should I save them? I love you before winter comes. Two lines of tears in late autumn let love penetrate the ground. I just want you by my side.

39, two-color mark, laugh at memories. Trying to erase it in any way. When I was old, I never met the pain you gave me. It is the helplessness of things and people, the helplessness that time flies, and the helplessness that is cherished late.

40. When that glimmer of light rose, I once naively thought I saw hope again. Who is it that goes upstream in the river of memory just to find those shining beads and string them around the neck of time? From the beginning, we were singing; Finally, finally, we walked. A face that is not sad is my teenager; Unhurried eyes, waiting for the change of years. ......

Honey, I want to tell you

Husband:

Dear husband, at this time, I wonder where you and your friends eat and drink. You have no idea how bad my mood is at the moment. You haven't had dinner at home for a week in a row. Maybe it doesn't mean anything to you, and you won't mind, but I do. You go to work at eight o'clock in the morning, and it's just me and the baby at home, and you won't come back until evening. You know how much I miss you. I want you to talk to me, brag and play tricks with me when you get back. However, you have never come back early, just a person in front of the computer, either watching movies or chatting and playing games. I wanted to chat with you, but you threw cold water on me. It's not interesting at all. You have always been independent and self-reliant, but I am not. You know, I depend on you more and more. What should we do?

Remember the day when I took out the long skirt you bought me last year, and you asked me when I bought it. God knows how sad I am. Why don't you remember everything we were together? So, when we are old, how can we recall the past together?

Although I have known each other for three years, I have visited several times, adding up to ten times. And you seldom hold my hand to go shopping.

Although I don't say it, I am also a woman, and I hope my husband is very romantic. There is not even a family photo.

Before we got married, you promised me ivy, swings and spiral stairs. You didn't do anything. I sometimes think, why on earth should I marry you? I thought about it for a long time, but I didn't understand it. Finally, I came to the conclusion that you lied to me. If you cheat, cheat. I suffered such a big loss. You have to make up for something! But hey! I'm too lazy to talk about it.

I just want you to remember what you are saying now. When I am old, I can't walk. You must travel behind my back. If you really can't walk, take a wheelchair!

And finally, I warn you, don't mention your ex-girlfriend in front of me again, I'll be jealous.

Let me tell you another secret! Dear, you are my first love, and I really love you!

Your lovely wife