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Drink congratulations.

1, one cup and two cups striding, three cups and four cups holding the wall, five cups and six cups holding the wall, I won't go, my sister will hug me after drinking a catty!

2, drinking is not supreme, lust is not chaotic, is a hero, ill-gotten gains are not taken, self-defeating

3. If others don't know, unless you drink.

The guests will get drunk, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

5, as long as the feelings are good, no matter how much you drink; As long as the feelings are deep, the fake is also serious; As long as there is affection, everything is wine.

6. Work is meeting, coordination is getting drunk, management is charging, and the leader is right!

7, people walk in the rivers and lakes, how can you not drink.

8, revolutionary red wine and rice drink too much, everyone meets, and when they see their wives, they say they are not drunk and can drink three cups!

Nine, six sixes! Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!

10, you are the wine and I am the luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you with me all my life, and I will never regret being drunk all my life!

1 1. When you go out, your wife tells you to drink less and eat more. If you can't reach it, stand up.

12, drink wine with friends and sing poems to people.

13, spicy wine washes teeth, beer is tea!

14, I am willing to give my stomach for the revolution. I drink revolutionary wine every day, and my eyes are red, my stomach is broken, my hands and feet are soft, and my memory is greatly reduced. Drinking people's envy, drinking units lack funds; I drank my wife to tears, slept back to back at night, and sued the Commission for Discipline Inspection. With a wave of his hand, the secretary heard that it is wrong to drink or not. We are drunk every day!

15, one, two, two, two is not wine, three, two, four, two mouthwashes, five, two, six, two is wine, seven, two, eight, two walls are inseparable.

16, there is no cloud in the sky and drought in the ground. I can't count that cup just now.

17, every confidant has a thousand glasses of wine.

18, don't drink too much in the morning, there are still several tables tonight; Don't get drunk when drinking at noon, and the department will have a meeting in the afternoon; You can't drink at night, lest your wife look everywhere.

19, little happiness, touch along the wall; Have fun and mop the floor.

20, men don't drink, can't make good friends.

2 1. When the drinker rises to propose a toast, the person advised to drink will say, "The bottom is lifted, and it starts again", which means that the drinker has another drink. At this time, the drinker should respond, "When the ass moves, it means respect".

22, modern man: drinking, one bottle and two bottles are not drunk. Dance, three steps and four steps. Play mahjong and stay up for five or six days. Do your job and doze off!

23, will drink a wine or two, such a friend is bold enough! Drink five taels if you can, so that the gay party can cultivate itself! I will drink half a catty and one catty, so my buddy is the most considerate! Those who can drink a catty and a barrel will be promoted to vice president later! Drink a jar if you can drink a barrel, and the director of the winery will let you be it!

24. Sir: Being drunk doesn't mean drinking. Miss: Wine doesn't mean Weng. Miss: Not hanging from a tree. Sir: Don't let a person hang a tree.

25. People can't go anywhere without wine; People are floating in rivers and lakes, so you can't drink too much.

26, emotional iron is not iron? Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding! Is the feeling deep or not? Deep! Then you are not afraid of intravenous drip!

27. If you lose, don't drink; if you win, you will depend on it.

28, one, two, two mouthwash, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two is still calling.

29. At the wine glass end, the policy is relaxed; Chopsticks can be lifted; Stop eating and drinking, or you can't do it; You and I are both drunk, so it is right not to drink.

30. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When shall we drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.