Funny copywriting without losing its connotation

1. Life is like a dream. I always have insomnia; Life is like a play, I always wear help; Life is like a song, I always go out of tune; Life is like a battlefield, I will always be possessed!

2. It is said on the Internet that egg white can maintain hair! I hit an egg on my head when I was taking a shower! As a result, the water was too hot to hang an egg flower!

3. TV is all about: How much will I give you? Leave my daughter! The reality is: give us tens of thousands, or leave my daughter!

I have a bad temper. Bad grades, bad temperament, bad personality and bad looks. The only thing that can make me proud is: easy to digest!

At the current rate of rising house prices, I don't want to be able to afford a set of affordable housing. I just want to be able to afford an affordable grave when I am old!

6. Don't ask me why I can sleep so long. I was born in the early morning, and I was born with insufficient sleep!

7. Women. My father loved me when I was a child, my husband loved me when I grew up, and my son loved me when I was old! Men listen to their mothers when they are young, their wives when they grow up, and their daughters when they grow old!

7. I lose my memory as soon as I enter the examination room. Thinking as soon as you leave the examination room! 0

9. Failure is the mother of success. Who is the father of success? Transfer me ten dollars, and you will pay successfully!

1 is the highest level of boredom. Turn on the TV, press the phone, chew snacks and watch the computer!

1 1. Corporate culture is a tool invented by capitalists to "make horses run fast and not let them eat grass"!

12. In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it becomes popcorn, the one who should run will still run!

13. Xiaoming in primary school textbooks is always stumped by all kinds of wonderful questions. But Xiao Ming never appeared in the middle school textbook again, so I knew that fool couldn't get into high school!

14. When you stop to have a rest, don't forget that others are still running, so please try to stretch out your legs to trip him up!

15. With the change of seasons, girls are prone to three diseases: "I feel that all the clothes I bought last year are ugly", "I feel that there is always a dress missing in the closet" and "I feel that I came naked last year"!

15. Don't envy friends who have more steps than you in sports charts. They may not have gone far, but their legs are short!

17. Don't always compare yourself with others. You envy others for being thin, others envy you for having a good stomach, you envy others for being rich, and others envy no one to borrow money from you!

18. There are two selves in the world. One is intermittent competitiveness, and the other is continuous degeneration and indulgence!

19. The sign of an immature man is that he can die heroically for his ideal. So how can he grow up? When you can live modestly for your ideal, you will become a mature man!