Talk about the cure: I can resist the urge to kick people and chat with annoying people calmly-that's it.

1. Being able to resist the urge to kick people and chat with annoying people calmly-this is growth.

Your company is more reliable than love.

If you say it's not suitable, it's only suitable for you. How can I fit in with Martians?

Love you forever more than you love me.

5. Blame me me for being too cruel to stand hypocrisy.

6, floating like tea, breaking like a lotus, no hurry and patience, can be stable and far away.

7, zgg, you avoid me like a plague. Why should I treat you as a lover?

8, a song will be tired after listening for a long time, and a sentence will be annoying.

9. Sometimes you don't have to think too much about others. You should think more about yourself. Maybe others don't.

10, time will bite, and you will be scarred if you don't leave.

1 1, love lost to distance, distance lost to time, so-called forever, there is no end.

12, once a woman is rude, her destructive power is greater than an atomic bomb.

13, it's very kind of you. I don't want you to go back to someone else's house.

14, what I miss is only the ignorance and impulsiveness of young people. That lush age is suitable for cherishing my heart.

15, every star is guarding a person.

What kind of chat can arouse girls' interest and master the skills of chatting with girls?

People who can chat attract girls' attention. What kind of chat can interest girls? Let's take a look at the skills of chatting with girls!

1. Information exchange

Chatting is a process of information exchange. If you want to chat happily with girls, you must understand that you should exchange information when chatting, instead of asking each other questions and not providing information. Only by providing information will girls be more willing to answer your questions!

Pave the way for a date

The ultimate goal of chatting with girls is to invite them out, but this invitation should not be too straightforward, vague and casual! For example, there is a new milk tea shop next to the company. I'll take you to try it one day.

If the girl's answer is only a question of time and place, it means that she is willing to date you. When a girl asks you: Where is it? What time? What to eat? As a man, you should be able to lead girls, set time, place and what to eat.

If the girl's answer is perfunctory, such as: I'm a little busy recently, I'll decide when I'm free, which means that the girl is not interested in you. You should check your bedding again.

3. Make misunderstanding and judge the upgrade

You can deliberately misinterpret or misunderstand what a girl says or does to arouse her emotions. For example, when you are chatting, you can deliberately praise her best friend for her good looks, which seems to be testing the performance of girls! If a girl says to you generously or with a gossip face: I will push the contact information to you haha. At this time, you can look at the performance of girls and see if girls like you!

These chat skills are very useful, learn to chat with girls!

Whoever is chatting will be fined fifty, which is embarrassing.

A buddy in the company resigned, and we were all shocked. Although he was penniless, he resigned. So we went to see his resignation letter together: "If a job takes up all my time to pick up girls and doesn't provide me with funds to pick up girls, what am I doing?"

Since everyone plays Chinese characters and the ancients, let's play poetry. At noon in summer, the sun is very hot, farmers are still working, and beads are dripping into the soil. Who knows that every grain of Chinese food is hard? How many people appear in this song?

I had a dream yesterday, in which a child said to me, "Dad, help me, help me". I asked curiously how to deposit it, and he said, "Don't borrow money from others." . The next day, my friend borrowed 2000 yuan from me to play with dolls. . . .

I ate beef noodles at the school gate today. I found a bug when I was eating. See if I'm a student. I'm easy to bully. So I said to the waiter, what should I do? She said apologetically that she wanted another bowl. Then I said, what about this bowl? She said, no money. Ok, then I'll eat this bowl.

I went to donate blood with my friends. Someone donated 200cc to a box of milk, and someone donated 600cc to an electronic watch and a box of milk. A second-rate colleague said: If I donated 1200CC, I didn't know how much I would donate, so I told him at that time that I was worthless and insatiable. When it's my turn. How much the doctor said, I said, all drainage, what I give! The doctor said:

Last night, my friend gave a red envelope at work ... stop ... the leader didn't rob it, and then said continue. My friend sent another bag, but the leader still didn't grab it and said to continue. In this way, over and over again, four or five, all one bag, the leader did not grab it. Then the leader said, whoever is chatting will be fined 50, which is embarrassing.

When I first went to college, I reported to the dormitory on the first day. Three roommates bought fake tattoo stickers to scare me. At that time, I looked at them silently without saying a word. I sat on the bed, took out a straw and tin foil, poured a little lotus root starch and lit it. They stared at me blankly for three seconds, too scared to say a word.

A female classmate in college suddenly came to me and said that she wanted me to be her boyfriend! But this lesbian senior is ugly. I thought if I was with her, I would definitely have nightmares at night, so I refused her and stopped a taxi for her! At this time, the female classmate suddenly blushed and cried, saying, I have a car, so don't bother you. With that, she took out her key and walked to a Maserati on the side of the road. I quickly caught up with her and hugged her. I can't bear to see a woman cry, that's the biggest injury in my life!

Someone asked: Why are there more people going to the toilet between classes in high schools and fewer in universities? . . . . . A: Because going to the toilet was one of the few recreational activities at that time. . .

My wife finally couldn't hold back. She was furious and asked: You have attended the primary school reunion twice, and you are still in different grades. How many years did you study in primary school? The landlord replied cautiously: Isn't it a year off and a repetition? You only studied for seven years. Yao Di, it seems that junior high school classmates are afraid to attend the reunion, or they will be exposed for five years.

Have you ever heard of hitting a vegetable? Today, a colleague of Yier Commodity brought the same dishes as me, shredded pork with green peppers and ants on the tree. I saw him while he was cooking. In the spirit of entertainment, I put my hand on his lunch box and shouted copy, then put my hand on my lunch box and shouted paste, and then opened the lunch box to eat. Il's daily necessities colleague has been pestering me since I ate. It's been an hour. Who will help me?

You can eat before you get married and get along with your daughter-in-law! It's the first time I've been to her house. I'm sorry to eat more. Sleep in the same bed with my father-in-law at night I'm so hungry that I can't sleep. Grandfather patted me "smelly boy! I thought you were full at night! Hungry! ! Wait! ! "After a while, my grandfather greeted me and made me a big bowl of hot noodles, as well as some snacks and a can of beer! ! That moment! I swear to be the son-in-law of this family! !

For people who hate me.

For people who hate me.

First, please continue to hate people who hate me, please continue to like people who like me, and I will continue to be myself! ! !

Second, happiness is your own, never take others as a reference. I have no time to hate those who hate me, because I am busy loving those who love me. When you are young, if you love, don't say forever, say cherish. You can't force others to love you, you can only make yourself a worthy person, and the rest depends on fate.

I just want to be kind to everyone who is really kind to me in my short life, cherish everyone who is kind to me, drink to passers-by when I am happy, and go home and cry when I am unhappy. I don't want to cater to the people who hurt me, and I don't want to forgive me. I want to live selfishly, not to hurt others, and not to be a weak lamb.

Fourth, I have to admit that I am very happy. I am very happy with the love of my parents, the care, trust and persistence of my friends, and those who hate me can continue to look up to me hypocritically. In 20xx, I hope all the good guys and bad guys can get their places, be beautiful, live forever, have a heart, and will not change for anyone or anything. After all, we know each other.

Five, tears splashed on the ground and burst into tears. I like people who love me. I can also accept that people who hate me want to catch the crumbling tears;

Sixth, the vest is just right; Isn't that what youth is all about? I have no time to hate those who hate me. This kind of collocation is the most suitable, and the playful and lovely dynamic notes are cool!

Seven, to tell the truth, we are sure to win it back bit by bit. You never know what surprises tomorrow will bring. If I had known it was so cold, I didn't have time to hate those who hate me: don't lose hope! What has been lost; Because I am busy loving those who love me: at least once a year.

Eight, become a great person; That's why we have ideals. I don't need everyone to nod. I live to make people who hate me more and more unhappy! Not because it's amazing. But because of the ideal. For you who are troubled today.

Nine, I am not so beautiful as praised by people who like me, nor so bad as imagined by people who hate me.

Ten, many people hate me, who are you? Just be yourself. If you care too much, it will only make you feel good.

There are too many bad emotions recently, and I can't help but want to get angry and upset, but I can't. I feel terrible, and I still have to smile. Although some people hate me, I still have family and friends. Try not to think, try not to listen, try not to see. You will never regret the decision you made, and you will never stop trying. If you choose it yourself, you will feel that if you stick to it, everything will be fine.

I have no time to hate those who hate me, because I am busy loving those who love me.

Thirteen, happiness is your own, never take others as a reference. I have no time to hate those who hate me, because I am busy loving those who love me. When you are young, if you love, don't say forever, say cherish. You can't force others to love you, you can only make yourself a worthy person, and the rest depends on fate.

14. Who doesn't want to live a good life? I won't be with people who hate me. After all, you are not me. I have nothing to care about. None of us can leave this world alive anyway.

Fifteen, some of the simplest life truths are not known until you are old. For example, in the vast sea of people, I hate the people who hate me the most.

I have never been afraid of many people who hate me. After all, some people are much better than me, and there will still be many people who don't like it. What I'm afraid of is that I gave you my heart and thought you would do the same, but you turned to laugh at me. Hey, everyone should learn to grow up. You can't always be a little princess. No one will spoil you forever. Hee hee. Actually, I don't like cancer very much Cancer always wants everyone to be happy. But in fact, everyone forgets that cancer has a shell to protect itself and a pair of pliers.

Seventeen, the person who hates me the most listens to my brother's song, and my favorite favorite is desecrated and infinitely sad.

Because I am too busy to love those who like me and have no time to hate those who hate me.

I don't know why people who like me like me or why people who hate me hate me.

Twenty, all I have to do is let all the people who hate me scold me. Is it not that I have two stinking money? Pull what?

Twenty-one, thank you for your help and support, thank you for your guidance and encouragement, and light up those dark and long roads; Thanks to those who have always hated me, you have dug up deeper pain and filled the happiness in the future. What sentence has ever touched your heart?

Whether it is a good friendship or a strange distance, acquaintance is fate. Those who love me, or those who hate me, hope you will forgive my youth and willfulness, and thank the people I know for teaching me to grow up.

Twenty-three, people who hate me, you just talk less, and your calf is your only way out.

Twenty-four, give up my people, it doesn't matter, I don't deserve you, those who love me, thank you, those who hate me, I will cherish it, please continue, there are many people who hate me, who are you, those people I hurt, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. Time is really a good measure. Verify communications and witness miscellaneous items; Understand gratitude and reality. I am me, different fireworks.

Twenty-five, people who are kind to me will feel my kind character, and those who hate me will feel my viciousness.

Twenty-six, eat well, this is life, but I will give you a brand-new script next moment. When you think of what kind of conversation, you sometimes sleep soundly and get angry. I'm really worried that people who hate me will live a good day because of me.

Twenty-seven, people who like me, or people who hate me. There are only eight words I can do for you: compare your heart and change your heart. That's all.

I have no time to hate those who hate me, because I am busy loving those who love me. I know who is good to me and who is not good to me; So there's no need to be nice to me when you need me.

29. I have a person who cares very much. Even if I don't see her in my dream, I will wake up nervously. I have a person who hates me because I always ignore her feelings and always take care of her. I don't want her to touch too many people I don't like. I have a person who is particularly afraid that she doesn't like me, that she likes others, that she is angry and ignores me, or that she has done something I can't understand, that she has been wronged and cried, but I have no idea that what she said has hurt my feelings. I'm afraid she will leave without saying a word. I have a person who loves me to the extreme. Her happiness is my happiness, and all her faults make me feel worse. I always advise her to go to bed early, but I can only stare blankly and let time pass.

Fortunately, there are always more people who love me than those who hate me. Whether you know me from a crowd at first, or you really see me through contact with me. I want to be sarcastic. You dress yourself up as a nuisance, but people like you more and more. I dress myself up very popular, but people find it annoying. So you won. You love the way I look at first sight, but you hate the way I listen to others for the first time. When you see more, you gradually find that I am neither as miserable as you imagined, nor as beautiful as you first imagined, and it seems that I am finally relieved. That's right. I am neither the goddess you first saw, nor the legendary heinous bastard you thought. I have my love, my hate and my persistence. I just need to explain to those who love me, and try not to make me unclear in their eyes.

Thirty-one, making yourself better is the best counterattack against people who hate me. In fact, I think she will get angry easily, probably because I have always regarded her as nothing and played happily with myself.

To tell the truth, I am good at making people who hate me hate me more.

I hope that people who know me and people who don't know me or even hate me will get good grades in this final exam. I hope your grades meet your expectations, and the exam is not far away. Work hard.

34. People who hate me just say so. No matter what others say, you must believe that you will be better and work harder than others.

35. Chlorophytum, also known as Sedum sarmentosum, is a plant with strong vitality and good health. I like her gorgeous language but it gives people hope, just like people who hate me want to do it but can't, which is particularly pleasing.

Thirty-six, I think, sincerely to my friends, because I am busy loving those who love me. -I went through something later. Only then did I know that everything was just what I thought! I have no time to hate those who hate me.

Thirty-seven, there are many people who hate me, and you are not the only one. There are fewer people who like me, and you are not the only one.

I dare not and don't want to meet new friends, not only to protect the past, but also for fear that there will be more people who hate me in the future.

I am not as good as someone who likes me, nor as bad as someone who hates me. Follow my heart and reality, be my heart, and I will be satisfied.