Tell me about Daquan funny classic sentences.

Be sure to have a midnight snack before going to bed, so that you won't have hungry dreams.

As long as I have no social morality, you can't kidnap me.

Sell your mind at a high price, never use it, if necessary, use it privately.

It is difficult to drink 8 glasses of water a day, but the tea shop that drinks 8 cups of tea just wants you to say "please drink".

I said I liked Li Bai's poems better. Lu Youqi (wireless router) is broken, and as a result, our home can't get online.

Some people say that my circle of friends is not nutritious, so what? You stew bone soup in a circle of friends?

Want Want Snow Cake will become a Taobao Want Want quilt (Xianbei) when it feels hot.

Because of staying up late for a long time, my liver seems to be not very good. Does everyone want my baby?

Just please or not, I must become a manic girl who drives him into the hospital outpatient department.

Tell everyone that playing games can really find a boyfriend. My boyfriend ran away with someone else in the game.

I have been a girl all my life. I must have blown up in my last life.

If some people's WeChat chat records are warm-hearted, my WeChat chat records are all homework answers.

One day, the elk got lost, and then it called the giraffe and said, "Hey, I'm lost!" " "Then the giraffe on the other end of the phone said," Hello! I am a giraffe! "

People who love to get stuck in corners can easily become croissants.

Some people, even though you have made thousands of friends, can't judge you easily. When you say you are a beautiful woman, he can beat questions better than anyone else.

With the mermaid line, I will change from gummy bear to hard bear, so it is not easy for me to practice.

Dear customers, you have successfully subscribed to my circle of friends. You may see me muttering 10 yuan/month 100 yuan/year in response. You are so cute. I like a refund.

Caught a cold, because I made a mistake in playing QQ, my partner poured a bucket of water on my head.

You have feelings for your partner. I like your partner. Aren't we all in the same boat? See what you're going to do, ho ho.

With Yi Qian Xiang Xi, the shrimp has no skin, the fish has no thorns, the water is sent to the mouth, the grass is in the arms, and the corners of the mouth are smiling. I am dreaming.

I only buy Audi A8, BMW 5 Series 7 and new Mercedes-Benz S .. Although I ride a bike scanned by QR code, it doesn't endanger our choice at all. * * * Enjoy cycling. I only ride four cylinders.

My mother said I gave it to her on the phone, which is why I play games with my mobile phone every day. Because there is a number plate in it, that's the smell of relatives.

I am a lamb. I trimmed my hair today and I lost my wool.

I just saw a news report that a man died suddenly after staying up late, which scared me to death. It's okay. I am a woman.

Pay attention to six objects, one for mobile phone WeChat, one for qq, one for Netease Cloud Music, one for Taobao, one for Alipay wallet, and one for short vibrato video. The first applicant is the team leader.

The way to attract the other person's attention is not to say good morning every day, but to say "that's it?" Under the condition that the other party carefully writes every dynamic article.

I met a boy who told me that he could love me all his life, but I didn't expect that his life was only three days.

Some people say that his pair of shoes is my living expenses for one month. I think I should persuade him to wear less shoes in his twenties and thirties.

A good friend of mine married a very rich husband, but she later lost her troubles.

Once some people miss it, they really appreciate it, Xie Guangkun.

If people have no dreams, what's the difference between freedom?