Degang Guo's crosstalk lines

Degang Guo, I believe everyone knows him. Let me sort out the lines of Degang Guo's comic dialogue for you. Welcome to have a look!

Degang Guo crosstalk lines 1, Grandpa, how to get to the United States? ""then who knows ... ask the village chief! "

2. Speak louder without electricity!

Don't leave after the party, go to eat-whoever goes will pay.

4, cross talk is good! Attack ugliness, Huoxiang is healthy.

There are always more than 1000 pieces of traditional crosstalk left by the old gentleman. After years of continuous efforts by our actors, there are now more than 400 pieces left. There are still 300 paragraphs that are not allowed to be said. 100 is in conflict with building a harmonious society.

6. Rogues know martial arts, and no one can stop them. Scientists know martial arts at home, and hooligans can't stop them.

7. The house we live in is full of holes. When it rains, it is fatal. It rains inside and outside the rain house. Sometimes it rains so hard that the whole family goes to the yard to take shelter from the rain.

8. If you are willing to die, I am willing to bury it.

9. Everyone is willing to listen, everyone is willing to listen, or everyone is willing to listen. I will never force it.

10, this guy robbed the bank and drove on the North Third Ring Road. 5: 30 in the afternoon! When the police arrived, the traffic jam was very serious.

1 1, your shameless appearance is like my charm.

12, huh? You don't know me? I am an artist! I have been an artist for over a week.

13, cross talk pays attention to four lessons and four pits. The monk turned around. Cheating!

14, Degang Guo, hey, why did you tear up the photo? I don't agree. I don't agree. Why tear it? I still keep it to ward off evil spirits!

15, from today on, I will never eat lobster again.

16. If there are six grenades for one dollar, I'll throw you one hundred dollars first. If the law didn't care, I would have killed you!

17, this young man looks like an actor. ...

18, ok! This plane is just like Dafa, the glass is shaken! ..... sitting on a big hat, Li Xia didn't give the newspaper ... Tianjin didn't make a big hat, but they all went to the United States ... and flew to the United States for half a year, adding more than 40,000 oil.

19, which one have you seen with crayons tattooed on it?

20, more than 12 o' clock in the middle of the night, the two gentlemen are still walking in the street naked, and Jing Li is wearing a pair of glasses-three points if wearing a mask.

2 1, two nurses, how beautiful, 1.7 meters tall, sideburns and beards, a slap in the face to protect the heart.

22, "Single Knife Club" Everyone knows that Liu Guan and Zhang Taoyuan became sworn brothers, and the two brothers and sisters were like brothers, and then protected Tang Yan to go to the Western Heaven to learn from the scriptures. There is this story in A Dream of Red Mansions.

23. It was very cold, so I sent you a coat. The post office said it was too heavy, so I hinged the belt buckle down and put it in my pocket. Sew it yourself.

24, Paris … There is a zoo in Paris, you know … The zoo is right … Hey … There is a clothes seller in the zoo … You can't say you buy clothes … You have to say you want goods …

25. "The story told today is not far from now. If there are old people at home, you can go back and ask-during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period ... "

Flight 26.90 14, Xizhimen to Daxing Huangcun. The fare is 5 yuan. Please board the plane. How interesting you say this is. The flight attendants will shout when they stand there. Let's go, let's go. There are big seats, there are big seats. Be sure to have a big seat!

27, the old vines are faint, and the bridges are flowing. The old road is thin, the sun sets, heartbroken people ... in the hospital, ... don't go to the hospital if their intestines are broken! ..... I am the first master of tampering with Tang poetry and Song poetry.

28. Law-abiding, depressed, strong nocturnal songs, riding mules at the expense of others, honest and clean, starving. Building bridges and roads is blind, and there are many people who kill and set fires. I went to the Western Heaven to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said, I can't help it!

"There is such bright light at the foot of my bed, will it have frosted? , looked up and found it was moonlight, (pa! My name is Degang Guo. There are many people here. I am very happy. Thank you for coming. Don't go after the party. Go and eat. Whoever goes will pay. Listen to cross talk for twenty, and make a noise of sixteen thousand. Laugh and add money. "

30. "We fell in love with cross talk on TV. Why? Say it! The assistant director arranged for people to take the lead in applauding. On the stage,' today', wow-(applause thunders),' the two of us', wow-clap,' for everyone', wow-clap,' say a paragraph', wow-,'voice', wow-,(cheerful, word and drum. )' I don't know', wow. Clap if you don't speak well. You see how good it is today, no one applauds. "

Hi ~ Hello ~ Hello, cross talk from Degang Guo? The old man looked back. "Why?" All right! Smells like a big stubble, Northeast China!

Guo: That's right. Me, do you understand? Big chainsaw?

I added100000, and it hasn't arrived yet. Where is this Buddhist paradise? No, the four of us together have to ask for directions. A pinch of the brakes, "cheep! ~ ~ ~ ~ "Wukong came down. Look, wow! What is this place? How so barren! Seeing an old man hoeing the ground, he hurried over.

"Grandpa, how can I get to the Western Heaven?"

"Take a knife and put it on your neck."

"Then where is this?"

"Tieling!"

Okay, just the opposite. Then go back. I refueled a hundred thousand times and went back to Chang 'an.

Pig thought to himself, "Disciple, this is not right. When can we go this far? The fuel tank is too small, we have to change it to a bigger one. " Three people immediately saw the pig's big lunch box. Pig doesn't like it. I can't help it I can't beat these three people. Who asked you to use such a big lunch box? That's it! This is a lunch box. Click and it will be installed. The fuel tank has become bigger, and it can add more than 20 yuan of oil at a time. Not that big. Yes! It's not easy.

"Du ~ ~ ~" is up again. After flying for more than half a year, I added more than 20 thousand oil return. On this day, we arrived at the Flame Mountain. Flame, roar ~! 8848 meters, flew away. Master and apprentice will sum up, can you ask Princess Iron Fan to bring us a fan? The Monkey King is the brother-in-law of Princess Tiefan, so it is ok to put on a set of porcelain. Well, maybe.

Guo: I'm glad so many people came. I am sincerely happy. I am very happy. I'll give you some words later.

Y: huh?

Guo: Many people are begging for words today.

Y: please?

Guo: I don't know?

Y: what do I know?

Guo: My eyes are as bright as beans. You got scratched.

Y: What crime did I commit?

Guo: Am I alone?

Y: Ignorance is scratching people, you said.

Guo: Do you arrest people?

Y: what a mess? I don't know what that is.

Guo: You don't know me?

Y: no, no, I don't know.

Guo: Don't you read the newspaper?

Are you in the newspaper?

Guo: Hey? !

Y: What kind of exclamation is this?

Guo: I am very disappointed in you. Don't look at what you have learned. Buy a calendar, a monthly card or something? Monthly card.

Y: you?

Guo: Ah.

Y: Calendar, monthly card?

Guo: It's all me. Those people all have me. Don't you know?

Y: I haven't seen you.

Guo: Hey. Here it is. You must study, comrade. If you don't study, you will fall behind.

Yes I haven't seen it.

Guo: I am a professional in this field.

Y: what to write?

Guo: Write everything.

Y: calligraphy?

K: Both.

Y: with a brush?

K: Both. Brush, pen and pencil. All, all write.

Y: Write in pencil?

Guo: A great writer.

Y: wow. Writers use pencils.

Guo: Ah. I also write, TV plays and movies.

Yu: screenwriter.

Guo: That's right. Me, do you understand? Big chainsaw?

Y: a carpenter?

Guo: Is it the chainsaw in the movie?

Yu: screenwriter. Screenwriter, write a script.

Guo: The screenwriter.

Y: right. Not a chainsaw.

Guo: Do you know that there is something wrong with your mouth?

Y: what's wrong with me? Screenwriter.

Guo: Eh. Great screenwriter.

Y: right.

Yes

Guo: I just wrote one the other day. Carla is a dog. I wrote it. I'm writing a sequel