Funny and humorous copywriting

1. You are so beautiful. First of all, you must thank your parents. If they hadn’t given you a pair of skillful hands, would you have been able to make yourself so beautiful?

2. Don’t ask me why I did so poorly in the exam. I’m hiding my strength. Have you ever seen someone in Doudizhu drop a bomb as soon as he comes up?

3. Every time someone asks me for directions, I point blindly. The first reason is because I don’t know the way at all, and the second reason is to teach the world a lesson: Don’t just trust good-looking people.

4. If you feel that you are as tired as a dog all day long, you are really misunderstood. Even dogs are not as tired as you.

5. I have learned many skills and found that the most useful skill is "think more openly".

6. A friend asked me, would you marry anyone just because you are older? Are you kidding, can you find it if you just look for it?

7. After so many years of marriage, the only thing my wife has ever done in the kitchen is to rub salt into my wounds.

8. "I am a very introverted person" "How introverted?" "The boss gave me an extra 50 yuan when I was buying something, and I was too embarrassed to give it back to him."

9. I really want to thank you. If you had not fired me, I would not be living such a good life of leisure and comfort, getting something for nothing. "The boss also smiled and said you're welcome, and then threw a dollar into the bowl in front of me.

10. The good-looking people all have their partners, and the rest are of course those of us who are better-looking. It’s beautiful.

11. At night, I can still see many takeaway guys rushing to deliver food on the street. I suddenly feel very inspired. Others are still eating so late, so what reason do I have not to eat? .

12. A man struck up a conversation with a girl on the bus: "You look really like my ex-girlfriend." The woman lowered her head in shame and asked, "Then why did you break up with her?" "Male:" I think she is ugly. "

13. It’s raining in the city where you live. I don’t know if you brought an umbrella. If not, I hope it rains harder.

14. I rejected 3 again today. I'm a boy. I feel sad when I see their disappointed faces. After all, I really can't afford your real estate, fitness cards and financial products.

15. Open my brother's homework book: My home. The house collapsed three times, my parents divorced twice, my grandpa was hospitalized three times, and I was really shocked that I died eleven times.

16. I watched TV today and said. "Smoking can easily cause lung cancer." It scared me so much that I trembled in my heart. I gritted my teeth and stamped my feet and made up my mind: I will never watch TV again.

17. How important is interest: The smart washing machine I bought for my mother taught me I couldn’t use it N times, but later I bought her a mahjong machine, which she not only knew how to use but also repaired.

18. When a girl said she couldn’t find her partner, she stood in front of the vending machine and looked for her. When a boy says he can’t find a partner, he is standing in the Sahara Desert. If he says there is no one, then he really doesn’t have one!

19. Someone told me that there is nothing like it in the world! Love is something more complicated. I threw a math book in his face.

20. A child gave me one hundred yuan and asked me to be his parent for a day. I immediately knelt down and said, "Wife, please listen to my explanation..." 21. It was late at night, and the child started crying when he was sleeping. The father decided to sing a lullaby to comfort him. After a few words, a protest came from the next door: Let the child cry!

22. Me: "Son, what's the score in this test?" The son frowned: "Dad, next time you want to hit me, can you give me a different excuse?" "

23. Two female colleagues at work had a quarrel and came to me for comment. They were all talking so much that they couldn't hear anything clearly. I yelled: "The ugly one speaks first. "The world immediately became quiet.

24.A: "I have a buddy who used to be a gangster, but now he quits Jinpen. I heard he has made a fortune! "B:" Really? How to get rich, tell me! "A:" He sold the pot! "