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Lovely, naughty and humorous good morning sentence

1, dear: It's time to get up. Don't sleep. You will become a pig. Ha ha ha ha, I miss you. Do you miss me?

2. hey! It's time to get up, don't sleep, you are going to become a pig, hahahahahaha … I miss you, get up and let me see you!

I told the sun to give you happy sunshine every day. I ask the moon to give you a sweet dream every day. Wish you all the best!

4. Baby. Get up! Today's temperature is () humidity () ultraviolet () pollution index (). All right, the tabloids are finished. Please have a look.

5. Open your eyes and give you a gentle blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute. I hope you have a nice day!

6. Good morning, sun, good morning, Earth, good morning, China, good morning, dear pig, get up quickly. The sun will harass your ass.

7. Peace in spring, peace in summer, peace in autumn and peace in winter. Your peace is my wish, and my blessing wishes you peace of mind, good morning and good night, and peace throughout your life.

8, send you a cup of morning tea, tea is full of affection, intended to help me promote, gather popularity, piss you off, two dollars and five cups, save money. Haha, I'm kidding. Good morning!

9. Broadcast the weather forecast to you on time: Today you will encounter money rain, happiness wind, friendship fog, love dew, healthy cloud, smooth frost, safety hail and happiness flash.

10, the phone rang. Are you excited? Do you think I contacted you so early to give you something nice? Are you ready? I can say it! Good morning! That's it!

1 1, please wake up your sleeping heart gently and sprinkle warm sunshine all over your body. May you greet the new day with abundant energy and confidence, my friend, good morning!

12, life is full of pressure, full of energy during the day and lack of sleep at night; Sometimes I am busy and full of motivation, sometimes I am idle and lack of relaxation. Relax under pressure. Good morning!