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Let the guests make a reservation. How does KTV send friends?

Friends circle can write about the benefits, service attitude and expectations of drinking, which are listed as follows:

1, the most awesome thing is not what car you drive or what villa you live in, but that you can successfully book a box in a club on Friday.

2, only for the performance of 1 minute, not sleeping at 2 o'clock, three meals uncertain, only for the four seasons, drinking five dirty and six gods, welcoming guests at 7 o'clock, running outside at 8 o'clock, starting to stagger at 9 o'clock, 10 points hard.

3. What should I do with my life tonight? Book a box for World War I and have fun and drink.

There will be holidays all over the country, but not including me. My life has no holidays, no four seasons, only two seasons. Hard work is the peak season, and no hard work is the off-season.

No matter how much I drank yesterday, I still wake up at my post today. To survive in the real world, we must work very hard. If you happen to see my circle of friends, if you happen to have a party and want to have two drinks, please contact me in advance to reserve a box.

6. Sorry, we have changed. We have become more exciting, exciting and fun! In the past, we only thought about 50% of customers. Now, we will give 100% to customers!

7. Singing at night, drinking, getting drunk, falling in love, partying, socializing, having a birthday, joining, being single, all are not problems, and everything will be arranged!

8. Will you suddenly appear tonight? I'll shake hands with a smiling face, sit with you, roll the dice and brag ... I'd like to meet you so much to see if your drinking capacity has changed. I won't talk about the past, just about it.

9. Monday, you are too busy, Tuesday, you are too tired, Wednesday, you are upset, Thursday, you are upset, Friday, you are anxious, you have an appointment on Saturday, and Sunday is here. Finally, you are free. You can invite three or five friends to get together.

10, "Customer satisfaction is always our unremitting pursuit", wholeheartedly create a third space for your family and career, and provide you with friends' parties and birthday celebrations! Taste the wonderful life and enjoy the romantic passion.

1 1, the sky is gray and rainy. I'd like to make a reservation. Wine smells good, and singers and handsome guys line up. Have fun and get drunk, and tomorrow will be more brilliant! ?

12, Zhu Yuanzhang found eight people and established the Ming dynasty; Mao Zedong found 10 marshal to establish a new China; Ma Yun found 18 people and established the world's largest e-commerce empire; ! I want to find a group of people to hold an evening entertainment. You are one of them. Let's move quickly.

13, do you know how many people I can help by booking a large private room for me? I have a meal, the boss is in a good mood, the waiter has something to do, the cashier has something to do, the cleaning aunt is not lonely, the wine merchants have sales, the fruit merchants are happy, and the national industrial chain has grown steadily. In short, everyone is happy, so you have entertainment, and I happen to be a professional. For national development and social harmony, please contact me.

14, Tianhuiye, this month's performance is too slim. Life without a house is too long. The building is tall and people are busy. We need a room for today's task. Which boss will help?

15, no matter where you drink, no matter how late you come back, please rest assured that there are always such a group of people who care about you more than their families! Waiting for you at the intersection in the storm!