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How to write an interesting news composition in 200 words
She has a fat body and fat hands. She, I think, is actually very interesting. She is my deskmate-Shen.
She was once called "Three Principles" by me and my close friends. What is "three laps"? Listen to me slowly. "Three circles" means that Shen's head is round, his body is round, and even his hands are round. Note that her head, body and hands are not round, otherwise she is an alien.
Her voice is ever-changing. When the person behind her shouted "Fat Shen, move forward (let me explain, that person meant to move Shen's seat forward a little)." After that, Shen replied in a slight voice: "No!" If you are at the scene, you can't help vomiting. When someone steps on her foot, uses her things or hits her, then I can guarantee that you will live. Because she only scares you with her voice, which is like a male voice. If you are punched by her, don't worry, her round hands won't hurt anyone.
I heard that she is going to write a novel recently, so everyone must join in, because my "bad friend" is also involved in writing!
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An interesting person An interesting person Instructor: Wang Guiting Student: Zhao Jufu There is such a person around me. His name is Zhang Long, and we call him Zhang Chong. He's so funny. Once, the English teacher asked us to talk in pairs. In the conversation, he and another classmate called a classmate fart, but it was actually Pete, which made us burst into laughter. Another time, we had an art class and the teacher asked us to draw. He painted very carefully, because his head was tilted downward, so he painted for a long time and his mouth was watering. He'll make his ears move! This is the most interesting person around me. Zhao Jufu, Grade 7 12, Xinhua Middle School, Tianzhu Tibetan Autonomous County, Wuwei City, Gansu Province
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An interesting person. My brother's name is Xiao Hu. He is five years old this year. His speech was very interesting. Once he dressed up as a girl and said he was beautiful. My brother is really interesting. Han, Yangcheng District No.3 Primary School 6 1 class.
An interesting person.
Uncle Duan is my father's good friend and I like him very much.
I remember uncle Duan coming to my house for the first time. It was a morning. I heard the doorbell ring and ran to open it. A tall man came in. Give me a warm hug when we meet: "Hello, baby!" " You are so cute, my uncle gave you a big gift package! "Then kiss my Bala mouth with his beard. Mom and dad, grandparents are out. Uncle Duan said hello to his mother first, then shook hands and hugged his father, patting him on the shoulder affectionately. He solemnly walked up to his grandparents, crossed his hands and bowed deeply: "Hello, uncle and aunt!" " "I giggled beside me: in our place, this kind of etiquette is rare. Everyone shakes hands extensively and greets loudly. I was deeply moved by Uncle Duan the first time. I think he is an interesting person.
The next days will be more interesting. Duan Shu is a psychological quality development training for teenagers. He can play endless games and mysterious tricks. Every time I come to my house, I will be "trained" to stand at attention and retreat; Let me do the word-breaking game; Play sticker games with me; Teach me to remember quickly and calculate quickly; Tell me all kinds of good stories: about gratitude, about emotional intelligence, about diligence and so on. Show me cartoons, ask a few questions after each paragraph, and then explain them to me in detail. Uncle Duan is a child. When playing games with us, he would lie prone on the ground, go in and out from under the table, make faces as monkeys, roll on the ground and get his clothes dirty. Uncle Duan brings me too much fun. He is my father's friend and my good friend!
Do you think Uncle Duan is very interesting? I really like him!
Student: Class 294, Grade 3, Shouanli School, Yuci, Jinzhong City, Shanxi Province.
An interesting person, he is the pistachio of our class. Therefore, it is known as "pistachio", but another nickname "Brother Dao" implies the meaning of a dog, which seems to be a curse, but it is actually a respectful name. This man once told several jokes. Try to extract a few words: two idiots are walking on the road, and A and B are each carrying a bag of things. A said to B: I have some chickens in this bag. If you guess there are two, I'll give them to you. B pondered for a long time and said, "Five!" The audience laughed. Brother Dao asked, "How many chickens are there?" It makes us laugh and cry. Brother humanity is entertaining and doesn't mind being a fool, but we can only laugh and cry. This is nine Niu Yi Ye Mao. In knife elder brother's eyes, everything is happy, but we keep a straight face, but the classic sentences he sometimes says are really amazing! For example, watching two classmates play, kissing up and jumping and saying, "Dare to bully our brother X, don't live?" The classmate said, "What's the matter?" "Nothing, let's hit him together!" Students spray blood. This is knife elder brother ... stop screaming, oh no. ...
I am an interesting person. I kick my feet when I wake up in the morning. If it is a weekend, I will say, "It is impossible to have a class today." If you finish all your homework in the morning, you will say, "I'm liberated." At noon, if my father comes back, he will sign a contract with me. My father said, "Hello, comrades." I said, "I'm not full." If my father came to pick me up, I said, "Comrades have worked hard." Dad would say, "The salary is too small."
One night, I was at my grandmother's house. I should have read and watched TV in the house, but because of the power failure, we had to move our chairs to the corridor in front of the house and sit and count the stars. But the weather is not beautiful. We counted to the middle, and suddenly a flash of lightning, followed by a loud roar, broke the quiet night sky, and all the stars were scared away at once. Oh, forget it, just light a candle. In a few minutes, a strong wind blew and the candle went out. The wind is too strong to light candles, so we have to go inside and light candles. I said to my sister, "shall we play a song-making game?" Sister nodded. I'll make it up first. I will sing it with the tune of little star, "Lingling Tian Ling", "Lingling Land" and an ice cream. I will do some jumping and kicking while singing. After singing, I will make a gesture of raising my hand. At this time, my sister has been laughing. Then she sings and dances like me. Grandpa told us not to play because we were afraid that we would kick the mosquito-repellent incense over. My sister and I will think about another game together After discussion, we will play a game of courage to see who goes out of the house first. But we are all timid people. Finally, no one dared to step out of the door. It was not until grandma told us to sleep that we "overcame the psychological barrier" and rushed out the door.
An interesting classmate
There is an interesting classmate in our class. His name is Don. He often makes us laugh. Don is thin and short, like a small stake. His eyes are black and bright. You can see at a glance that he is clever and scheming. He called himself an interesting superstar, and he was brilliant. Once, I was playing on the playground with some classmates, and suddenly I heard only one voice: Feng Xinyu, go to hell! Before I came to my senses, Liangliang had run to me quickly. Suddenly, I woke up. When he was about to hit me, I suddenly leaned like a Spanish matador, and like that stupid cow, he didn't have time to brake and fell to the ground, covered in mud! The whole audience laughed, and I was so happy that I rolled on the ground. Another time, the funny superstar went to the green corridor of the school to play. He saw the branches and leaves of wisteria hanging on the ground to form a swing. He immediately sat on it, his feet kept swinging, and his face showed a smug smile, as if to say, look, I will enjoy it more! Just as he proudly showed off to us, the natural swing suddenly broke and he fell on all fours. Just now that domineering disappeared without a trace, which looked funny. Tang Liangyong, Tang Liangyong, how much joy you have brought us!
Instructor: Tong Xiaohong
Interesting people Interesting people say that we are in Class 8 1, which is really interesting. If you want to hear a joke, you have found the right person. There is a funny king in our class, which brings us a lot of fun, but that guy looks like Winnie the Pooh, and people nicknamed him "Winnie the Pooh". This is another joke: in Chinese class today, the teacher asked everyone to take a duck egg and compare it with the duck egg in the text. This "Winnie the Pooh" is really right. In the middle of class, the teacher asked everyone to take out an egg and compare it with the egg in the text. Big head shook his head and said contemptuously, I don't know. Fortunately, you asked me about it. To tell the truth, it was born of salted duck. Sleeping can be fun, waking up can be a joke. Big head, who is big head? A kind of Wang Jie also.
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