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I want a divorce. Say phrases and sentences.
NO.3 you are in love, I will wait for you to break up; You get married, I'll wait for your divorce; If you don't divorce, I'll wait for you to be widowed.
NO.4 divorce has a hundred benefits, but it is not good, that is, it feels white before; Being single has one hundred advantages and one disadvantage, that is, there is no decline in my heart.
It's wrong to get married in haste. Don't divorce in haste. Try it first. It's really not too late to leave now.
NO.6 married people, don't divorce easily, once divorced, don't expect to turn back.
No.7 women are divided into married women and unmarried women, and men are divided into voluntary marriage and forced marriage.
NO.8 if you get married hastily, you are willing to risk becoming an unfortunate person.
No.9 man thinks there are few women who are suitable for him before marriage, but many women who are suitable for him after marriage. All women should get married and try to make their husbands earn money to support themselves.
10 pigs with no money, dogs with money. Those who have no money want to get married, and those who have money want to get divorced. Wives and secretaries without money, secretaries and wives with money.
NO. 1 1 Even in the best marriage, there will be 200 thoughts of divorce and 50 impulses to strangle each other in life.
NO. 12 smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart anymore.
Issue 13 had a long, painful and difficult process of thinking about the reasons before deciding on divorce.
In issue 14, she got married because of ignorance and divorced because of ignorance.
The 15 marriage is like a bowl. If it's broken, it's hard to recover. Even if it gets stuck, the crack will always be there.
16 A marriage without trust is like a house without foundation, which can't stand a little wind and rain.
Heartache and helpless want to divorce. Talk about heartache and helplessness to divorce.
1. Marriage and cars are consumables. If the car is driven for a long time, its performance will get worse and worse. If it doesn't work, it will be scrapped. After being married for a long time, you will inevitably encounter problems. If you can't live any longer, you will get a divorce.
2. Being single is an understanding, falling in love is a mistake, breaking up is an awareness, getting married is a mistake, getting divorced is an awakening, remarriage is a bigotry, having no lover is a waste, and many lovers are animals.
3, you are in love, I am waiting for you to break up; You get married, I'll wait for your divorce; If you don't divorce, I'll wait for you to be widowed; If you die in front of your husband, I will buy the cemetery next to you. If you are good, I will be a spare tire all my life.
4, there is no concept of divorce in the mountains, thinking that being born is a fritters pie.
It is not uncommon for the couple to talk about collapse before marriage. The man was forced to go back on his word by the woman's request for 250 yuan, and the woman regretted it and ran after the man's ass desperately. This result is not dreamy at all. There is no other meaning in saying this. I will share it with you.
6, in fact, marriage is like two hedgehogs in the winter, close to each other will hurt, neither too tight nor too cold! You have to pull out each other's thorns to get close and live a good life!
7. A woman who imagines a man too ideal will never have an ideal marriage!
8. Desire is born to everyone, so it is easy to understand. On the other hand, conscience is like something one should use to create. So once understood, it is easy to be considered hypocritical.
9. Marriage is wrong, divorce is awakening, extramarital love is awakening, remarriage is stubborn, no lover is waste, and too many lovers are animals.
10, as long as you have loved, you should be grateful for your love. If one day you don't love, people who have loved must not hate because they don't love.
1 1, love is precious only when it is divided, and many people don't know how to cherish it. You didn't find it until you lost it. In fact, what you know best is the most precious.
12, the wind blows like a flower, and your smile has become the most beautiful ornament in my life, looking at the sky, the snow and the deep shadow of the season.
13, I told my mother about the new marriage law. My mother said: women who scold the new marriage law are incompetent women, and men who praise the new marriage law are men who are ready for divorce. A serious family doesn't need a marriage law.
14. Before deciding to divorce, there is a long, painful and difficult process of thinking about the reasons, that is, a process of comprehensively providing the basis for your decision from the perspectives of personal needs, interests, opinions and values. Sushchenko
15 Although Lao Wang sincerely hoped that his wife would change her mind, she finally embarked on the road of divorce, which is a pity.
16, can you swear to money that no matter how rich, healthy and loving you the other person is, you won't be with him? -witness Roi at the divorce ceremony asked Mango.
17, this hype is doing business, and this is the benefit. Don't you see it now? To sell blockbusters, spread scandals first; To come up with a new book, you have to curse first; After divorce, pretend to be pure; Want pK ratings, find two female judges to fight again and again, coquetry and poor, and dare to have a guilty conscience, that's all.
18, every time I feel depressed, I will recall your little smile and your encouragement, which make me strong.
19, the lawyer's fee made great efforts to make a divorce agreement for them, because he felt that after 40 years of marriage, the two old people were now in their 70 s, and he just couldn't understand why the old couple still insisted on divorce.
20. In the past three years, I have been rejected by you many times, and I have been distressed many times, leaving me in the shadow and unable to get out.
2 1, your marriage is a match made in heaven, don't divorce for such a trivial matter!
22. Love is art, marriage is technology and divorce is arithmetic.
23, divorce, there are one hundred benefits, is a bad one, that is, I feel that I have been white before; Being single has one hundred advantages and one disadvantage, that is, there is no decline in my heart.
24, a lifetime is so long, who will not meet a few scum, how can they become the mother of their children without experiencing scum?
25. The hope of life is marriage, and the only hope after marriage is divorce.
Although they are divorced, they are still separated and secretly dating.
27. Is it easy to eat by car now? Do you take the bus or the subway? Why did you eat it?
28. If you want to spend a happy life, only two people will combine, because half a ball can't be rolled up, so the important task of every adult is to find the right one for you.
29. The female name is Ann Dunham, born in Kansas, USA. Ann, 18 years old, married a black African student when intermarriage was illegal. Later, Ann divorced her husband and became a single mother. She lives on food stamps and is a victim of the American medical insurance system. When she was seriously ill, she asked the insurance company to pay for it. However, her child, dressed as a pirate in the photo, became the 44th President of the United States, barack obama.
A judgment for divorce
1. If you get married in a hurry, you are willing to take the risk of becoming an unfortunate person.
2, no money to raise pigs, rich dogs. Those who have no money want to get married, and those who have money want to get divorced. Wives and secretaries without money, secretaries and wives with money.
A happy marriage needs not only the exchange of ideas, but also the exchange of feelings. Keeping your feelings in your heart will push your wife out of your life.
4, in fact, marriage is like two hedgehogs in winter, close to each other will hurt each other, neither too tight nor too cold! You have to pull out each other's thorns to get close and live a good life!
It's called divorce in others, but it's not called divorce in me, it's called dismissal.
6. It is better to marry a woman who is deeply numb than to marry a cold and intelligent woman.
7. Married people should not divorce easily, and once divorced, don't expect to turn back. Love or marriage, when you have it, you must cherish it. And when you really lose it, you should learn to let it go in time.
8. Married people live with half an eye open and half an eye closed. There are no perfect men and women in the world. If you keep your eyes open for too long, or shine with a magic mirror for too long, I'm afraid even God can find fault.
9. Before deciding to divorce, there is a long, painful and difficult process of thinking about the reasons, that is, a process of comprehensively presenting the basis of your decision from the perspective of personal needs, interests, opinions and values.
10, love is art, marriage is technology, divorce counts, cheating is cheating.
1 1. It is not uncommon for this couple to have a breakdown before marriage. The man was forced to regret by the woman's request for 250, and the woman regretted it. This result is not dreamy at all. There is no other meaning in saying this. Let me share it with you.
12, if you want to spend a happy life, only two people will combine, because half a ball can't be rolled up, so the important task of every adult is to find the right half.
13, divorce has a hundred advantages, but it is a bad one, that is, I feel that I have lived in vain before; Being single has one hundred advantages and one disadvantage, that is, there is no decline in my heart.
14. No matter how good a marriage is, there will be 200 thoughts of divorce and 50 impulses to strangle each other in life. Even in the happiest job, there will be 200 thoughts of quitting and 50 entanglements. This is the best quality.
15, marriage is not staring at each other's eyes, but staring at each other's common goals and moving forward together.
16, you are in love, I will wait for you to break up; You get married, I'll wait for your divorce; If you don't divorce, I'll wait for you to be widowed; If you die in front of your husband, I will buy the cemetery next to you. If you are good, I will be a spare tire all my life.
17, the relationship between husband and wife after marriage is not a unilateral request and giving, but also each according to his ability and his place, in order to get full play.
Talk about the personality that wants a divorce.
1. Marriage certificate cannot guarantee the quality of marriage. 2. It's called divorce in others, but it's not called divorce in me, it's called dismissal.
Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart.
If you get married in a hurry, you are willing to take risks and become an unfortunate person.
All women should get married and try to make their husbands earn money to support themselves.
6. Women are divided into married women and unmarried women, and men are divided into voluntary marriage and forced marriage.
7. It is better to marry a woman who is deeply numb than to marry a cold and intelligent woman.
8. Women get married to survive, which is no different from prostitutes in essence, but the relationship between wholesale and retail.
9. The legal age for marriage is 22 for men and 17 for soldiers, which shows that women are more difficult to deal with than the enemy.
10, every time I see a divorce lawyer, I hate to see scum like Yue Qun. Being liked by him is disgusting, and being loved by him is unfortunate in life.
1 1, pigs without money, dogs with money. Those who have no money want to get married, and those who have money want to get divorced. Wives and secretaries without money, secretaries and wives with money.
12, maybe now with the rapid economic development, people have lost their former simplicity and are too good at pretending when they are in love, which leads to an increase in divorce rate.
13. Marry a bad husband. Even pregnant women can't feel the happiness of the queen. Every day, you only have resentment or resentment. You really want a divorce, divorce, divorce.
14, he must be older than me, even if it is only one day older; He must be taller than me, even if it is only one centimeter tall; He must be better than me, even if he only earns a penny more.
15, in fact, marriage is like two hedgehogs for the winter. They hurt each other when they are close, not when they are cold! You have to pull out each other's thorns to get close and live a good life!
16, love, if there is no solid emotional foundation, we will break up sooner or later! Marriage has a solid foundation of love, but life is too dull, and sooner or later it will divorce. It's hard to be a man. I miss you so much!
17, if you want to spend a happy life, only two people will combine, because half a ball can't be rolled up, so the important task of every adult is to find the right half.
18, originally only wanted a hug, accidentally added a kiss, and then you found that you needed a bed, a suite and a certificate, only to remember that when you divorced, you originally only wanted a hug.
19, divorce has a hundred advantages, but it is a bad one, that is, I feel that I have lived in vain before; Being single has one hundred advantages and one disadvantage, that is, there is no decline in my heart.
20. Few women are suitable for men before marriage, but many women are suitable for them after marriage. All women should get married and try to make their husbands earn money to support themselves.
2 1. Domestic violence is that the perpetrator deprives the victim of economic and physical rights. If the husband always says that his wife is ugly and unattractive, it is also a kind of domestic violence and emotional violence.
22, married people, don't divorce easily, and once divorced, don't expect to turn back. Love or marriage, when you have it, you must cherish it. And when you really lose it, you should learn to let it go in time.
23. Before deciding on divorce, there is a long, painful and difficult process of thinking about the reasons, that is, a process of comprehensively presenting the basis of one's decision from the perspectives of personal needs, interests, opinions and values.
24, you are in love, I am waiting for you to break up; You get married, I'll wait for your divorce; If you don't divorce, I'll wait for you to be widowed; If you die in front of your husband, I will buy the cemetery next to you. If you are good, I will be a spare tire all my life.
25. I feel deeply sorry for myself. Maybe God will arrange a divorce today. What do I care? I'm not ready, and I don't want to hurt my health. I don't want to jump out of the car, so cruel?
I miss my children very much, so I can go to see them tonight. I feel more and more that I have gone the wrong way in divorce. I tortured and hurt my children. I'm really stupid. It's irrational to do things. I sincerely hope to remarry, preferring to be a vegetarian all my life in exchange for a sound home.
27, married people, don't divorce easily, and once divorced, don't expect to turn back. Love or marriage, when you have it, you must cherish it. And when you really lose it, you should learn to let it go in time. Remarriage after divorce is the most unforgivable stupid mistake in life.
28. It is not uncommon for the couple to have a breakdown before marriage. The man was forced to go back on his word by the woman's request for 250 yuan, and the woman regretted it and ran after the man's ass desperately. This result is not dreamy at all. There is no other meaning in saying this. I will share it with you.
29. Retaliating against each other by cutting off the emotional connection between father and son after divorce is a secondary injury to children, which is worse than divorce! It will cause serious personality defects in children. Such a mother is extremely stupid and lacks IQ and EQ! The rest depends on the child's nature?
30. Now I can understand why some men cheat, and there is one person in the family who can talk endlessly. Women can't stand it, let alone men. Some women, after their husbands cheated, or divorced her, lived better and never cheated again. This is really a man's problem. Think for yourself.
3 1, you disagree with the divorce. I didn't mention that everything was for the children. My parents and children are a perfect combination, which gives you a chance. I hope you cherish it. There is a limit to people's patience. You have no money and no house for my wedding. I borrowed money from you to start a business. You lied to your family. You hurt me. I put up with it. I hope you have some conscience. Be nice to me and my son.
32. Divorce is not allowed in Irish marriage, but you can choose the fixed number of years between 1 and 100. If you don't renew it when it expires, you will automatically divorce. However, the shorter the time, the higher the cost. The registration fee for 1 is equivalent to more than RMB 20,000, and you only need 6 yuan money for 100. Being married for one year means that you know nothing about marriage, so you have a thick marriage book to read. You choose 100 year, and there is only one piece of paper that says: I wish you a long life together.
33. The moon has a front and a back. The front is seen before marriage, and the back is seen after marriage. If someone can't accept it, divorce. If someone accepts it, the marriage will continue. I dare say that in love, most men can meet the above standards, but not necessarily after marriage. This is not cheating, but people can't always show you the most glamorous side, and they will always be perfect.
34. Irish marriage is not allowed to divorce, but you can choose the fixed number of years between 1 and 100. If you don't renew it, you will automatically divorce, but the shorter the time, the higher the cost. The registration fee for 1 year is equivalent to more than RMB 20,000, and only 6 yuan money is needed for1year. Choosing a year means that you don't know anything about marriage, and you will be given a thick marriage book to study, while choosing 100 only has a piece of paper that simply says: I wish you a long life together. How many years of marriage will you choose?
35, life is really want to cry. I really can't figure out why I am still guarding such a man who can't even learn electric cars, has no ability to work and can't make money. The only thing I can convince myself is for the children. Yes, if I get divorced, I can't get rid of him. I'll go crazy. If I take the children, I have no money and no place to live. Don't divorce, at least these properties will be my baby's in the future. What the hell should I do?
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