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Ask for a 600~700-word composition "Interesting Classroom"

(1) I dare to say so boldly: "Unhappy people will be super happy when they come to our class." This is not bragging. Our class is happy because there are so many happy children, full of childlike laughter and naughty things, and there are so many interesting classes below. Let's tell you a story about how we played tricks on our math teacher. In the review stage, time is the most precious. It can be said that one more class will give you more knowledge. In math class, the teacher wrote the correct answer on the blackboard, so as not to let us shout "stand up". But when we were naughty, some students shouted, "Stand up and salute." The whole class shouted, "Hello, teacher." I didn't expect the teacher to ignore us. "Stand up again and salute again." Another student shouted, "goodbye, teacher." We played a joke on the teacher when he wasn't paying attention. I thought the teacher would laugh when I heard it, but I unexpectedly continued to write questions. "Fight with us and watch together!" The students didn't stop, but kept shouting, "Stand up again and salute again." "Farewell to the teacher!" The teacher smiled, but still wrote the question. "Stand up again and salute again." "Teacher, rest in peace." "Ha ha, ha ha ha ..." The teacher was finally amused by us. English teachers are self-aware. Knowing that our class is funny, they like to make us laugh. In class, the teacher was grading papers when suddenly a classmate came up and said, "I'll evaluate the papers of the most handsome classmate in our class." So he picked up the boy's paper and the whole class burst into laughter. Because this classmate is a famous super narcissist in our class, teachers like Sipin and Biology all know it. The next thing is even funnier. The narcissist actually stood up and waved to the class as if to show that he was the most handsome person in the class. Seeing so much happiness, how can you be unhappy! Then, come to our class quickly and feel the happiness of our funny class on the spot! (2) In a blink of an eye, six years have just flown by. In this class where I have studied and lived for six years, I have experienced countless things, some happy and some sad. . . . But what impressed me the most was April Fool's Day in April this year 1. On the morning of April Fool's Day, I went to work early as usual. As soon as I entered the classroom, there were many more students in the usual few classes. I thought my clock was slow today! While I was wondering, Yimin's voice came from my ear: "Yu Shu, your shoelaces are loose." "Damn shoelaces." I bent down to tie it, only to find that my shoelaces were still on. I was wondering what happened today when I saw Yi Min say with a wry smile, "Happy April Fool's Day, Yu Shu!" "I suddenly remembered that today is the annual April Fool's Day. No wonder all the students came so early. They originally wanted to play a joke on April Fool's Day. April Fool's Day was originally just a holiday in the West. I don't know when it started, April Fool's Day activities slowly entered the campus and were accepted by us orientals. I have heard a lot of news about April Fool's pranks before, and some deliberately walked up to the classmates who were most afraid of the teacher, telling her that the teacher was waiting for her in the office and told her to go there at once. Looking at the students' preoccupied backs, everyone kept laughing behind them. Some students use toothpaste as stuffing for sandwich cookies to lure students who like snacks to eat. . . All kinds of fools have different ways. I didn't expect to be fooled by Yimin when I arrived at school today, which made me realize the power of April Fool's Day early in the morning. On this day, everyone plays tricks on each other in various ways. Later, although everyone knew it was April Fool's Day, everyone still enjoyed it and knowingly committed it. All day long, there was laughter and laughter inside and outside the classroom. Unexpectedly, just as we were busy screwing each other, we were collectively screwed at the afternoon meeting in physical education class. The thing is, just as physical education class was about to finish class in the afternoon, Vice President Zhao solemnly said to us, "I have a good news for you. Everyone is about to graduate. Next week, the school will organize your classmates to go for a spring outing. " Vice President Zhao's voice did not fall, and everyone jumped three feet high, just like a drop of water poured on hot oil, and all exploded. Some students thought they heard wrong, so they quickly asked the students next to them if there was something wrong with their ears. Some students thought they were dreaming, so they quickly asked the students next to them to pinch him to see if he was still awake. Just as everyone was immersed in incomparable happiness, Vice President Zhao's loud and powerful voice came from his ear: "Happy April Fool's Day to the students!" The originally lively team suddenly became silent. After a silence, everyone laughed again. It turned out that we were better than others and magically rose by a mile. We were only thinking about pranks, but today, Vice President Zhao gave us a good "whole" meal, which pushed our April Fool's Day program to a climax. Six years will soon pass, and the partners who have been together for six years will go their separate ways in two months. Everything that happened in primary school is so interesting, unforgettable and unforgettable. I will always remember, remember this unforgettable primary school life, and always remember this smiling face of every classmate who has lived with me for six years.

Supplemented by the Respondent on May 24, 200919: 07

(3) There are many funny people and many funny things in our Class 6 (1). Let me tell you about them. Interesting story1:One day after n years, a male classmate (Yang Xudong) sitting on the right of my deskmate didn't know if he had nothing to do. He combined our desks into 2' 3 groups and told me not to put them away. ? "The students immediately pretended not to know anything, but their eyes were fixed on Sun Sun. Unexpectedly, Sun Junyi pushed the table open as usual and said, "I'm sorry." As a result, they returned to their seats safely. Everyone on the side was laughing, and Yang Xudong's expression was embarrassed. Fun 2; On Monday afternoon, Mr. Zhou asked us to choose a composition and submit it. "Funny+King of Songs" _ _ Zhang Chuanming tried his best again and kept nagging me about "Sun Junyi" Li Ling: "Ah, you didn't choose my composition last time, so you should choose mine this time! I write very well. You see, I ate big fat, no salt and no oil. I ate all the big bowls with some pig hair on them. You must think about it when you eat. This must be a delicious meal. " P: Will this fat meat taste good? Finally, we couldn't stand his nagging, so we had to "surrender" and chose his composition. He said a lot with excitement on his face and shook hands with us to "pay tribute". Well, really, people like him can't help it. There are many, many and countless such things in our class ... I will tell you later. Supplemented by the Respondent on May 24, 200919: 09

(4) Since entering middle school, many festivals in a year have lost their "color" and fun. So, when April 1 day came, some "lawless elements" in our class started their plans. They left the door unlocked, put a soft volleyball on it, and then put a small piece of watermelon skin under everyone's desk. After doing this, they quietly hid behind the door and waited for someone to "take the bait". I am a student on duty today, and I came early. On the way, thinking that today is April Fool's Day, I quickened my pace and prepared to play tricks on people. When I arrived at the door of the class, I saw a ball on the door left unlocked at a glance. I thought, "Someone beat me to it. See how I can mess them up. Hehe ... I quietly stepped forward, grabbed the child's handle and pulled it hard, only to hear "Oh, it hurts!" Groaning, I laughed outside and said, "What a suck! I planted the evil consequences and ate them myself! " "Say that finish, I pushed the door and proudly walked to my seat. At this time, I discovered that there was another "organ". Oh, my god Fortunately, I have sharp eyes. Suddenly, "Wow, take life!" "With a scream, I turned to look at it. It's not good. The" Four Kings "in my class came to see me one by one, covering their heads and" settling accounts ".Alas, it's the best policy to go. Seeing that I was about to catch up, I picked up a few watermelon skins in lightning speed, threw them back with my eyes closed, and there was another "ouch". It turned out that they all stepped on my "mine", "Hahahaha ..." I laughed out of breath, and they got up from the ground one by one, clutching their fists and saying, "Women, us! Give us a break! Wait a minute, you just have to do your own thing! " "All right!" I readily agreed. In the morning reading class, I looked around and everyone was covering their heads. Ha, everyone won the "Meeting Color"! However, the "Four Kings" are not happy! Today is really interesting! I really appreciate this April Fool's Day. Supplemented by the respondent on May 24, 200919:10.

(5) The long-awaited Children's Day is coming, and our class will hold a Children's Day Gala to welcome this happy day. The activity time is scheduled for the weekly meeting on Friday afternoon two days before Children's Day. On the afternoon of the activity, the students came to the classroom happily. Under the intense organization and arrangement of teachers and class cadres, the party finally began. The host is Shi Huimin, the monitor, and Wang Sijing, the deputy monitor. The judges are a Chinese teacher, a math teacher and two other students. The host walked on stage with great interest and announced the discipline requirements and rules of the competition in a crisp voice. The next first program is Tian Fengrui and Shi Dong. They sang the popular song "Big City, Little Love" to their heart's content. They sing very enthusiastically and imitate the singer's style really vividly, but their voices are immature and don't match the content of the song. The second program is Shi Yu's cross talk. The title of cross talk is "Laid off". The students laughed at Shi Yu's performance, and the classroom was full of joy. After a burst of laughter, the third program was staged. Bao Wenji plays the cucurbit flute and Tian Yuan performs the dance. They cooperated very tacitly and acted very seriously. How melodious the sound of playing cucurbit silk is, like the sound of a mountain spring hitting a stone, like the singing of birds in a tree, and more like the collision of jade articles. Tian Yuan's dance moves are light and graceful, like willow branches swaying in the breeze under the moon, and like a clear sky. Their performances have brought us endless artistic enjoyment. We also enjoyed the lively group game Rabbit Dance and the Taekwondo performances of Hu Nan and Wang Sijing. How time flies! The activity is almost over. The last play is a sketch carefully prepared by Xue Zhifu and Wu Huating. Their vivid performance attracted our attention. They are worthy of being "future masters". In the prolonged applause, the colorful talent show ended. Finally, Mr. Shi, the head teacher, announced the best programs: the skits performed by Xue Zhifu and Wu Huating, and the cucurbit silk and dance performed by Bao Wenji. We warmly applaud the award-winning students, and wish all the students a happy holiday. We also wish the children in the earthquake-stricken areas in Sichuan a happy holiday, rebuild their homes as soon as possible, return to the beautiful campus, and wish them to grow up in happy and interesting classes like us!