A variety of provocative routines, dialogues, love stories, explosions.

1, what to drink in winter, I don't know how to care for you.

I don't want to sleep for a long night. Let's talk.

3. "I must have eaten too much salt." "Ah?" "Otherwise, how could I have been idle and miss you ~!"

4. "Can you watch your step in the future?" "I have to bump into my heart."

5. "liking you is a very troublesome thing." "But I just like to make trouble."

6. Can you play the guitar? No, then why can you touch my heartstrings?

7. There are chestnuts in winter and mangoes in summer. Do you know what's in the four seasons? Have you.

8. Your eyes are really beautiful. They are only suitable for me.

9. "I have a life suggestion that will benefit you for life!" "What life advice?" "Stay with me all my life."

10, whether to eat barbecue is to test seafood or barbecue, consider you first.

1 1, "You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming." "What shortcomings?" "my shortcomings"

12, can you help me wash things later? ""Sure, what? " "Like me.

13, come here. I want to talk to you one day.

14, where are you now? At home, you are in my heart now.

15, your father must be a thief, stealing the stars in the sky and putting them in your eyes.

All kinds of provocative routine dialogues

1. I ask you why the world is sour and sweet? Why? It's sweet when I look at you, and sour when I miss you.

2. I am a little afraid of you. Afraid you'll steal my heart.

If I hadn't been afraid to scare you, I would have been anxious with you.

I feel that life is short and sweet when I meet you.

5. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? He learns from the scriptures and I marry you.

There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

7. I like you very much. Today is a little more than yesterday, tomorrow is a little more than today.

8. Can you imitate a woodpecker? Think of my face as a tree.

9. Excuse me, classmate, how to do this problem? Sorry, I can't. Oh, you can't. Let me tell you something.

10. Why are you looking for my short girlfriend when you are so tall? In that case, I can kiss you if I want, but you can't kiss me.

1 1. I find you like a person. Who is my future girlfriend?

12. May I ask you the direction? Get there? Into your heart!

13. I like being alone. She must be beautiful. You are too narcissistic.

14. Next time I see you, I must close my eyes immediately. Why do I put you in my eyes and never open them again?

15. Don't let me see you, or I will like you once.

16. Are you home yet? No, without you, no place is home.

17. Kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow in my face.

18. I'll tell you a long story, so I'll make it short. I miss you.

19. The ancient road is sparse, the sun sets, and heartbroken people are waiting for your call!

The question about you is a matter of life and death to me.

2 1. After seeing your name for so long, there will still be a moment when I feel that the world is still.

22. I really want to fight with you, from the head of the bed to the end of the bed

23. I regret knowing you. You made me feel pain when you left me.

24. If I can, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you.

25. If you were a cactus, I would bear all the pain to hug you.

26. I just want to be a person after meeting you. What person? Your people

27. Have you ever seen a heartbeat? Do you know how I feel about you? Heartbeat.

28. Looking at the way you smile, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world.

29. What's the name of the door made of wood? What's the name of the door made of wood and iron? Then our door to happiness is called ourselves.

30. Man: Beauty, do you have a pen? Lend me your phone number Woman: Man: Say, what's your phone number?

3 1. M: Do you have fifty cents? Woman: Yes. Man: I have fifty cents, too. Let's work together.

32. Man: Let's talk about the barmaid: What? M: In love.

33. Your lips are beautiful, suitable for saying you love me and more suitable for kissing me.

34. You have something on your face. What is this? Kind of beautiful.

35. When are you free to marry me when you are busy?

36. Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of something.

37.do you like strawberries? I like it! Then let's plant strawberries!

38. Do you believe in love at first sight? Why don't I pass you by again?

39. Do you smell something burning? Don't! I love your heart is burning!

Do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you like one? If so, do you want to change it? If not, would you mind another one?

4 1. You are getting fat again. It's good that I can like you again.

42. Do you know what kind of person I want to be? Be your person

43. If time goes back, I still hope to catch the warmth of your palm.

44. Hey, can you smile? What are you laughing at? Because I forgot to put sugar in my coffee!

45. I really like it when you hit me. You are as unreasonable as your mother.

Our friendship has come to an end because I want to fall in love with you.

47. Shall we exchange gifts? Yes, yes, yes, from now on, I am yours and you are mine.

Love words that are exploding.

1. Don't be unhappy. I will give you a present. Do you like it? I'll give it to you.

How can I kiss you in the dark without breaking your lamp?

It is not difficult to make another name, because the input method knows you.

For you, it won't change whether it is sunny or rainy.

Give me six dollars. I want to drink yogurt. I want to grow taller and protect you.

You buy me lipstick, and then I'll pay you back a little every day, okay?

7. I think you loved me when you tricked me.

8. You just jumped and scattered little stars all the way to my heart.

9. Do you want me to apologize or repent?

10. You said you wanted to see me wear a skirt. You haven't seen me in a skirt, so you can't leave me.

1 1. The youth I walked with you was once in my life.

12. Let me live in your heart or your bed.

13. If I don't please you, fall in love with me.

14. If someone asks you if I can chase you, then ask me if I can run.

15. When can I sleep and roll over and rub into your arms?

16. I can't tell you, but I like you.

17. I gave you all my little thoughts. Please don't leave me again

18. Sorry to like you without permission.

19. I will not be gentle or coquettish. When I tell you to stay, don't abandon me. I can't talk, so just stay here, okay?

20. I will stay here until you find me. Come on, I want to grow mushrooms.

2 1. I don't think I'm stupid at all, at least I taught myself to like you.

I just like you. You are mine.

23. I am not a simple jealous man, but a lovely jealous man with a ton of explosives tied.

24. Can you not blink when I lie on your eyelashes?

25. I want to enter your body and grow like a mushroom.

26. I can't tell you what your strengths are. Anyway, you are the reason why I don't love others.

27. I have closed one eye, just waiting for you to say good night and close the other.

I don't like you very much.

Imagine that in the future, we should have an old dog. Every night, you walk the dog and I walk you.

30. Why don't you sleep? I miss you, I can't sleep.

3 1. As long as you remember me, I don't mind the whole world forgetting me.

32. All beings suffer. You are a strawberry.

A complete collection of provocative conventional sentences

All kinds of provocative routine sentences 1. I tell you, when I think of you, I will smile at this ugly face. When I am quiet, you emerge from my heart, just like Aphrodite emerges from the waves.

I wish you a happy day and a happy tomorrow.

It's very kind of you. I really love you. It's a pity that I'm not a poet and can't say anything more beautiful!

I have my king, and I am his loyal minister. I am willing to flag and shout for him and die for him.

I give my whole soul to you, along with its quirks, small temper, flickering and 1800 bad habits. Really annoying, only one thing is good. I love you.

6. Do you want to know what my love for you is? I just like you from the bottom of my heart. I think your every move is very kind. You like others more than me, and I am not happy. If you like others, I will cry, but I still like you.

7. I will love you forever if you like. If you don't, I will always miss you. 8. My courage and your courage add up, is it enough to deal with the world? Send our voice to the world, I dare not be alone. With you, I dare.