Humorous sentences are full of laughter and conciseness.

1, I'm in a bad mood, engage in activities, and draw a lucky one to make me scold from morning till night.

I have a crush on a girl, but I always write her name online. Every time the courier calls her, I will say: My wife is out, just give it to me!

3. Research shows that disrupting the order of Chinese characters will not affect reading. For example, you have no pressure to read this article, because I didn't disturb it at all.

4. One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die.

5. I didn't like eating when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short.

If you want to break up with me, I will humbly beg you, don't go, run, hey, run.

7. Going to kindergarten is really annoying! I had to get up so early, but my mother said I wouldn't go, so the director called her and said I wouldn't go, and all the boys in kindergarten cried.

8. Let's not meet again. Shampooing is tiring and expensive.

9. When I was a child, I always felt that sleeping was a waste of time. When I grow up, I find that a good sleep is a luxury.

10, can't read back to professional households.

1 1, life beats me repeatedly, and the meat becomes stiff and elastic.

12, try to get to know those people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more you hate them!

Although we don't like loneliness, we are more afraid of disappointment.

14, they say I can't lose weight until I'm full, which is ridiculous. I can't eat enough at all.

15, he doesn't like thieves, so I gave up half of China's batteries.

16, online dating was cheated for 15 yuan, and I didn't love it anymore.

17, expired members of well-known platforms such as Weibo iqiyi Tencent TV.

18, afraid of trouble to tell people everywhere that I didn't download Pinxi. As a result, more than one person valued me as an unregistered target user in Pinduoduo.

19, I want to be a little rich woman with 10 thousand yuan.

20. When I was a child, I always wrote a sentence at the end: Ah, this is really an unforgettable day. In retrospect, I seem to have forgotten everything!

2 1, in order to avoid domestic violence, I decided not to get married!

22. The future will be very good. Even if life is difficult now, you should believe that all the bad days have passed and the rest are good luck.

23. The secret of staying young is to lie about your age.

24. I am still young and have a lot to do.

25. If I disappear, will you call me, even if it's just to ask, where is Jackson Yi's girlfriend?

Kindness means that I don't eat meat when others are hungry.

27. God gave you a face to pick up girls, but you became gay.

28. I still can't forget you. I think of you when I see the trash can on the roadside.

29. I thought about it later. I won't keep you, others will keep you. Then I won't be reconciled, or I'll delay you.

30. My turnover rate is quite high. I basically look back at good-looking people.