Funny personality talk: Let’s break up for winter vacation homework. I think we are really not suitable.

1. How can you convince your deskmate to watch the teacher for you while you are playing on your mobile phone? Play with your deskmate’s phone!

2. Guan Guanjujiu, in the river island, a fair lady, whats your QQ?

3. Only now do I realize that it is not that Red Wolf will never leave Gray Wolf, but that Gray Wolf has a villa.

4. A man who has had an affair is like money dropped on shit. It would be a pity if you don't pick it up, but it will be disgusting if you pick it up.

5. I would like to find a top student who will stay with me forever, accompany me to self-study, and answer thousands of questions in a day!

6. I want to kill Baidu because it knows too much.

7. A: I hate being in an elevator the most! B: Why? Is the elevator convenient and fast? A: Every time I open the door, I feel like I'm in a microwave.

8. I finally understand why you lick Oreos first, because then no one will compete with you.

9． A quarrel is a quarrel, why are you hiding in the toilet and brushing the toilet to relieve your anger? I don’t know, but I’m using your toothbrush anyway

10. It was noon on the day of hoeing, so studying was really hard. I took a small old book and sat there all morning.

11. Can walnuts caught in the door still nourish the brain?

12. My ex-boyfriend sent me a message asking me to attend his wedding. I calmly replied with three words: I’ll go next time.

13. When others praise me, I worry, worrying that others do not praise me enough.

14. I originally wanted to be a blockbuster in this exam, but when I saw the test paper that was handed out, I decided to hide my strength again.

15． Don't talk with your lungs, it's all nonsense.

16. There are only two steps to make a girl crazy: first, take a picture of her. The second step is not to let her see the photos.

17. Beauty is in the eye of a lover, and beauty is in the eye of an enemy.

18. Junior sister, I would like to advise you not to fall in love with your seniors. They are all leftovers from seniors’ fun.

19. When I become stronger, I will definitely sweep away all the snacks in the supermarket.

20. In life, you should be like Conan, with the domineering attitude to let others die wherever you go.

QQ talk about winter vacation homework

1. The winter vacation homework is that you write for a month, and the teacher writes a review.

2. When dating Mr. Winter Holiday, there will always be a mistress named Winter Holiday Homework.

3. Your winter vacation balance is insufficient, please go to the school affairs office to renew.

4． Use one sentence to describe our winter vacation: we passed the first grade of junior high school, but we couldn’t pass the fifteenth grade.

5. They asked me if it was true that smoking was harmful to health on the cigarette pack. I answered them decisively, it was like a happy winter vacation on our winter vacation homework.

6. The winter vacation only lasts for 20 days. These days, it takes 33 days to even fall in love.

7. My Nokia is broken. How is it possible? I accidentally put it under my winter vacation homework.

8. This winter vacation has exceeded the temperature of summer vacation, but it cannot last as long as summer vacation.

9. I originally had the urge to finish my winter vacation homework in one go, but fortunately I have strong self-control.

10. Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation? Thermal expansion and contraction! So why do you have as much homework during winter vacation as during summer vacation? The quality remains unchanged!

11. Teacher, I’ve been saving my homework for the whole winter vacation, and I’m feeling emotional. Why don’t we just hand it in?

12. Homework mistress, please respect yourself, I am a person who has a winter vacation.

13. What kind of person do you think homework is? He is a person who specializes in ruining other people’s winter holidays!

14. I am really a carefree person. As soon as the summer vacation left, I was thinking about the winter vacation.

15. My winter vacation homework is like a concubine vying for favor, and I can't wait to sleep with him. But since the winter vacation, I have been diligent and caring for the people, caring about Tudou and Tencent, and I have not even stepped into the harem.

16. Wow, it’s snowing! No, it was God tearing up his winter vacation homework.

17. My favorite winter vacation and my most hated school gave birth to a baby, named Homework, and I have to raise it, alas~

18. Did you enjoy your winter vacation? There is only pleasure but no joy!

19. These days, I don’t have dozens of papers and seven or eight winter vacation assignments in my hand, and I’m embarrassed to tell people that school is on vacation.

20. I broke up with Winter Vacation, all because of that bitch at the beginning of school.

21. I made an appointment with my classmates to watch the Spring Festival Gala on New Year’s Eve and burn my winter vacation homework to keep warm.

22. Homework is a breathing pain that lives in all corners of the winter vacation.

23. Mr. Zuoye, I blame you. I have never been alone with Mr. Winter Holiday, and now Mr. Winter Holiday has broken up with me!

24. I'm sorry during the winter vacation, but my mother asked me to marry the school.

25. School starts tomorrow, and those students who haven’t done their winter vacation homework yet will definitely achieve great things, because they are calmer than ordinary people, calm in the face of danger, and calm as water!

26. Winter vacation is my beauty, summer vacation is my beauty, why are you the light bulb between us?

27. New Year's Day is over, and it's time to get ready for the winter vacation.

28. Summer vacation is over, what does it mean? School is about to start, wrong, it means the winter vacation is coming

29. I want to raise a bunch of minions to help me with my winter vacation homework.

30． Before Mr. Winter Vacation passed away, he held my hand tightly and said in a low, slow and hoarse voice: Yes, yes, ahem, there will be a summer vacation to love you for me. Talk about winter vacation. Talk about lots of homework during winter vacation

1. I learned to swear, learn to fall in love early, learn to compare, learn to be rebellious, and learn to copy homework. Do you know where it is? It's at school.

2. When I wake up during the holidays, it does not mean that I am awake; when I am at school, it does not mean that I am awake.

3. For us, vacation means doing homework in a different place.

4. Before Mr. Winter Vacation passed away, he held my hand tightly and said in a low, slow and hoarse voice: "Yes, yes, ahem, there will be a summer vacation to love you for me."

5. When I was working hard on my homework, I really wanted to pinch my head teacher to death.

6. Sorry, homework is too late. We are not suitable, and the only one I love is him - Mr. Winter Holiday.

7. According to China’s holiday principle, what is owed must be paid back!

8. After a month of winter vacation, I copied my homework for a day. The teacher glanced at it and I knelt down in the exam.

9. You always say that the winter vacation is far away, but half of it has passed in the blink of an eye.

10. "Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation?" "It expands with heat and shrinks with cold." "Then why do you have the same amount of homework?" "Because the quality remains the same."

11. Ugly people have finished their winter vacation homework, but handsome people have already seen through everything. If you are ugly, you write first, and if I am handsome, I can do whatever I want.

12. I found out after the holiday that only those who love you will keep in touch with you.

13. Let’s break up for homework. I feel like we are not suitable.

14. I can’t finish my homework, and the teacher blows me off again.

15. Shouldn’t you be worried about your winter vacation homework now?

16. Some teachers are really happy. When I copy homework, she says why am I copying other people’s homework? It’s better to have nothing. I handed in my homework empty, but she said I handed it in empty.

17. The meaning of a holiday is a morning when you can’t afford it, a late night when you can’t sleep, and a day when you can’t go out.

18. "Describe your winter vacation in one sentence." "You can't pass the fifteenth day after the first grade of junior high school!"

19. "Why is the winter vacation shorter than the summer vacation?" "Hot" "It expands and shrinks." "Then why is there the same amount of homework?" "Because the quality remains the same."

20. "Have you had a happy winter vacation?"

21. In current holidays, summer vacation is the same as winter vacation, winter vacation is the same as National Day, National Day is the same as May Day, May Day is the same as weekends, and weekends are the same as not. In summary, Taking a vacation is like farting.

22. When dating Mr. Winter Vacation, there will always be a mistress called Winter Vacation Homework.

23. "If that winter vacation homework is destined to be sold as garbage" "Then why don't I exercise my rights early"

24. Toss a coin: if it's heads, go online. Go to bed when you wake up, and do your homework when you stand up.

25. If you have a fever during holidays, you will insist on surfing the Internet. If you sneeze during class, you will think it is late-stage cancer.

26. Homework mistress, please respect yourself, I am a person who has a winter vacation.

27. When you see a round meat ball entering the classroom at the beginning of school, please don’t be surprised, because that is me who was full during the winter vacation.

28. There used to be a group of people who took a vacation together, but now these people have different vacation times.

29. “I feel as light as before the vacation”, “talking in human language”, “didn’t do my homework”

30. When I was studying, I felt that I was not very good at studying, but after the vacation I found out It turns out that I’m not very good at playing. Some emotional phrases about winter vacation homework

1. Some teachers are really happy. When I copy homework, she says, why do I copy other people’s homework? I might as well leave it empty. I hand it in empty, but she says I’m empty. I still handed it in

2. The teacher is not cool or helpful at all, and he assigns so many homework.

3. When dating Mr. Winter Vacation, there will always be a mistress named Mr. Han Xiazuo.

4. Sorry, Mr. Homework. We are not suitable, I only love him during the winter vacation.

5. Copy homework, and occasionally need to cut corners

6. When I buried my head and worked hard on my homework, I really wanted to pinch the head teacher to death.

7. Our challenge today is to chew Xuanmai chewing gum and write homework at the same time. After a while, there are so many homeworks that we can’t stop.

8. Shouldn’t you be worried about your winter vacation homework now? ! ! !

9. Let’s break up about homework. I feel like we are not suitable.

10. The homework is endless and the teacher blows it off again.

11. I learned to swear, learn to fall in love early, learn to compare, learn to be rebellious, and learn to copy homework. Do you know where it is? It's at school.

12. Teacher, I don’t want to do my homework. That’s not cool at all.

13. Every time I do my homework, I automatically skip a question I don’t know, but this jump is like chewing Xuanmai, and I can’t stop at all.

14. Homework mistress, please respect yourself, I am a person who has winter vacation

15. Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation? Thermal expansion and contraction. So why do we have the same amount of homework? Because the quality remains unchanged.

16. Ancestor, I will burn some homework for you. Please help me with the questions. If you have any questions, call our teacher over to ask.

17. Date with Xiansen during the winter vacation.

18. I originally had the urge to finish my winter vacation homework in one go, but fortunately I have strong self-control

10 9. What kind of person do you think I am? He is a person who ruins other people’s winter vacation!

20. Toss a coin: If it’s heads, go online, if it’s tails, go to bed, and if it’s up, go do your homework.

21. When winter vacation comes, all I have to do is wait for a mountain of homework.

22. In fact, I don’t want to have a blind date with my homework, it’s all forced by the teacher!

23. These days, no one will believe you are a student if you don’t fall in love early, don’t be mean, don’t cheat, don’t be rebellious, don’t copy your homework, and don’t play with your mobile phone.

24. The homework is about to come to the fire. You just got into the fire. Can't you find a bigger fire? How can you burn all the homework?