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In a short sentence, I asked my husband to drink less.

1. Drink less 1, intoxicating is nothing more than spending * * * wine, whether flowers are beauty wine or sorrow.

2, half a catty of improper wine, one catty of wall support, half a catty of walking, I am not leaving.

3. Pretend to be indifferent and make yourself look numb with the help of the paralyzing effect of alcohol.

But since the water is still flowing, even though we cut it with a sword, sadness will come back, even though we drown them with wine.

5. Wine is a spiritual sustenance of people. Some people drink when they are happy, which is euphemistically called "drinking to entertain", but the result is often that they can't entertain, but they are defeated and have an accident, even losing their lives; Some people drink when they are in pain, saying that it is "to drown their sorrows by drinking", and in the end, "to drown their sorrows by drinking is even more worrying". Wine is a kind of "monster", which can make people fascinated and possessed. Can make people stronger, but also can make people depressed and degenerate. Drinking has both advantages and disadvantages. The key is to grasp the quantity, which is difficult for ordinary people to grasp well. If it is not good, they will drink too many bad things.

6. I really long for a happy drunkenness. I want to vomit, spit out my inner feelings and unhappiness, and spit out my own heart. It is best to let people in the distant horizon know: "I am very tired, I hope you can forgive me by leaps and bounds." But you, full of personality, can't give me this chance. Friends are doomed to disappear in friction, and friends are doomed to leave in misunderstanding. I can only talk to wine alone and tell you about my respect for you!

7. I am drunk. Tears come before wine. The night is deep, the lights are gone, the lights disappear between the lights, but I lean on the pillow and chat to sleep. This endless loneliness really makes the taste of loneliness similar. Worry is endless, and the distance is like spring water.

When will there be a bright moon? I take my glass from a distance. I don't know the palace in the sky, and I don't know the month and time. I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid of beautiful buildings. I can't stand the cold at the top of the mountain. I dance to find out what shadows are like on the earth.

9. When the wine enters the throat, there is a broken voice, as if singing in despair.

10, I drank several cups in a row and squinted. I was really drunk and comfortable! In my mind, it is a movie-like interpretation of Song Wu's drunken beating of Jiang Menshen, Jingyang Gang's drinking of 18 bowls before fighting tigers, Guan Yunchang's warm wine chopping Huarong Road, and Li Bai's drinking poems. ...

1 1. Every time we meet, two people hiding the same little secret push a cup for a change across the sea of people, and smile at each other. How warm. We will talk about trivial days, we will be drunk by others, and we will drink others with a tacit smile.

12, women who drink know how to cherish, and women who drink know how to understand. Women who drink know how to give up. Women who drink will express their feelings with wine, dare to love and hate, and women who drink will interpret their lives with wine, and dare to do it.

13. When you are tired, connect your heart and stay with you forever. Now parting is just around the corner, blurring your eyes and mine. The breadth of heaven and earth, I would like to be close as neighbors, wave my hand and enjoy a better life from now on.

14, drunk, I refuse to accept anyone, just hold the wall.

15, women drink, which is a kind of taste. Just as people like to taste tea in middle age, we no longer like the fierceness and confusion of white wine, and our hearts as quiet as white silk are shining more and more under the warmth of red wine. I don't need to call my friends, let alone get confused. Occasionally, I will sit alone in the coffee shop, bask in the autumn sun and quietly drink half a glass of red wine. Quietly turn the wine in the goblet into a graceful woman in a purple skirt, and then turn it into peace. Looking at the rippling bubbles, I began to sort out my work, life and emotions and reflect on my behavior ... The rest of my thoughts made my impetuous heart gradually reveal its original texture. Red wine is not only beautiful, but also nourishing!

16, I know that there are thousands of glasses missing, so I can drink as much as I can, and I can't run away.

17, wine is like a woman, and there are gains and losses in life. A successful woman can be intertwined and never let a man go all her life. A frustrated woman, in tears, raised her glass and was drunk alone.

18, wine reminds me of you, but you forget me.

19, wine field life, life wine field, boring or laughing. A table of wine deduces a society; A glass of wine, Lang Lang Gan Kun.

20. Wine is a catalyst for inspiration and emotion. It is said that this person wants to drink to the moon, and there are hundreds of drinking poems.

2. Humorous words advise her husband to drink less. Chinese New Year, eat a big meal, drink less and eat more vegetables. If you can't reach it, stand up. Someone respects you, plays tricks, can't eat, and return it!

Wife: "You seldom drink at work, so why do you drink so much at home?" Husband: "I heard that wine can be courageous, otherwise, I will be scared to death by you!" " "

On holidays, my wife told me to drink less and eat more vegetables. Put the money won in mahjong in your pocket and don't take it home; If you don't listen to advice and continue to study badly, I'll find another husband to make you angry.

Drink less, eat more, and stand up if you can't reach it; Talk less and talk more. Laugh away from right and wrong; Less money is more affordable, just come back early and feel refreshed! It is better to earn more and spend less!

Dear Dad: Pay attention to your health, smoke less and drink less. Your health is my greatest happiness! Dad, wait for me!

When the wife goes out, she has an explanation. When she goes out to drink, she follows the trend: drink less and eat more vegetables, which is out of reach. She stood up, was respected, played tricks, couldn't eat, and brought it back.

Dad: This is my message. Drink less when eating. Advertising words: "Do you want to do it or liver?" I wish you a happy Labor Day.

3. What are some sentences about drinking less? 1. As long as you have a good relationship, you can drink as much as you want.

As long as the feelings are in place, you will be intoxicated if you don't drink.

As long as there is affection, everything you drink is wine.

4. Shallow feelings, even if you drink a big bowl; Feelings are deep, even if you lick them.

5. In order not to hurt my feelings, I drink; I want to drink a little so as not to harm my health.

Poems about wine:

1. Sing a song about wine, the geometry of life.

2. Excuse me, where is the restaurant? The shepherd boy points to Xinghua Village.

3. Wine luminous cup, if you want to drink pipa, hurry immediately.

4. A new word and a glass of wine. The weather was bad last year.

5. Where will you wake up tonight? There is a breeze and a waning moon on the bank of Yangliu.

6. Every bosom friend has a thousand glasses of wine.

Songlines

Calling for Song one after another, how many days do we have?

For example, morning dew is much more difficult to go to Japan.

Be generous, and your troubles will be unforgettable.

Du Kang is the only one who can solve the problem.

Qingqing is your collar, YY is my miss.

But for your sake, I've thought it over.

A herd of deer, yo, ate mugwort in Ye Yuan.

I have a group of good guests, playing the piano and playing the piano.

As clear as the bright moon, when can I forget it?

The troubles come from this and cannot be cut off.

The weirder, the more useless.

Talk about the banquet and miss the old grace.

There are few stars on the moon, and blackbirds fly south.

Turn around the tree three times, what branches can you rely on?

The mountain is never too high, and the sea is never too deep.

The duke of Zhou vomited, and the world returned to the heart.