Humorous jokes of dregs

Lead: Humor is the performance of excess intelligence, and jokes are its perfect performance. Below I will sort out the humorous jokes of the scum for everyone, hoping to help everyone. Welcome to read!

The humorous joke of Xue Zhu is 1, and two boys are chatting at the front table. Dude, a girl called me a man show. Do you think she is right?

? No, aren't you bored?

2. There are autumn tigers in autumn, and spring is chilly. Sleeping in a cage makes people die, but the holiday is so simple!

3. A fruit seller shouted at the university gate: selling strawberries, one yuan a catty, two yuan three catties, three yuan four catties, four yuan five catties!

I see many college students buy four yuan and five Jin. Hey, math is taught by the PE teacher?

4. I bought cold rice noodles at one time and went for a walk in another dormitory. I came back to find my roommate eating my cold rice noodles.

He saw me, looked up and said, why don't you come back? My cold noodles are cold. . . Sister Ni, that's a good reason! ! !

5. Farting in self-study tonight, a senior next to me teased me and said: Hiccup lost?

Senior connection: I am so sad! !

Let's start the discussion. Is it a sigh of food? Is it the moan of chrysanthemum? Lost in the intestines. Hiccup? Is it a refusal of mouth or a refusal of intestine?

6. I took an orange to school today and put it on the table to eat later. As a result, my deskmate naturally picked it up and peeled it, and said to me, which one do you think is thicker than this? !

Shit, nobody is thicker than you!

7. Homework is lying on my bed with charming lips. Officer, it's been a month. Why don't you come and touch someone else? ?

This homework is not the kui is a beauty, her voice trembled slightly. Finally, the voice rose three times, tickling people like feathers.

I slapped it in the face: I will let you know my strength in the last three days! ?

8. A rich second generation took the college entrance examination and deliberately wore a suit? Nike? Sitting in a suit and tie? Jetta? The car came to the examination room.

The classmate asked him why he was so equipped, and the rich second generation replied:? Wear? Nike? For more? Red hook? . ?

The classmate asked again:? Sitting? Jetta? Where is the car?

Rich second generation: take it? Is everyone happy? The meaning of white! ?

Classmate:? Don't you have an Audi at home? Why not throw it out?

Rich second generation: Do you want me to get four zero eggs in the college entrance examination?

9, a student can't finish the exam, so when writing, I wrote a poem in the composition:

I grew up playing and didn't like books. I have been a pig for ten years.

The teacher who gave the question was really strange, and the topic was abnormal;

The invigilator is also ugly, looking like 290;

Finally, I wish the reviewer brilliant, you are the best;

10、? Let's finish our homework. ? -heart thumped, probably is the so-called. . . Farewell.

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