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Humorous sentences about sleeping in bed on such a cold day (58 selected sentences)

1, it's cold, take care of yourself and put on more clothes!

2, the north wind blows, the autumn wind is cool, get up at six in the morning, and feel cold when you go out.

3, if the day is sentimental, if the day is old, it is better to wear long pants.

Please remember that I am a cold person and don't be confused by my constant madness.

You lost your way home in the smog in the north, and I forgot to wear long pants in the rainy weather in the south.

Don't tell me it's too cold, put on more clothes and take care of yourself. If you care about me, buy me clothes!

7. Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was so cold that I was unconscious.

8. When it is cold, take an extra coat. Remember to bring an umbrella when it rains, and buy a cup of hot milk tea when your hands are cold. Don't treat yourself badly.

9. My body is so cold. Can you give me a hug?

10, winter, going or not? Spring, will you come? Where are you two dating? Reluctant to leave, hot and cold.

1 1, I am not cold, but my hands are cold.

12 Please don't worry. Of course, winter is not only cold and lonely, but also hot meatballs in hot pot, steaming Guandong cooking, thick plush pajamas, warm quilts, and memories of winter are steaming.

13, it's so cold, you must take care of yourself, don't freeze! As the saying goes, people freeze their legs and pigs freeze their mouths. I've put on my pants, so buy a mask quickly!

14, maybe it's cold and my heart is cold, so I won't contact you.

15, a little warm one day will die of cold one day.

16, in winter, take care of yourself, wear thick clothes, look fat, and let others slap you.

17, it's so cold today, it's freezing to death, and the warm sweater needs finishing again.

18, the weather is cold, and the heart blown by the wind is also cold.

19, don't freeze yourself when it's cold, just warm your heart with someone who can't warm you.

20, silently crying, it is really uncomfortable not to wear long pants.

2 1, the temperature has dropped, the weather is cold, and I miss you more deeply.

22, cold air, suddenly came, suddenly cold, in a bad mood.

23. It's cold, so taking a bath is something you can't stop once you start.

24. It's so cold in winter. The babies are frozen stiff and need to be warmed as soon as possible.

25. Time can dilute scars, but it can't destroy the friendship of friends; Busy can forget troubles, but we can't forget our friendship. Spring goes to summer, autumn goes to winter and solstice. It's cold. Remember to add clothes and take care of yourself!

26. You are passionate over there, and I am frozen into a dog here.

27. If you can't find someone, buy long sleeves.

Freezing to death in winter is a fair death, but freezing to death in summer is not enough!

29. It's very cold recently. I want to apply to join your bed.

30. Find someone to keep warm, but as single dog, how can you keep warm?

3 1, there is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that * * * thinks you are cold.

32. The weather is very cold. I wanted to buy a down jacket, but it cost more than 1000. Then I want to buy some cold medicine, which is only tens of dollars. Well, it is better to buy cold medicine.

It's cold, so keep warm. May your world be warm forever.

Fool, it's cold. Put on more clothes and don't get sick, or the fool will feel distressed.

35. The moon says that missing is the most tiring, and friendship says that it doesn't matter if we meet less, as long as we remember. It's cold, take care of yourself.

It rained for more than a month, and it was very cold. Should have worn short sleeves, long sleeves or flustered.

37, can't start learning mode, because it's too cold, lazy, stuck.

38. Wear more clothes when it is cold. You should hold this object tightly.

39. It's winter. I should go shopping when I open the closet. When I opened my wallet, I was young and not cold.

40. Once, I had a pair of autumn trousers in front of me. I didn't cherish them. Now I regret it. If God gives me another chance to wear them, I will wear them. If I have to add a deadline, I hope it will be a winter!

4 1, it's so cold today, do you want a loving hug?

42. May cold air refrigerate your troubles and make happiness last forever.

43. Friends are like fire, and winter brings you warmth.

44, this day is cold, shivering, shaking is healthier!

45, hot day, this cold wind, a bit biting!

46. I warm you with sincere greetings.

47. It's so cold that my heart is cold. Maybe this is the right season for me.

I wish you love, no matter how cold or warm.

49. It's so cold. I have no beautiful clothes to wear.

50, wrapped in winter, can better appreciate the warmth of a bowl of clay pot rice. The existence of cold may help you find something warmer.

5 1, whoever wants to buy me small fur, I will consider running with whom.

52, ask what the sky is clear, just ask people to add a pair of autumn pants.

53. I like cool weather, warm bed, and contact temperature between people at this time.

54. The cold wind is rustling, the temperature drops, and adequate sleep is good for health.

It's cold, only my mother reminds me to wear long pants.

56. There is a yearning for taking care of yourself.

57. Friend, it's getting cold. Keep warm, be healthy and happy!

58. Winter has come, but you haven't.