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"Chewing cigarettes" reveals the secrets and counts the top ten ancient wine bureaus that have influenced the history of China.
No.1 among the top ten wine bureaus: Drunken Gold Branch
Drunken gold is a typical example of "drinking makes people brave". The wine bureau related to drunkenness is actually a family banquet. It tells the story of Ai Guo, the son of Guo Ziyi, a famous Tang Dynasty, who beat his wife and became a princess after a family dinner. Let's say that after Princess Shengping married Guo, she didn't change Jinyu's old style. She is always angry with her husband and in-laws. Generally speaking, in traditional China society, when a daughter-in-law meets her in-laws, she will give a big gift, but the princess is the daughter and monarch of the emperor. Although her in-laws are elders and ministers, Guo Ziyi and his wife will kneel to the princess in turn.
Guo was not satisfied with this. Her in-laws bowed to the princess, so are they two generations short? In front of the bossy princess, he expects nothing. On this day, Guo was very unhappy and had a few drinks at the family dinner. Immediately asked Princess Shengping to observe female etiquette and kneel to Guo Ziyi and his wife. As a result, Princess Shengping flatly refused and was reprimanded in person. At this time, this wine is a brave medicine, and this wine is forgetful water. Guo Wen, who was drunk, dragged the princess back to her bedroom and punched her face full of peach blossoms with her old fist. This is unusual. The princess immediately returned to her palace and went to her father to cry for the emperor. Guo Ziyi soon tied up his son and sent him to the palace to confess. Finally, under the mediation of the emperor and Guo Ziyi, the young couple made up.
this Guo has warmed all the henpecked men in the world. As the saying goes, young couples quarrel without holding grudges. Although this kind of family dispute is noisy, it turns out that everyone is happy. Since then, the relationship between Ai Guo and Princess Shengping has deepened a lot. They work together every day. Since then, Princess Shengping has become very virtuous, and many stories praised by the world have been handed down. Think about it carefully, if it weren't for somebody else's wine bureau and Lao Quan, how could there be such a happy ending? We must resolutely oppose domestic violence, but sometimes we have to admit the educational role of fists. Therefore, it is suggested that if there is a lion's roar at home, you might as well take your wife to Lao She Teahouse to watch the Peking Opera Drunk and Beat the Golden Branch. Of course, don't forget to weigh a bottle of Erguotou.
Nine of Ten Wine Bureaus: Drunken
Drunken princess is publicly promoted as one of the four traditional beauties in China. In this restaurant, Yang Guifei was drunk in the arms of a beautiful woman. When she was drunk, she behaved well in front of eunuchs and maids. It is the only beauty wine bureau among the top ten wine bureaus, and it is also the only wine bureau featuring women, which is indispensable.
this night, there was a cool breeze in the palace and the moon was in the sky. Tang Xuanzong and Yang Guifei originally agreed to enjoy flowers and drink at Baihua Pavilion, but Tang Xuanzong didn't keep the appointment, but moved to the West Palace to spend a good night with Mei Fei. When is the beautiful scenery? Although the scenery is breathtaking, Yang Guifei still has to drink the flowers before and after alone. After drinking for a while, she was drunk unconsciously. Drinking and dancing, while chanting "Erlang, you wasted a gentleman's life, you didn't keep your promise", all kinds of spring lovers are hard to extricate themselves at this time and immediately get drunk. At that time, Chun Qing was not self-sufficient, but she got carried away. Facing Gao Lishi and other eunuchs and ladies-in-waiting, Yang Guifei frequently made various courtship and obscene moves, and she felt very tired before returning to the palace.
is a famous Beijing opera. It is said that the earliest version of "Playing the Golden Branch" is Kunqu Opera. In the original book, Yang Guifei was drunk and admired her love for spring. She gently took off her clothes, and spring blossomed. Of course, Gao Lishi people don't understand this kind of amorous feelings, but it doesn't hurt people. Later, Comrade Mei Lanfang personally filmed this work, decontaminated it with thunder, and cut off all the content unsuitable for children. As a result, Drunkenness of the Imperial Lady has changed from the original third-class film to a TV series that children over eight can watch today.
eighth place in the top ten wine bureaus: Du Kang was drunk by Liu Ling.
Like Yang Guifei, Liu Ling of the Western Jin Dynasty often lost his temper after drinking. But unlike Yang Guifei, Liu Ling's drunken gaffes are not drunken gaffes, but deliberately show her elegance and uniqueness. After getting drunk, Liu Ling likes streaking in the street, claiming that the sky is her clothes and the ground is her bed. He was a celebrity at that time. His fame is so great that his every move attracts many people's attention. Instead of accusing him of his unconventional behavior, people praised his romantic behavior, which is a manifestation of "frankness", "cleverness" and "individuality"
Seventh place in the Tenth Wine Bureau: Xinting Society in the Eastern Jin Dynasty
In the last years of the Western Jin Dynasty, after the rebellion of the Eight Kings in the Central Plains and the disaster in Yongjia, a large area of land in northern China fell into Hu's hands. Intellectuals in the north moved their families south, and 67% of them crossed the river, which is called "clothes with water" in history.
Scholars from the north have lived in the south for a period of time, but they often worry about their motherland. Whenever they are free, they will hold a banquet in the new pavilion by the Yangtze River outside the city. Celebrity week? Sigh: "Different scenery, different rivers." Everyone here feels that the Central Plains has fallen into the hands of barbarians. At that time, without the hope of home and country, they shed tears. The popular Wang Dao immediately changed his face and said sharply, "You and the royal family joined hands to conquer China. Why do you want to be a prisoner of Chu? " Hearing Wang Dao say this, they were very ashamed and cheered at once.
The river difference here refers to the difference between the Yangtze River and the Luohe River. At that time, on the banks of the Luoshui River, celebrities' clubs regularly gathered for cocktail parties, spoke freely, and returned with joy, forming an extremely elegant tradition. At this time, people can't help crying when they think of this grand occasion. Wang Dao dispelled the negative emotions of northern intellectuals in time. This is a very famous new exhibition hall in history. The wonders, new pavilions and rivers that often appear in the poems and songs about the country's demise in later generations all come from this new pavilion.
The reception of the new museum is of extraordinary significance to the establishment of the Eastern Jin regime. Northern scholars were an important force in the formation of Si Marui regime in the Eastern Jin Dynasty. At this reception, Wang Dao dispelled the depression and decadence of the literati. Later, with the joint efforts of various schools of thought, the Eastern Jin regime was quickly established from scratch. Wang Dao's name is also called "Jiang Zuo's own Guan Yi Wu".
the sixth largest wine bureau: the right to release soldiers in the Northern Song Dynasty
Soldiers' right to abstain from drinking is a famous wine bureau and an important event in history. It is said that Zhao Kuangyin, the first emperor of the Song Dynasty, became the emperor today after the mutiny in Chen Qiao. Zhao Kuangyin has been very nervous since he sat in the dragon chair. He is very worried that history will repeat this scene. If his subordinates follow his example and bring heavy troops, their own country will change hands.
Zhao Kuangyin wants to relieve some generals of their military power. So in 961 AD, a wine bureau was set up to invite Shi Shouxin, Wang Shenqi and other imperial generals to drink. At the banquet, primary and middle school students in Zhao Kuangyin kept sighing like lovelorn people. Only after asking did I know that the emperor was worried that they would rebel in the future. They had to retire and go home to enjoy their old age and save more money to save their children and grandchildren, and their military strength was completely lifted. In 1969, our special envoy Wang Yanchao was invited to hold a banquet to cancel their military rights in the buffer zone. This also opened the national system that valued literature over martial arts for hundreds of years in the Song Dynasty. Since then, Song Taizu's method has been adopted by his younger generation. The commander-in-chief of the three armed forces is often a civilian, and soldiers are not as good as literati. This practice is mainly to prevent mutiny, but in this way, soldiers don't know how to fight. Those who can mobilize troops cannot directly lead troops, and those who can directly lead troops cannot mobilize troops. Although the military coup was successfully prevented, the combat capability of the army was greatly weakened. As a result, the Song Dynasty was defeated in the war with Liao, Jin and Xixia.
in ancient times, the law of the jungle was always effective, and the fist was the last word. The performance of the Song Dynasty in this respect provided a very peculiar example or negative textbook for history. When it comes to political stability and economic prosperity, Song Dynasty is far superior to Qin and Han Dynasties, and even superior to the prosperous Tang Dynasty. However, the military strength of the Song Dynasty was not pleasing, and it was often defeated by Liao, Xixia, Jin and Mongolia, which started from the slave society. This disparity between the rich and the poor eventually led to the demise of the Song Dynasty. It can be seen that if the right to subsistence is not guaranteed, everything will be in vain. All these consequences began with Zhao Kuangyin's right to make soldiers stop drinking. Therefore, although this wine bureau has great political influence, in Lu's eyes, because of the negative impact, it can't enter the top five anyway.
Fifth place in the 1th National Wine Bureau: Ganlong Banquet
It started in Kangxi and flourished in Qianlong's chivalrous journey. It was the largest royal banquet in Qing Dynasty, with the largest number of banquets and far greater influence than the current Spring Festival. According to the custom of the Qing court, a banquet was held every 5 years. In 1722, Emperor Kangxi hosted a banquet for 2417 people over 7 years old in Yangchun Garden. Later, Yongzheng and Qianlong held a similar "Thousand Banquets"
for fifty years, and the world was peaceful and rich. On the day of Tomb-Sweeping Day, Emperor Qianlong held a funeral for thousands of people in Gan Qing Palace to show his imperial demeanor. The previous party was really empty. About 3 elderly people were invited, including members of the royal family, former ministers and some elderly people who came to Beijing from the private sector. Many old people here are Confucian scholars. They recited poems and sentences in public and chose hundreds of bright sentences, which were recorded by historians. Emperor Long personally poured wine for the birthday girl who was over 9 years old. At that time, he was the oldest old man, and it was said that he was 141 years old. At that time, Gan Long and Ji Xiaolan also made an elderly couple. "The flowers are blooming again, plus 37 years; Ancient and rare, there is also a spring and autumn. " According to the meaning of Shanglian, both Jia are 12 years old and 3721 years old, which is exactly 141 years old. The low league is an ancient and rare celebration. Two are seventy years old, and one is only 141 years old. This is absolute.
The royal style and folk style of this wine shop are quite different. Not only is there a free Manchu banquet carefully prepared by the chef, but all royal tributes are also free. At this 5-year banquet, the old people ate in a hurry and said, "Thank you for the good policy of the imperial court." It is said that many old people fainted, very happy, full of food and drink. At that time, the literati called this huge wine bureau "an unprecedented move."
the fourth of the top ten wine bureaus: Three Kingdoms Jiangdong Qunying Club
Do you still remember the article in the middle school textbook: "Cao Cao in Sanjiangkou is a soldier, and Jianggan hero is a recruit"?
Zhou Yu was talking to someone in his account when he reported that Jiang Gan had arrived. Order people to act according to the plan at once. Jiang Gan dressed up like a real master. "He came happily with a child from Tsing Yi." When I met Jiang Gan, he asked me, "Is Gong Jin safe?" This sentence is not only a greeting, but also an old relationship between Jiang Gan and Zhou Yu. Zhou Yu said bluntly, "Ziyi has worked hard. Is it to be a lobbyist for Cao Cao? " Jiang Gan immediately pretended to be "stunned" and said, "You and I have been apart for so long. I'm here to chase you. How can I be a lobbyist? " Zhou Yu said with a smile: "Although it is not as smart as Shi Kuang, you can know its elegance by listening to string songs." Jiang Gan pretended to be angry and said, "If you treat your old friend like this, I'll leave!" Jiang Gan said to himself, "When I was an old classmate, if you were like me, he would pretend to be very individual and turn around and leave. Zhou Yu stopped him.
After that, Zhou Yu held a grand banquet, during which it was forbidden to talk about Cao Cao and Wu Dong's army. Zhou _ Xi said: "I have never been drunk since I led the army;" It is undoubtedly jealousy to meet an old friend today. I should get drunk. " Talking and laughing, drinking. The seats are staggered. Later, Zhou Yuling Jiang Gan visited the camp of Wu, an elite army. Zhou Yu pretended to be drunk and said with a smile, "I wanted Zhou Yu to study with Zhang Ziyi, but I didn't expect it to be today." Jiang Gan said: "It is no exaggeration to be a talent." Yu took Jiang Gan by the hand and said, "People are alive and have the feeling of being a monarch and a minister, and they are flesh and blood. His words must be observed, and so must his plan. If Qin, Zhang Yi and Lu Jiahe come back, their mouths are like a river and their tongues are like a sword. Ann can touch my heart! " Laugh. Jiang Gan looks dirty. In the evening, after drinking wine and lighting candles, Zhou Yu wrote a song with a sword: "My husband was famous all his life; Advantages, name, comfort, life. Comfortable life Xi I will get drunk; I will be drunk and crazy! " Take a break. The room was filled with laughter.
Now, Jiang Gan is coaxed by his old classmates and stimulated by his success, but he dare not talk about lobbying Zhou Yu to surrender to Cao Cao. At this time, he suddenly became anxious and blamed himself for saying so much in front of Cao. Now he needs an explanation when he goes back. Don't worry too much, it will always pay off. So he lost his sword, and at night he eavesdropped and stole books. Later, Cao Cao was really caught and beheaded Cai Mao and Zhang, the leaders of the water army.
After all, Jiang Gan originally wanted to drag his old classmates into the water. He wants to stand on the shoulders of his old classmates and get promoted under Cao Cao. On the other hand, he didn't expect his old classmate Zhou Yu to stand up for himself. There is also a saying in the shopping mall, "Set an example for a chicken". You always talk about your old classmates and elders. Well, after years of love, I can't say anything today that won't ruin you. As a result, a person's persuasion is ineffective, and he wants to steal the enemy's secrets with small moves. The other one is playing, and you are in the jar. In this Battle of Red Cliffs, Jiang Gan also made great contributions to Wu Dong.
Jiang Gan, who looked a bit like a saint at first, later played the role of putting a white plaster on his nose in the play, and he became a mouse. All this is caused by his old classmates. On the other hand, his old classmate Zhou Yu showed extraordinary boldness, grace and originality in the wine game. This time, the heroes will join the wine bureau, which will become a masterpiece through the ages.
runner-up in the top ten wine bureaus: the hero of plum wine cooking
Talking about the hero in plum wine cooking is one of the most exciting contents in Drunk Imperial Lady. This double dragon meeting with Cao Cao and Liu Bei is naturally enough to rank among the top ten wine bureaus in ancient times.
after Liu Bei took refuge in Cao Cao, he grew vegetables in Xuchang's residence every day, thinking that he should keep a low profile. In the words of the clown Zhang Fei, it is "doing small things". Liu Bei was a hero at that time. Although his soldiers will not be locked up, but only 3 people, he has always been "loyal everywhere." In the year of Drunkenness of the Imperial concubine, Liu Bei said: "With the wind of ancestors, heroes are invincible!" This means that he, like Liu Bang, is born with leadership ability. Like Liu Bang, Liu Bei is not a soldier, but a group leader. Cao Cao, who is known as a hero in the world, certainly has a thorough understanding of Liu Bei. He naturally knew that once his wings were full, Liu Bei would be a terrible opponent.
This wine shop is far from the kind of hello, hello, and everyone's party. It is obviously a party of political temptation and political expression. When I met Cao Cao, I asked Liu Bei, "What are you doing at home?" Liu Bei had been secretly instructed by his clothes and was immediately scared to lie on the ground. Cao Cao took Xuande by the hand and went to the back garden, saying, "It is not easy to learn from Xuande." Liu Bei was relieved. Cao Cao's eyes and ears are all over the government, and Liu Bei certainly knows what he does every day. The two men, one secretly joined the underground organization against Cao, and the other sent people to monitor each other's whereabouts every day. Both of them changed their tactics.
they drank plum wine, and the wine was hearty. The sky is dark, the city is ups and downs and comfortable. If Long Yin is a dragon, it will appear. Cao Cao said, "Dragons are big and small, and they can be raised or hidden; If it is big, it will fog; Small is hidden; Soaring in the universe, but hiding in the waves. This spring, Fang Shen, the dragon changes at any time, making people successful and crossing the world. The dragon is a thing, a hero of the world. If Liu Bei has been here for a long time, he will know the heroes of the world. " Cao Cao is an extraordinary man. These words seem to describe the changes of dragons, and their purpose is to say that "human beings are successful and can cross the world." Obviously, this is his desire for self-study, borrowing and chanting. Of course, he also set a test to see who can cross the world in Liu Bei's eyes, comparable to Cao Cao. Liu Bei pointed out that Yuan Shu, Yuan Shao, Liu Biao, Sun Ce, Liu Zhang and other strongmen were all rejected by Cao Cao.
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