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Classic humorous words about women flirting with men

In life, women can flirt with men appropriately and add some emotional appeal. Here are some words that women flirt with men. I hope you like them.

If a woman dallies with a man 1, time passes at the fingertips, everything grows under the rain and dew, the stars alternate day and night, and we walk on the ideal. Happiness and hardship are intertwined, and new life is accompanied by old age and death. Let's cherish the present and hug each other forever.

2. Is there an unchanging oath that lasts longer than my heartbeat and an unchanging face that lasts longer than my life? I love you. Just this sentence, I only let you have it in my time.

I am just a bed, and the moon hasn't dried yet. I once let you lie on my chest, thinking about time and dreaming about the taste of the four seasons. I know I still praise you and love you in my heart today.

4. There is a person who knows each other, a person who shares joys and sorrows, and a person who has been in my mind and will inadvertently run out; You will never leave me in this life, and you will only hold these hands in this life.

Love is a wonderful poison. Every day with him is so sweet and important. There is no doubt in my heart. There is a strong happy heartbeat in my arms, and every second is a beautiful memory in the future.

6. Get together in a hurry, but I can't wave it with deep affection. It's hard to know that acacia will really become a disease, and I miss you so much. I am afraid that you are not trapped in this disaster because you care about you, and that you don't know that I love you! May you always remember each other every day!

7. The warmth of soul and soul does not need too many words. Heartfelt greetings are the deepest warmth. Heart-to-heart throbbing, without too much decoration, a touch of gentle care is the best comfort.

8. I met you by chance, paid attention to you twice, dated you three times and four times, stayed with you five to six times, missed you seven or eight times, and 90% should like you. I'm sure I love you. I hope you understand my love!

9. Forget those unhappy things! Even God thinks that sorrow and trouble don't belong to you. Try to get yourself out, and you will feel that today's sun is warmer than yesterday! Today's sky is bluer than yesterday!

10, the territory in my heart is always open to you: my innocence makes you feel at ease, my smile makes you tempted, my face makes you happy, my humor makes you happy, and I will always be sincere to you.

The popular word for women to flirt with men is 1. You are bread in the morning, ice cream in summer, garlic in Shandong and pepper in Sichuan. Seeing your heart beating faster, but not your mood getting worse. I dreamed that your time passed too fast. I hope having you is not a long wait.

I will love you forever. ? Me? Who said this? what's up Is it a sincere promise? Forever? Has it been endless? Love? Is it true?/You don't say. What about you? People who read this sentence: marry me.

3. Life is full of disappointment. From time to time, I might as well think about my love as sweet as honey, pro-ocean deep and friendship as mellow as wine. Aren't these enough? In fact, these are their strongest backing.

4, tears can't stop flowing, I regret that I shouldn't have driven you into anger; I can't stop sighing for a long time. I regret that I should make you so angry. My heart can't stop beating. I hope I can't make you laugh very fast. Baby, please forgive me!

I like your eyes very much, like a window to open my heart, like your tenderness, like the spring breeze blowing into my heart, like your feelings, like love coming to my side, infinite happiness, baby, love you.

6. Time flies, thoughts leap, feelings fly, love flies, lingering flies, blessings fly and fly to your heart. My love for you spreads like flying, and I really want to fly to your side.

7. With clouds, the wind is no longer lonely; With leaves, trees are no longer lonely; When butterflies fall in love, flowers are no longer sad; There is a place opposite, and the sky is no longer lacking; With your company, I am no longer sad. Being with you is my greatest wish. .

8. I want to be an elf, sneak into your soul, listen to your heartbeat, your breath, feel your thoughts and your wishes, so that I can have a heart with you and know how to love you well.

9. The passing meteor is the acacia in my heart; The fallen cherry blossoms are waiting like dreams; The floating fireworks are the testimony of romance. The weather turns cold, and I greet you who care most in my heart. Remember to add clothes when it is cold, and I will protect you for life.

10, a girl upstairs asked me for advice. She has a crush on a boy downstairs and doesn't know how to express her love. I said that when you saw him passing downstairs, you threw something at him and apologized to him. The next day, I was hit by a flowerpot falling from upstairs!

1 1, a cup of coke, rising bubbles, let my fiery body burn, you dance the fiery and gorgeous city, I am dazzled, and the flowers that swing with you are always gorgeous in midsummer, dear, you are beautiful and I love you very much.

12. On this romantic night, on this rainy night, let the rain kiss your face instead of me. It is a wonderful feeling for you, a sweet happiness, an interpretation of happiness, and an intoxication of love that belongs only to us.

13, think about your feelings: cooking without salt; Apples are not too sweet; Smoke less; Forgot to bring money when shopping. I will miss you when I have time, and I will miss you when I have no time. If I really can't spare the time, I will do nothing but miss you!

14, your eyebrows are a willow machete that killed me, your lips drained my wallet, your charm charmed me, your love left me nowhere to run, and endless love stuck us forever. I miss you every day, and I love you in my heart!

15, the world is quite helpless, I am a leftover woman and I am very cute; With a figure and face, men dare not love me; Be able to study both inside and outside and earn extra money in the workplace; Love life, love romance, indifferent appearance, charged heart. Love me, please be brave!

16, Luan Feng caught a glimpse of the hanging curtains, the morning mist accompanied by the snow dew among the flowers, and looked at the bright moon last night. Tonight, the stars and the moon are holding hands, the world is bright and the moon is drunk. If I love you, I will give you my whole heart and make you happy forever!

17, I will cherish knowing you, whether it is an episode in my life or an eternal confidant. When I am tired or old, I no longer have youth. This melody will moisten the roots of my life. I just want to say, it's good to know you!

18, sealed with tears, life is only hard to die. I only hope that your heart is the same as mine, and you will not live up to this mutual yearning. We hope to fly in heaven, two birds become one, grow on the earth, and the two branches of a tree ... make you miss each other. Fate broke up, but love made people.

19, I miss you and want to float in the sky; Love you, romantic dance is only for you; Chasing you, not afraid of the baptism of wind and rain; Waiting for you, even for a lifetime; The truth is in the information, I hope my confession can touch your kindness! I love you!

20. I have countless dreams, and you are in every dream; I have countless ideals, and you are in every ideal; I prayed hundreds of times, and you were there every time I prayed. May fortune let me see you, hear you and lose you.

Some people say that the left shoelace is loose because I miss my friends, and the right shoelace is loose because my friends miss me. I deliberately untied the shoelace on the right, only to find that the shoelace on the left was loose.

2. I am happy and carefree. I am really infatuated with you. I am worried about you. I have been very sad. I dare not change my mind. Don't be suspicious. I miss you very much. I am most afraid that you have no conscience.

3. Now when I wake up every day, what I see in my mobile phone is your sunny smile. I really want to wake up one day, and the first thing I touch is your real flower-like sweet sleep.

Meeting you is the greatest happiness in my life. Your concern and consideration for me are melted in my blood and always turn into happy cells when I am upset and depressed.

5. You know what, dear? I have been waiting for you all these years. Can you feel my enthusiasm? Can you feel my love? No matter where I am, I will always wait for you!

6. What makes you more beautiful is your eyes and your innocence. Ah! I love your eyes, your eyes are better than any light; I love your innocence, your innocence comes from your heart!

Thank my husband for sending me cookies the next day when I went to work in the afternoon and said I was hungry, so that I could have something to eat when I was hungry. In the future, he will bring me cookies to the office without interruption, and I will never be hungry again.

8. Seeing your sad touch, my tears are longer than running water; Seeing your painful face, my love is wider than the sea; I want to hold you in my hand and take care of you at home!

9. When I met you, I began to gamble on love. I don't know how it ends, moon. I just want to sing happy poems every minute. Whether the result is a comedy tragedy or not, I have no regrets about the sweet party now!

10, the food in the kitchen is only for you, the pillow on the bed is only for you, the clothes of the couple are only for you, the sweet love songs are only for you, the missing sentences are only for you, and the missing messages are only for you!

1 1, I put you in my head, so you appeared in my eyes, and I put you in my eyes, so I began to miss you, and I put you in my heart, so you stole my heart!

12, long time no see, I miss you very much; Affectionate blessings will add happiness to you. Brilliant flowers bloom for you and happy fruits are picked for you; Smiles again and again bring endless happiness; Sweet little dots are happy every year.

13, I am sleeping, but I will go to work soon. You can lie in bed. That's what you like. I am writing a report today. I wonder if I can finish it this afternoon. I love you.

14, I want to hold you in the palm of my hand for fear of breaking; I want to hold you in my mouth, afraid of melting; Then there are only two choices, holding you in my arms or keeping you in my heart. One of our own, can I give you a suggestion first?

15, the furthest distance in the world is not when I stand in front of you, but you don't know that I love you; But: we love each other deeply and know the existence of this love, but we can't say I love you!

16, honey, you always try your best to give me the best, and I always accidentally become your sweet burden. Thank you for your love and concern. Being with you is my lifelong wish!

17, what I want most is to hold your hand, and what I love most is your smile at me. Even if the whole world can change, but only I will not change, because my eyes and heart are full of your smile.

18, I have been good to you all my life, and I laugh when I am alone. I've told you again and again that life is good in June, and I'll get married in July. Did you get a look at him? Really (missing four) is good for you!

19, no matter how bright the star is, I know I can't forget you either. Whether the moon has how bright or not, I know I have fallen in love with you deeply. Nothing can change my feelings for you!

20. There is our delicious life in sour, sour, vinegar and hemp soy sauce, our simple true feelings in oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea, our simple happiness in pots and pans, and besides the romantic nothingness, we also have the true meaning of love!

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