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Talking about Complaining about Daughter-in-law's Perm
I fell in love when I was a freshman. I cut a lock of hair, wrapped it in red rope, put it in an envelope and gave it to my goddess. She took it, opened it, scolded "rogue" and left and ran away. I am so sad. I should have given it before the perm.
I nodded thoughtfully and asked him, "What about the beautiful one?" The elder took a deep breath of his cigarette: "No money, I haven't played."
Shopping with my brother ... I saw a tramp rummaging through the trash can. I was thinking that I was really mentally ill because I lived a chic life, so I looked back while walking. My brother pulled me back. Don't look, the clothes you are wearing are not as good as others!
My mother chased people by car. When my father got there, he found my mother holding someone's hand. My father thinks something is wrong. Later, he found that the other family had a daughter and no boyfriend.
Just came out from a friend's house for dinner, get in the car. After drinking a little wine, I opened the window to blow. "Ah, the summer wind is so gentle and comfortable …" I just closed my eyes and enjoyed it. Suddenly Nima's face was covered with water, which scared the baby to death. The sprinkler was still on at midnight, and she was ill. ...
Only one beautiful woman got into the elevator and stood face to face inadvertently. Even though Yao Di looks beautiful, she still dresses so cool that the landlord has a slight reaction. Feeling embarrassed, I stood inside, like a beautiful woman being discussed, standing at the same time, standing face to face. The beauty blushed slightly and quipped, eldest brother, what do you mean by always following me with an umbrella?
Once I quarreled with my mother, but I went to ask my father for help. My mother yelled at my father: You give her a try. My dad told me, don't come here, don't come here. You'll get me into trouble. Me: ...
Surfing the Internet in an Internet cafe, a guy took off his shoes. That stinks. I have no choice. I don't surf the internet anymore. The moment I got off the plane and walked out of the Internet cafe, I left a shoe in the trash can!
At this time, the little girl pounced on the landlord's husband and said, my uncle Wang is white. . .
At work, the proprietress and the boss had a quarrel, and they were thunderous. The boss refused to swear and turned white with anger. Finally, he reached out and stamped his foot and said, labor and capital are gone, and you can never come back. Just wait to be widowed ... We are shocked! Ten minutes later, the boss came back and pointed to the boss's wife and said, I just made a mistake, but I'm waiting for the grass widow. I'm a widow!
Who was I before I was born and who was I after I was born?
1, the difference between like and love: like is multiple, but love is unique.
2. What color is love? Red may be the so-called love you love in your blood.
I am not perfect, but you should like me. I deserve your love.
4. Stupid people look for happiness in the distance, and wise people sow happiness under their feet.
5, deep love is that when the power goes out, you are afraid of the dark, not looking for candles first, but looking for him first. 9. I want to be your heart in my next life, but I feel uncomfortable and love you.
6. I know that this love will not have any result, but it can comfort my soul! . -Li Shangyin's Untitled Six Third Songs
7. That sadness stays in my heart, no matter how it is filled, it will leave traces of pain.
8. The world is not short of patience, only expecting you to break the cocoon and become a butterfly.
9. Regarding the distance, the biggest fear is that you don't know whether that person is missing you or has forgotten you.
10, where there is shadow, there is light.
1 1. No matter how you feel, you should get up, dress yourself up and start a new day.
12, life will change every day, and it is worthwhile to look forward to it.
13 actually, what's the use of cherishing you again? Don't I have to hold you tight this time?
14. Who was I before I was born and who was I after I was born?
15, love is a high fever. Foolish people get married, feverish people break up, and obsessed people burn.
16, you left, and I was the only one crying, and my tears wet my skirt and the sky.
17, people should stop and enjoy the scenery instead of burying their heads in the road all the time.
18, I want to be the one you are afraid of losing. I just need someone who will never give up on me.
19, you don't need to be nice, I like you.
20. Smell it and you will know whose school uniform it is. You can tell whose paper it is by looking at the font. Inexplicably poked the tears.
2 1. Be open when you are young, work hard when you are young, never sell yourself short when you are young, and pass on your experience when you are old.
22. Sometimes one expression of yours can make my mood change countless times.
23. If you don't push yourself, others will push you sooner or later.
24. A far-fetched smile every day hurts the corners of your mouth.
25. After watching too many joys and sorrows, the sense of security seems to be an extravagant hope.
26. I have n locks in my heart, all of which are obscene.
27. The person in the dream should see him when he wakes up. Life is so simple. Les amants du Pont-Neuf
28. Love and money are the wings of an airplane. We can't fly without them.
29. Don't be too embarrassed to make him feel burdensome.
30. God created fingerprints because he wanted people to know that in fact, everyone has scars.
3 1, don't make fun of the person I love, she is my bottom line, you know?
32. If you have ambition, you won't get old. I will live forever (Qing Shi Yu Kun)
33. Love is not a convinced tolerance, but an unreserved trust.
34. It is best to let the other party bring it up first. /calculate/
35. Your voice is the last memory I want to lose.
As long as you persevere and constantly enrich your knowledge, you will eventually discover its mystery. Yang Zhenning
37. All who should come and all who should go. Don't cling to the past because it doesn't belong to you.
I thought our love would last for a long time, but you mercilessly let go of my hand and let me go alone.
39. We are just drifting in the earthly life, looking for the other side that does not exist in the drifting of fate.
40. The longest harvest in life is actually to cherish.
4 1, I will still cry when I think of him again, but I feel so much less distressed and missed.
42. When arguing, the most difficult thing to refute is silence.
43. Because I used to be heartless, I am heartless now.
44. Love is not everything. So don't blindly pursue eternal happiness.
Inexplicably sad to say that he doesn't love me, I think I should understand.
1, I won't reply to you when I see the message. This should be experienced by everyone who takes the initiative.
2. Laugh feebly! I won't take the initiative again! My earth hero!
I sent a lot of messages, but the other party didn't reply. It really hurts to say good night immediately when you are sleepy.
4, I understand, I haven't been back for a long time, but I made a circle of friends and didn't want to talk to you.
I still don't want to wait. I open his messages one by one before going to bed every day, for fear of missing one. This is really ridiculous. Why can't I put it down, delete it or not? What should I do?
6. Be your truest self in your own corner. Follow your heart.
7. He doesn't love me. I think I should understand.
8. I often ask others what it feels like to like someone. What if I miss someone? I'll give him an excuse, even though I know I'm not that important.
9. I rarely like a person, and there is nothing wrong with paying a little more. Miss him, buy tickets overnight, just to have a look, that's enough. Even though I am stupid, I feel very happy.
10, one person's deep feelings will be hurt by another person's ruthlessness. I waited day after day, finally for a month, and sent me good night for the first time after breaking up. I slept soundly that night.
1 1, there is a sleeping pill to tell you good night.
12 He often stays up late because of insomnia. He has the same situation. If one day I ignore him, he is also suffering from insomnia. What kind of situation is this? I feel a little dizzy.
13, editing a message for a long time, then falling into a waiting period and a depressed period, watching the phone disappointed, a simple reply will make your mouth rise, girl, you are too humble, not as difficult as you think.
14, sometimes, liberation is just a moment.
15, I was used to his greeting every day, just greeting, and suddenly one day it disappeared. Although this is what I expected, I still feel heartache.
16, although it is a bit decisive, Hui Jian's relationship is very useful! People who don't care about you are the best. It has nothing to do with you!
17, not that he (she) didn't see it, but that he (she) was accompanied by someone more important than you!
18, I'm really waiting for his reply. I'll wake up when I fall asleep, and then see if my mobile phone has come back. I am really tired, so I told him today, go to work if you are busy! That's it.
19, he lost his previous enthusiasm, leaving only his meaningless persistence. Sometimes, he knows better than anyone that he can't go back, but he always has a little illusion that he will get better. Don't wait until he is typing.
20. I'm afraid he says I don't like you, and I'd rather not have him reply.
Inexplicably sad to say that he doesn't love me, I think I should understand.
1, I won't reply to you when I see the message. This should be experienced by everyone who takes the initiative. 2. Laugh feebly! I won't take the initiative again! My earth hero!
I sent a lot of messages, but the other party didn't reply. It really hurts to say good night immediately when you are sleepy.
4, I understand, I haven't been back for a long time, but I made a circle of friends and didn't want to talk to you.
I still don't want to wait. I open his messages one by one before going to bed every day, for fear of missing one. This is really ridiculous. Why can't I put it down, delete it or not? What should I do?
6. Be your truest self in your own corner. Follow your heart.
7. He doesn't love me. I think I should understand.
8. I often ask others what it feels like to like someone. What if I miss someone? I'll give him an excuse, even though I know I'm not that important.
9. I rarely like a person, and there is nothing wrong with paying a little more. Miss him, buy tickets overnight, just to have a look, that's enough. Even though I am stupid, I feel very happy.
10, one person's deep feelings will be hurt by another person's ruthlessness. I waited day after day, finally for a month, and sent me good night for the first time after breaking up. I slept soundly that night.
1 1, there is a sleeping pill to tell you good night.
12 He often stays up late because of insomnia. He has the same situation. If one day I ignore him, he is also suffering from insomnia. What kind of situation is this? I feel a little dizzy.
13, editing a message for a long time, then falling into a waiting period and a depressed period, watching the phone disappointed, a simple reply will make your mouth rise, girl, you are too humble, not as difficult as you think.
14, sometimes, liberation is just a moment.
15, I was used to his greeting every day, just greeting, and suddenly one day it disappeared. Although this is what I expected, I still feel heartache.
16, although it is a bit decisive, Hui Jian's relationship is very useful! People who don't care about you are the best and have nothing to do with you!
17, not that he (she) didn't see it, but that he (she) was accompanied by someone more important than you!
18, I'm really waiting for his reply. I'll wake up when I fall asleep, and then see if my mobile phone has come back. I am really tired, so I told him today, go to work if you are busy! That's it.
19, he lost his previous enthusiasm, leaving only his meaningless persistence. Sometimes, he knows better than anyone that he can't go back, but he always has a little illusion that he will get better. Don't wait until he is typing.
20. I'm afraid he says I don't like you, and I'd rather not have him reply.
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