How did Phelps allude to Koreans?

One: South Korea's Chosun Ilbo reported that Park Fenqing, a professor of history at Sungkyunkwan University in South Korea, said that around 1000 BC, ancient Koreans living near Jeju Island, the southernmost tip of today's North Korea, had fishermen who crossed the ocean and settled in the American continent. A large number of them moved and settled in Baltimore, Maryland, USA. The Phelps family is a native of Maryland, probably Korean. In inland Maryland, Phelps' water sports talent is due to his ancestors' genes!

On the other hand, Phelps made history and won eight Olympic gold medals, which shocked the whole world and delighted the whole country-not only the United States but also South Korea. Through the joint research of countless historians, sociologists, biologists and athletes in Korea, the conclusion is surprisingly consistent, that is, Phelps is not "made in America", and we proudly announce that Phelps is Korean!

Phelps is really not American. From the attitude of the United States to Phelps' attitude to the United States, a large number of facts prove that Phelps does not belong to the United States at all!

First of all, no country will provide so many events for an athlete in an Olympic Games. Only the United States inhumanely gave Phelps eight projects. This is a typical stepmother's behavior, just as a vicious stepmother makes her adopted son chop firewood and fetch water to cook every day. When other American athletes compete every once in a while, and their physical strength and energy are fully guaranteed, poor Phelps is almost always running around and working hard.

Secondly, after Phelps won one after another, it attracted worldwide attention. Friendly people all over the world praised him as a "hero" and a "fighter", but the American media nicknamed Phelps a "big fish" and solemnly publicized to outsiders that "Phelps looks different from normal people and is closest to fish". You see, there are so buried their compatriots? If Phelps is really an American, how can arrogant Americans vilify him so viciously? It can be seen that Americans do not recognize Phelps as an American, but have regarded Phelps as an alien.

Third, in all the events of the competition, Phelps was once fearless in the process of winning the gold medal, and his biggest opponent was often an American, and the eyes of the masses were discerning. We see that Phelps' American "teammates" are really "face to face and behind the scenes". In front of him on the shore, everyone talked and laughed, but once in the water, these despicable guys were ugly behind him. From beginning to end, none of the so-called "brothers" developed their own style and swam to other lanes to help Phelps pinch his opponent's thigh and bite his opponent's foot. On the contrary, xenophobic Americans want to beat Phelps, and quickly.

Let's look at Phelps's attitude towards the United States, which is equally deep and indifferent.

As we all know, Phelps participated in the Beijing Olympic Games and threatened to win eight gold medals to break a long-forgotten record. Whose record? What kind of records? -It is American spitz who holds the record of seven Olympic gold medals!

If Phelps is really an American, even if he has a little affection for the United States, how can he be so "eloquent" about the "predecessors" of the same project? As the saying goes, "born from the same root, why are you in such a hurry?" Phelps is so eager to destroy the glory that Americans are proud of and talk about for many years, just to get rid of the United States quickly and lay the groundwork for embarrassing the United States in the future.

Then, the above points demonstrate an important point with clear arguments and sufficient arguments: Phelps is not an American! So where did Phelps come from? -The Republic of Korea guarantees with national dignity that Phelps is Korean!

First of all, why did Phelps compete for eight gold medals instead of seven or nine? Moreover, as a result, he signed up for eight events, participated in eight events and won eight gold medals. Three consecutive eights make up March 8! What is he implying? It means that his motherland, with the famous "38th parallel" as its national border, is a Republic of Korea beyond the 38th parallel! In view of the fact that North Korea is also bounded by the "38th parallel", in order to avoid misunderstanding, Phelps painstakingly chose to participate in the Olympic Games in 2008 (instead of 2007 or 2009) to further pay tribute to the Korean flag. Everyone knows that China's Zhouyi gossip thousands of years ago was derived from the current Korean flag, so it is universally acknowledged that only Korea is the most gossip country. Phelps wrote the inscription "Eight" with his heart attached to the motherland. This is the "theory of timing" that Phelps is a Korean.

Secondly, Phelps participated in two Olympic Games, but he was in Athens, Greece. Why doesn't he care about records, but he wants to make history in China and Peking even if he works hard? Because Greece belongs to the west and Beijing belongs to the east, Phelps is a warm-blooded young man. He wants to prove himself in the East, the nearest place to his hometown! The three most important countries in the East are Korea, Japan and China. Who does Phelps want to attract the most attention? Is it China? No, China people are too proud to compete with us for Phelps. Is it Japan? No, the Japanese only like naked people, regardless of sex, and are not interested in the half-naked Phelps in the swimming pool. Therefore, the oriental country that Phelps tries his best to show is his motherland-Korea! This is Phelps's "geographical advantage theory" as a Korean.

Third, the names of many American superstars are two or three words, such as tiger woods, Michael Jordan, lebron james ... and "Phelps" is so strange, four words, unlike traditional western names, are clearly evolved from a four-word idiom invented by the Republic of Korea! It is particularly important to note that the word "er" in his name is unusual and completely coincides with the word "er" in Seoul, the capital of South Korea. It not only reveals that Phelps' motherland is South Korea, but also further verifies that his hometown is Seoul. Phelps, his uncle Schumacher who lives in Denmark, and his brother Cristiano Ronaldo who lives in Brazil are all outstanding people in the Republic of Korea! So after Phelps won eight gold medals, many people called him a "real man" and publicly admitted that Phelps was the "son" of a real "Han" city. Isn't Seoul the original name of Seoul? This is the "theory of human harmony" that Phelps is a Korean.

To sum up, Phelps is Korean, and the evidence is conclusive and irrefutable! South Korea's Phelps created a miracle in the history of the Olympic Games. The Republic of Korea is very encouraged and has done its best. With the strong strength of the "8+N" gold medal, we continue to put pressure on China, the temporarily leading host, to wait for an opportunity to overtake, and strive to present a generous gift to Confucius and Sakyamuni, two cultural pillars of the Republic of Korea.

(Remarks: According to the Records of the Historian written in Braille by Sima Qian, one of the ancestors of the Republic of Korea tortured by castration, Phelps' ancestors left their hometown because ancient Korea was too desolate to feed and had nowhere to hide, and swam across the Pacific Ocean repeatedly in different strokes such as breaststroke, butterfly stroke, backstroke and freestyle. In the process of migrating to the western continent, it accumulated extremely superior swimming genes for Phelps-because his head often surfaced and his black hair was tanned. Therefore, Phelps, a Korean with black hair and yellow skin, was born with the illusion of American yellow skin and white skin after several generations of inheritance ...)

The above is pure spoof. Even Chiyou is Korean. Can you tell me if there are any Koreans?