Oil prices are rising, no money, come on.

Recently, domestic gasoline prices have been rising all the way. Many users complain that refueling is getting more and more expensive, which is more stressful for young people with low incomes. Many people want to talk about their depressed mood, so let's take a look at the oil price, which is too expensive to refuel.

1, at the dinner party, talking about the price increase of gasoline, my friend patted his thigh and said excitedly, "Haha, fortunately, I just bought a gas card of 1000 yuan yesterday!" (Does it matter? )

I suddenly made up my mind to lose weight. How else can my dog camel me? If it can't camel me, how can I have money to refuel?

As expected, Santa Claus saves the most money, so I'd better keep more dogs.

We finally achieved the grand goal of catching up with the beauty of the Premier League. If nothing else, at least the oil price has exceeded.

5, gasoline is expensive, and the public has no choice but to clearly pay for it.

6, friends in the circle of friends are traveling in the United States and the United States, and I am roaring that oil prices have risen again.

7. Recently, two people pursued me. Should I promise to buy a house or a gas station?

8. Gasoline has gone up, apples have gone up, eggs have gone up, radishes have gone up, and instant noodles have gone up. We are delighted to find that the air has not gone up, and there are more and more materials in it. ..

9. The price of apples has gone up, the price of bananas has gone up and the price of gasoline has gone up. Eat your own meat when you are hungry, and drink your own blood when you are thirsty, as long as it is free!

10 I found that the price increase of gasoline has little to do with me, because my car doesn't cost oil, and I am a bicycle. People who love bicycles will have an affair all their lives!

1 1, the price increase of gasoline, taxi, subway and traffic jam forced me to make the most important decision in my life-I want to learn to ride a bike! ! !

12, the sleeping position determines the hairstyle, and the oil price determines the itinerary. Starting today, we will study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.

After 13, in a few years, the oil price of a country continued to skyrocket and it has climbed Mount Everest. People in a certain country no longer need to buy a car. It's like saving money for a mobile phone. PetroChina = China Mobile, Sinopec = China Unicom, and the package is as follows: prepay the fuel fee of 654.38+10,000 yuan, and send a domestic car; Pre-stored fuel costs of 200,000 yuan, and send a mid-range car; 500 thousand gas money and a luxury car in advance ......

14. When you encounter a treasure cave, the spell to open the door is a word. You blurted it out and the door opened. What spell is that? It's the price of gasoline!

15, the school held a sports meeting and finally sprinted 1000 meters. A fat man couldn't hold on. Everyone kept shouting for the fat man to refuel, refuel, and as a result, the fat man fell from the second place to the sixth place in the cheers of everyone ... Then everyone asked the fat man why the more he shouted for refueling, the slower you were, and the fat man lamented: The oil price is too expensive to add!

16, one day three years later, I drove my private car to refuel. The master asked, "How much is it?" I said, "Add 1000 yuan." "How far can we drive with this? Just fill it up. " "No, you have to buy 2 Jin of cabbage to keep the money." "I'll write you an invoice later." "No invoice, thank you." . . Master leng along while. "Damn, awesome, private cars dare to come and refuel."

When the price of oil goes up, I also follow the phrase:

When crude oil rises, I will rise, and crude oil has an impact on me;

Crude oil can't fall, I'm different from crude oil!