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Talk about the lack of money in double eleven

1, no energy, no time, hehe, in fact, mainly no money, the pocket is cleaner than the face.

2.Double 1 1 Buy nothing. If you don't buy anything, you have no money. If you buy things, you have no money. This means that you don't want money to buy things. Why not buy it if you don't want money?

Only when I have no money, I will regret some things I bought blindly, which are expensive and not used often. If I can save the money for those things, I may be able to live comfortably in this double eleven.

4. Every year's Double Eleven can only be spent in front of the computer. It's not the dog that abuses alone, but the glistening money.

5. I just want to remind everyone that it's only 1 1 hour from now, and it's too late to report the loss of the credit card! It is too late to report the loss. Hehe, I can only wait silently for you to accompany me and maxed out my credit card.

6, double eleven things are so cheap. I want to go shopping. I've been thinking about it all noon, and I can't figure out what I missed. Finally figured it out, lack of money.

7. Double 1 1 Raiders All people who buy things are rich. No money last year, and no money this year.

8. When Shuang 1 1 was Singles Day, he was a bachelor; Now I'm a double 1 1 global buyer, still single, and I have no money to buy things and lost my home.

9. Even if you don't have money to buy things, you should work overtime to watch what others buy go out.