Sentences satirizing green tea scheming bitch What Bai Lianhua used to say (78 sentences)

1, green tea bitch Bai Lianhua often said.

2, you, you, long snacks, don't treat a slag in the sea as a flower by the river.

Brother, I dreamed that you dumped your sister-in-law and stayed with me. I am so happy in my dream that I don't want to wake up all my life. Do you think my dream will come true?

4, brother, you see that you have raised your sister so fat, unlike me, who is only 90 pounds.

I really want to know how far you can go on the road.

6. Your hair turned white when you played with your heart, but didn't it end up in my hands?

7. You won't ruin your relationship because of me.

8. Wow ~ You have muscles. Can I pinch them?

9. Are you hitting on my man with big breasts or big ass?

10, you smile like a god beast.

1 1, I don't care, I hope to talk to you occasionally. Sister is really beautiful, worthy of such a good person as you.

12, your girlfriend is really good at falling in love. I really envy you.

13, brother, you are good to your sister ~ I also want to find a boy like you … but no one likes me.

14, maybe you are really good, but I may not respect you!

15. If I didn't want you to be good, I would have done it long ago. Why wait until now? Besides, I'm not that stingy!

16, there are more and more animals in society today. I forgive you for doing more animals in order to maintain your noble status as an animal.

17, you go back and wash your face, and I'll give you 10 Jin of perfume to cover your big dregs.

18, if she is shorter than you, you say to her: Please stand up and talk to me! Stand Up!

19, don't boast in front of me, false eyelashes have fallen off, and cosmetic contact lenses have fallen off. I see you are still bragging!

Don't be angry. He and I are just friends. You know me.

2 1, brother, people are cold, can you put on your coat and freeze to death?

22. You are a cute, charming, hardworking little white hybrid fish who will always serve the people.

23, you are a beast than things, by forcing a living rogue.

24, don't give people a hug and roll together * * * You only regret going back to further study and reborn, bringing you a dream of choosing a mode.

25. Give Laozi a correct position, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously!

26, you are so kind, she is still angry with you, so she doesn't know how to cherish it.

27, everything is rising, that is, people are getting cheaper and cheaper!

28. You reach orgasm from * one minute much faster than others. Why do you want him?

29. You are my brother and I am your sister. Why should sister-in-law be jealous? Although I love my brother very much, I was just a sister before I lied to my brother.

I don't know these brands. Are they important? Because I have a good skin foundation, my life is rather rough. I never use these expensive cosmetics, so I can save some money for my future boyfriend.

3 1. Goddess and Goddess talk about this all day. What do you know about them?

I have been trying to be good friends with her, but I don't know why she has been targeting me.

Don't always treat me like your mother. I have no obligation to educate you.

34. I am not a schemer who talks sweetly and hypocritically every day, nor am I a bitch who complains every day. So it's normal for you not to like me.

35. My dog won't let me be with a silly fork, even though it knows you are a silly fork.

36. It's too difficult for your girlfriend to treat you well and restrict you.

Why can't brothers, sisters and girlfriends have both? My sister-in-law is so backward. I tried to explain to him, but he scolded me.

38. If I want to be with him, I will be with him. What can I do for you?

39. He did the same to me. You don't know, he is really good to me.

40. Can you stop talking about the amount? I think you can't shit.

4 1. Do you think you are a plastic bag? You keep pretending. You think you are a bus, stop when you say it, and get on when you say it!

If only my brother were my boyfriend.

43. Brother, I am waiting for you to introduce me to a boyfriend like you.

44. Brother and sister-in-law are so powerful that they don't want me to play games with you. If I were your girlfriend, I wouldn't do that.

45, eight! ! * * * told you to go home, don't make a fool of yourself here!

46. I really want to slap you, the dog who can't pretend to be forced.

47. Every time I pass by the cemetery at night, I will take out my mobile phone and look at your photo, telling myself what is more terrible than you?

48. Brother, look at my sister being chased by so many people. Unlike me, nobody wants it.

49. Why not find a quiet place and count the brain cells by yourself?

50. Do you think you are exquisite? Save me the waste of saliva, my saliva counts money!

5 1. If I hit you, will you call my boyfriend?

52. I'm fine. Don't worry about me. You coax her, or she will be angry with you again. I'm different. You really don't have to worry about me.

53. Who is calling, please? I want to ask her why she has so much courage to give birth to you.

54. Brother, look at my sister-in-law who doesn't like cats and doesn't love small animals at all. You might as well stay with me. We can have cats together.

55. Ouch, you think you're awesome, and you're still holding your ass and spitting shit here.

56. Incense is fragrant after all, and it will not turn into sweet cake if it is steamed in a pot.

57. Brother, please explain to my sister-in-law. We are not ambiguous. What happened to A Mu between brother and sister? My sister-in-law is so stingy.

58. You can't be a man like this. You didn't know to come to me until you lacked dog food?

59. I have worked overtime again until now, but no one can pick me up from work. I envy your girlfriend for letting you pick me up from work.

60. I didn't say you were shameless. I mean, shameless people are just like you

6 1 sister, stop pretending. I want Rick's green tea.

62. Frankly speaking, you can set up a brothel.

63. Brother, my sister-in-law's makeup is so thick. Unlike me, she was born beautiful.

64. I know that I have been living under a man's crotch all these years. You should stand up straight and be a man, and don't go out and be scolded, because I will feel sorry for my baby.

65. I don't want to know that you are ill. Don't be so obvious, okay?

66, long face, wipe your eyes, please see what a face is.

67. Riding your father's name is Nima, and the difficulty coefficient is 9.8.

Don't be angry with him. He keeps telling me that he is wrong.

69. What makes my things more useful? Do you want my chewed gum?

70, brother, sister-in-law forced me to delete you, I believe you will help me, I cried, meowed, sister-in-law is really fierce.

7 1, I have never seen such a green lotus. It's really muddy but not stained.

72. Put down my lords and go home to play with your eggplant.

Don't be hypocritical with me, I'm too lazy to perfunctory.

74. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you!

75. Your small temper is nothing more than a big mouth and a light fan.

76. It's my fault that I have no vision and treat you like a human being. If I knew, I would buy a dog chain around your neck.

Don't talk to me, I'm a neat freak.

78. Don't be embarrassed with her. She is just more headstrong. Girls are a little grumpy. Why don't I accompany you for fun?