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Hit the nail on the head

1. No matter what you do, there will be two results: 1 is a joke, 1 is a myth. If you give up halfway, you can only become a joke in the eyes of your friends; But if you succeed, you will become a myth in their eyes.

In this world, there are few people who really help you, but there are many people who satirize you. When you are useful, others will greet you with a smile. After you are useless, try to avoid you. People are realistic and cruel. Life is really a rare confidant!

Rich people like to say "money is not everything", good-looking people like to say "what's the use of being good-looking", thin people like to say "in fact, it's better to be fat and healthy", and hard-working people like to say "hard work is not the decisive factor". It's all just insincere expressions, but you believe it!

There is nothing good about good people, and bad people are not so bad. It's just that the bad guy did a good thing and seems to have a reason to be forgiven. And as long as good people do bad things, it often means losing everything.

5. Say all the good things when you are needed; When you are no longer used, turn around immediately. When I like you, you are the brightest star; When I hate you, you are the worst.

6. Except yourself, no one will understand how much happiness or sadness you have had in your story, because that is just your feeling after all.

7. If you do things well, people will think that farting makes sense. If you fail, people will think it is a fart.

8. In this society: if you are honest, more people will bully you; If you are simple and kind, more people will use you; When you are strong, more people will follow you; You are down and out, and more people abandon you.

9. "Live elsewhere" Please remember this sentence. It is not necessarily bad people who cheat, but may be forced by life; Noble people are not necessarily good people, but may be driven by interests. This is probably how people put on airs.

10. People are hypocritical animals. Many times, they don't keep their word. They usually just say one thing and do another. When they speak, their mouths are flying. When they are tempted by interests, their inner desires can't be controlled.

1 1. Trust is a knife. If you give it to someone, he has two choices: to stab you or to protect you. See clearly why a person should be exposed; If you hate someone, why do you turn against them?

12. If you are obviously right and others insist that you are wrong, you should also confess to others. Practice is to practice these things. Only when you can endure everything can you make progress. Even if you are right, you should ask others to repent, that is, practice.

13. There is no one in the world who will never be vilified or admired forever. People will criticize you if you talk too much. People will criticize you if you speak a little. When you are silent, others will criticize you. In this world, there is no one who is not criticized.

14. Among good friends, you must cultivate a bosom friend. Don't think you are so versatile and have many friends. Finally, you are sincere. Trust me.

15. Powerful and full of sweet words; No money, no power, all around is perfunctory prevarication. Only listen to other people's sweet words; Laugh off flattery from others.

16. When you are hungry, some people will give you half a steamed bread. This is friendship. Some people will give you steamed bread first. This is love. Some people will give you all the steamed buns. This is family. Some people will hide the steamed bread and tell you that he is hungry. This is society.

17. Humanity: If you give him a dollar every day, he will hate you as long as he doesn't give it to him for one day. If you hit him every day, as long as you don't hit him every day, he will kneel down and thank you.

18. This society is so realistic. If you are rich and powerful, others will respect you and give you three points. If you have nothing, you can only live at the bottom of society. The reason is very simple. You just have to struggle. Everyone has a process of starting from scratch. If you don't want to work hard, you will give up the opportunity to live a good life. There will be no pie in the sky. You obviously have nothing, but you don't work hard. Who can complain all day?

19. be a man, you can't be wicked. All men are created equal. There is no distinction between high and low. Don't belittle people. Don't look down on them. People are always down and out. Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, the wind and water turn. It's too late to cry when it's your turn.

20. Your family loves you. Try to stay in bed for three years. If you have many friends, try to borrow 500 thousand. If you don't have health insurance, try other organs. If you have social security, you can try to live in ICU. Don't try. Try the whole play!

2 1. There are two things in the world that you can't look directly at, one is the sun and the other is the human heart. Don't tempt people, it will disappoint you and make you desperate. It is good to know something, there is no need to say more. It's good that some people know each other. There's no need to be intimate.