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How should the stolen relatives react?

Depends on who stole the kiss.

If you are secretly kissed by someone you like, it means that he likes you too, and you can develop your feelings!

If you are secretly kissed by someone you don't like, you must keep your distance in the future to avoid unnecessary misunderstanding!

If you meet a salty pig, please shout out and call the police!

Who stole my time? Each of us may have a similar experience. It seems that we are always busy all day and feel that time is not enough. But when we take stock at night, we often find that many planned things have not been completed, and a busy day seems to have no effect. So where did all this time go and who stole my time? When I slept late in the morning, the quilt stole my time; Playing basketball at noon, basketball stole my time; When I play games at night, the computer steals my time ... (Let me give you an example, it's almost enough) Time can make a person old, or it can make a person become a waste because of nothing.

Time is fair, it never gives you one more second, even if you are rich; Never give you a cent, even if you are a poor man with nothing.

For the first time, everyone has a "first time" to steal a composition (more than 600 words) on the topic of stealing, but their first time is always the first time to bravely try something that has never been done.

But I, for the first time, tried something I had never done before.

Every time I pass by the "Chongqing Tuzao Hotpot" store and see the lonely ribbon on the flowerpot in front of the door, the scenery in front of me will turn into that cute and naughty kitten ... It was a sunny noon, and my classmate Di and I were walking home from school.

Suddenly, when I passed the "Chongqing Tuzao Hot Pot" store, I heard a harsh bristle.

Sandy and I walked over and saw a shop assistant kicking a cat and saying, "Look at you, if you don't eat such a good thing, what can animals eat?" I saw that the cat was skinny and dark, only the size of two palms, and kept crying sadly: "Meow meow-meow", which hurt terribly.

This scene is really terrible. Sandy and I were both angered by the clerk. How can he treat creatures like this? What's more, such a lovely kitten was killed, and our hearts were stretched tightly.

After a while, the clerk calmed down a little, finally stopped, angrily scolded it and muttered into the store.

At this time, the kitten is meekly squatting beside me, gently adding the beaten body.

This kitten is so cute that the clerk can do it, alas! I thought to myself.

I looked at the food next to me, like fat, at least as big as a kitten.

It doesn't have teeth yet, so people can eat this stuff. Think about it. Can I eat? "This poor little thing ..." Before I finished, Andy, who loves to fight against injustice, whispered to me, "Hey, let's steal it while no one is around!" "Well, that's settled!" Alas, the ribbon tied to the kitten is just hanging on the flowerpot and not tied yet.

So Sandy quietly took out the ribbon and said, "Run!" "I didn't think about anything, so I ran hard, at an amazing speed! In this way, Sandy took the belt, I held the kitten, ran as fast as I could, and rushed at ... Finally, we arrived at our destination safely.

Sandy and I discussed putting the kitten at her house for the time being.

Unexpectedly, in the afternoon, Sandy told me sadly that her parents wouldn't let her have a cat and asked me what to do.

Of course I can't. If my parents promise me a pet, I'm afraid the sun will come out in the west! Fortunately, we met a kind mother-in-law. When she learned about our situation, she was very moved and decided to send it to her acquaintances. She especially loves cats.

I'm so glad that the kitten finally has a good home! I pray it will be happy. ...

Stealing a composition, stealing a sky, breaking a hole, and falling in love, raindrops pierce the pain, split the seam, cover the darkness, reveal a pale color, and may be filled without a trace, but they always implant patience into the world. It seems that they will never cry and coquetry for what they can't get, it seems that they will never please their parents' knees for love, and it seems that they will never study hard all night for a medal on their cuffs.

Not because I am breathing hard, but because of the secret of time, it has stolen too many things from us.

Give up yesterday, give up today, or give up tomorrow?

Have you ever thought that one day it will take away more people and air around us?

Even if we try our best, we can't recover the stolen time.

Have you ever thought that one day, what you lost, what you hate and what you regret have not been stolen?

Ironically, they are still there intact, smiling at you.

Have a cup of coffee, sing a poem and escape from reality for a while. I am still sighing when I need to catch my breath when I am tired. After walking for dozens of minutes, I will forget that the night is actually a wonderful time. Can you tell? Everyone will get lost. Everyone is weak. Remember not to compare your own shortcomings with others' strengths.

If you lose, stand up. Otherwise, it is not just unwilling to be stolen.

Do n't wait Life is irreversible. If you don't want to be stolen by time, just steal it. If you can steal time, your life should be gorgeous. Forget it. Speech is a fool in the chest. She will keep a file. She warms people more than anything.

The 800-word composition was stolen to remind people where the basic morality has gone. Recently, a wonderful post caused a heated discussion on the Internet.

The post was sent by a woman in Meishan, Sichuan. She was visited by thieves in the shopping mall on June 5438+00 and June 5438+05. A man at the scene told her that when she entered the gate of the mall, the bag was opened by a thief.

The woman went home after chasing the thief in vain, and put the matter on the Internet, accusing the person who reminded her: "I really want to tell the person who told me, are you a man, and thieves can't be provoked?" Why didn't you tell me when you saw it? Is there such a person? "As soon as this post came out, it attracted many netizens to bombard her, thinking that she didn't condemn the thief but blamed the dog for biting Lv Dongbin's reminder.

Even though the man's answer was far away at that time and worried that the thief had several accomplices, she didn't get the lady's understanding. She insisted on refusing to express her gratitude to the person who reminded her.

This post became news and attracted the attention of many media because it was controversial.

From the poster's point of view, seeing the thief stealing money without reminding him, and telling him after the thief left, really didn't play any role, but made the parties feel schadenfreude.

This may be an important reason why the woman did not condemn the thief but condemned the reminder.

From the point of view of reminding, it is understandable to choose a relatively safe way to remind the stolen people when the number of thieves is dominant and may endanger the family.

This discounted goodwill is obviously much better than the malice of thieves and other spectators who may see it but choose indifference-at least, people feel the man's yearning for goodwill.

The ancients said that goodwill should "look at the heart rather than the trace", which means that if a person has goodwill, even if he does not achieve the best effect in the end, he should at least affirm his starting point and motivation.

This may be the reason why the "people who eat melons" blame the stolen lady on the ground-people have no obligation to remind you, but they are not thanked. Instead, they are scolded. It is really putting the cart before the horse, regardless of right or wrong.

Looking further, the onlookers are not only dissatisfied with the poster's right and wrong attitude, but also disgusted with the poster's moral kidnapping remarks.

Judging from the weight of scolding, criticism and scolding caused by "not knowing the good heart" only account for about 30%, while those who accuse the other party of naturally helping themselves should account for about 70%.

This shows that more and more people don't agree with the practice of telling others what to do only from their own standpoint. It is becoming more and more clear that people can't accept unilaterally making each other bear high moral standards regardless of their own situation.

The sign of maturity is that people can understand the "necessity" of others and only consider problems from their own perspective, which is very inappropriate in the current social context.

From the perspective of maintaining good social customs, we can optimize the practices of several parties.

For example, at the reminder end, can the theft be interrupted in advance in a relatively safe and hidden way when the theft is implemented? After all, there are more thieves than people in broad daylight.

As for the person who was stolen, you can express your experience more calmly and objectively in a non-emotional way, instead of being aggressive and insulting.

So you won't lose everything and be pitied.

There is no need for netizens who post posts to express their views in the form of "scolding", which makes the stolen people worse.

Everyone should be an enemy, this is a thief, but in the melee, the thief was magically forgotten.

Composition title: stealing-stealing within 400 words, I hope it can help you and can be adopted.

Everyone has many interesting stories in his childhood, so do I, and one of them is still fresh in my memory.

It was early summer last year, and I went to Taoyuan to steal peaches, which recorded my embarrassment.

It was Friday. I came home from school and passed a large peach garden. I saw that the peaches in the Peach Blossom Garden were big and red, which made me greedy.

On Saturday afternoon, after some preparations, I set off for Taoyuan by bike.

When I arrived in Taoyuan, I observed two peach fields, one of which was left unattended, so the peaches grew small and few. The other piece is managed, so the peach is red and big.

I thought to myself: let's go find a geography that is managed by someone! So I crept into Taoyuan, one picked it from the east and the other from the west, humming a tune gently in my mouth.

I always feel that there is something better waiting for me when I pick it here.

I was picking it happily when I suddenly found three people spraying pesticides on peaches, which scared me to run, thinking, this is terrible. If they catch me, it's over! Besides, those people look fierce and have been scolding me behind my back.

I really want to go back and argue with them, but I feel weak, so I have to leave Taoyuan quickly by bike with peaches.

After returning home, I think people who want to see peaches should be very angry.

Later, the teacher taught me that stealing peaches does not necessarily reflect my moral problems, but it does have a lot of fun. But if you steal a little, he steals a little, which harms the interests of others, so stealing peaches is wrong.

Looking back on this matter now, I feel embarrassed. I feel that my behavior is too uncivilized, which is too inconsistent with today's activities of learning from Lei Feng.

Is the success of stealing enviable? Recently, many men, women and children are addicted to a game called "stealing vegetables".

According to the player's experience, the beauty of this thing lies in the word "steal". If you steal well, you will play well, and if you dare to steal, you will win.

Only by doing everything possible to "steal vegetables" can we get rich quickly, and people who "grow vegetables" honestly often have nothing to do.

Another example is the previous hit TV series "Dwelling House". In the film, a "public servant" named Song Siming "stole" huge national assets with his dark cleverness; There is also a woman named seaweed who does not hesitate to "steal" wealth by trading power and sex.

For their "stealing", there are denouncers, but there are also many admirers and supporters.

Originally, the game was a virtual world, and movies joked that life was hard to be real, but playing too much and watching too much made people suspicious.

Suddenly I feel that this kind of "stealing" is entertained, consumed and sought after, which is actually a mapping of the real world.

Looking around the world, Madoff, the former chairman of Nasdaq, cheated investors with high returns and defrauded more than 60 billion US dollars.

Looking at the whole country, some officials are good at playing digital "magic" and making rapid progress; Some scholars "have a lot to do" through false plagiarism; Some bosses don't even know the hard money of migrant workers in order to be "bigger and stronger" ... The game can't be too serious, but the realistic logic hidden in the fictional plot can't be taken seriously.

The meaning behind "stealing" is meaningful. It is not only a way of playing, but also a symbolic way: for the benefit and success, you can do whatever it takes, regardless of morality, to achieve your goal.

In the modern society where the competitive pressure is like Mount Tai, everyone is eager for success and racking their brains for how to succeed.

Our times also provide infinite possibilities for strugglers.

Everyone has the right to choose his own road to success, but every road should be based on morality and legal system.

Taking the right path and doing the right thing is the bottom line ethics of our pursuit of success.

Otherwise, the road to success, which is neither moral nor kingly, seems to be a broad road, but in fact it is a detour, not leading to a brilliant life, but leading people astray.

The reason why "dare to steal and win" has become an "inspirational declaration" and the reason why the success of "stealing" has been recognized and respected in a big way not only shows the "road to success" implied by "stealing", but also shows that "stealing" has room for survival and development in reality. Hidden rules are sometimes "faster, higher and stronger" than conventional rules, which also reflects the disorder of our social values.

In some people's eyes, success should not wait for hard work, regardless of moral responsibility, but should be done as soon as possible, regardless of source and cost.

This ethos, like germs, floats in every corner of society, infecting some people's thoughts, misleading some people's lives and forming a "social subconscious" in an attempt to lead people in a dangerous direction.

When a primary school student says that his ideal is to be a corrupt official, and when a teenage girl says that her life dream is to be a mistress, we can only feel that a new kind of "morbid values" has come to Enemy at the Gates.

Facing the concept of success that "only those who dare to steal can win", we might as well listen to the advice of philosopher john ruskin: "The highest reward for a person's hard work is not what he gets from it, but what he becomes.

In the face of temptation, in the restless pursuit of success, we need to ask ourselves: "steal" or not? This is a choice related to the value of life.

When I was a child, I always looked up at the sky belonging to white clouds and sighed: When will the sun set? When I grow up, I always look up at the starry sky and sigh: When will the sun rise slowly? When I was a child, I always felt that this time was always inexhaustible. When I grow up, I always feel that this time is not enough. Looking back, I just walked slowly on the road of life and didn't want to keep the fleeting time. On the contrary, I "indulged" it and let it pass slowly.

When I grow up, I fly like a meteor on the road of life, reaching out to keep it, but I can't even touch its leisure, just like Byron's famous saying: "There is no way for the clock to ring the past time for me.

"My time, my years, passed slowly, as if it would be stolen as soon as I let my guard down.

In the end, I can only race against time. I must run as fast as possible. I don't need to wait for someone to give me time slowly. I have to buy myself time.

British scientist Huxley commented on time like this: "Time is the most impartial, and it is twenty-four hours for anyone; Time is also the most selfish, not anyone's 24 hours.

"Every time I finish the task assigned by the teacher, time has passed; When I am tired, I stretch, and time begins to pass again.

I have to race against time every day.

Time always makes me breathless without hesitation, but I still pursue tirelessly.

I fell behind when I caught up and wanted to have a rest.

It can be said that time is like water in a tap. If you refuse to reverse it, it will pass unexpectedly. Time is water in a sponge. If you refuse to squeeze it, you will always lose to its speed. Shower gel is running out of time. If you refuse to use it, you are the biggest sinner.

Race against time, maybe one day, I won unexpectedly. When I cheered for it, I lost.

A 200-word composition was stolen from BBK, wearing a sky-blue coat, a dozen buttons up and down, and a robot hand-a point reading pen; In short, as far as I am concerned, this is equivalent to hiring a machine English tutor.

I immediately opened it excitedly, took out my English book and put it on it to play.

I am really playing, because there is a key marked "pet" on it, which tickles my heart like a tickle. When my heart is out of control, I can't help it anymore. I can't help pressing the button quickly with my fingers.

Ah! What appeared in front of my eyes was a magical life table of a little pig, just like a QQ pet. I was so happy that I immediately threw myself into English learning like playing computer.

First, adopt "learning". The effect is that once the electronic reading pen clicks a sentence or word, the English it clicks will be read, and the Chinese meaning will be read twice, which is great.

What a young lady forgets after school can be made up, so it won't be so easy to forget in the future; After reading a page, I clicked the "test" button, and then I had the opportunity to say five questions, each with 20 points, and answer each question twice.

When you get it right, it will say something nice.

When the score reaches 100 for many times, the pig will be upgraded! There is also a "listen to the text" button. At this time, people who hate English will take the trouble to read the whole book until you don't want to listen. ...

My classmate's money was stolen 150 yuan's composition 100 words My classmate never cooks. One day ... my classmate never cooks. One day, his parents were not at home and suddenly wanted to cook. They just pour the oil into the pot. The phone is ringing. Take it to the kitchen. Just then, the oil boiled and was thrown into the pot. Bi Yu, a teacher in Class 7, Grade 9, Qinghe District Junior High School in Tieling City, once went to see my classmate. "I replied," I have eaten! " Who knows that the old man asked again: "What to eat?" I said impatiently, "Noodles! "I don't know when my friend stood behind me and said," People are talking on the phone! "Suddenly sweating. Because of the need of work, my classmate's mother gave me a mobile phone number. As soon as I got it, I sent a message to my classmates: I am my mother! My classmate thought that the classmate was joking and replied: I am your grandmother! At this moment, the phone came: Who are you, Grandma? Sweating violently. A classmate of Bi He, a teacher from Class 7, Grade 9, a junior middle school in Qinghe District, Tieling City, chatted with us and said, "It's good to be a teacher! "We don't understand! Then he said, "reading comics is free, just confiscate the students"! "Jia Yumeng, a teacher from Li Xia, Class 7, Grade 9, Qinghe District Junior High School, Tieling City, had a physics class. The teacher was ill, so the headmaster asked teachers from other classes to take over. The students were in a mess, and the teacher threatened to lure them to a class, but they ignored it. Finally, the teacher said, "if you talk again, you won't hear the bell!" "Silence! Jia Yumeng, teacher Li Xia, Class 7, Grade 9, Qinghe Junior Middle School, Tieling City.

Why are blog articles stolen? Why was the article stolen as soon as it was posted? ... with the gradual increase of new users of Sina blog, the system must be upgraded and maintained frequently.

Some unexpected problems are normal, and some users will be affected.

1* Problems encountered when searching for blogs; Click on many blog addresses and new page error prompts appear, such as: the user you want to search does not exist, or the webpage has expired, I suggest you use other methods to search, etc ... 2 * Problems encountered in logging in to the blog; Error prompts, such as: unable to reach the server, wrong password, wrong authentication horse, etc ..., 3* problems encountered after logging in to the blog; Even if you enter the blog, some special effects settings can't be displayed for the time being, including pictures (red cross appears), url of special effects flash can't be linked, comments and contents in message boards can't be displayed, etc ... When you click to view articles or other contents, there will also be a series of error prompts: the webpage can't be displayed, sorry, the article you visited doesn't exist or has been deleted by the author, etc.

But some old blog users have long been used to this phenomenon, because it will not cause other adverse effects on blogs. It's only a matter of time at most. Just refresh it a few times, or restart the machine to see patience, and so on. Maybe it will be restored today or tomorrow, and the content will not be lost or changed. Don't worry, it will be fine.

I wrote an article "The Secret of Increasing Blog Visits". You can go and have a look. I hope the above explanation will help you! Good luck!

Stealing "stealing" has never been a good thing for me, but it is immoral.

Once, I changed this view and felt the joy of stealing.

The final exam is coming, and my mother forces me to review every day. The heavy burden makes me breathless.

I finished my homework early today and reviewed it, so I took out my favorite "Looking for Happy Island" and read it with relish.

This is, my mother came in and saw me reading extra-curricular books, and "robbed" my books without saying anything.

I said to my mother, "I have finished my homework and reviewed it."

Mom said calmly, "It's the end of the term. Do you still have the mind to read extra-curricular books?" Take out your textbooks and have a look! "I have to take out my textbook and read the text.

After a while, my parents went out. Seeing no one at home, I crept into the study, carefully dug out the books confiscated by my mother, and "escaped" back to my room like a cloud of cigarettes.

Back to the room, I poked my head out of the room like a fox, looking around, afraid that my parents would suddenly come home.

After checking for a long time, I went back to my room and read with relish.

Half an hour, an hour, an hour and a half ... time flies like sand in an hourglass.

At this moment, suddenly there was a burst of footsteps.

"No, it must be mom!" My heart thumped, I immediately hid the book under my pillow, took out my textbook like lightning, and pretended to read.

Five minutes have passed and mom and dad haven't come in yet.

Huh? Strange! I couldn't help running out of the door. It turned out to be the neighbor's voice going upstairs. What a false alarm! I slipped back to my room again, with butterflies in my stomach, fearing that my parents would come back soon.

I checked it again and locked the door before reading.

Ha! I finally saw the book with satisfaction.

Ha ha! The taste of stealing is really bittersweet. I not only "stole" the time of reading, but also "stole" the pleasure of reading. How happy I am!

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