Interesting copywriting in a circle of friends

1. There is always one for you: ugly but introverted, poor family and return to idolization. Friends don't love home very much, and women are crazy. Fools don't work hard, idlers look forward to the peak. Fat women eat too much, and being single is always melodramatic. Please sit down accordingly!

2. Seeing others working so hard, so diligent and so energetic on the road to success, ask yourself, don't you want to be a stumbling block to them?

You can't eat your face-that's because you didn't see it to some extent. An online celebrity was so beautiful that he was exposed to cheat money. The sightseeing group saw her selfie, but it all turned pink. Money is not everything, but it is not rich to a certain extent. This is a truth!

I went shopping today and saw a big comb. The price is right, and it feels good to comb. As a result, I looked at the sign: dogs only. Then quietly put the comb down.

During the Spring Festival, the status of single marriageable men and women at home is the same as that of concubines who cannot have a prince in the harem. Some people worry about you, some people give you advice, some people give you a dirty look, and some people laugh at you.

6. Chicken soup says everything will be fine in the end. If not, it's not over. But chicken soup won't tell you that there are many things in this world that end in vain and go away!

7. Do you think boys like it as long as they are beautiful? Do you think that as long as you have money, beautiful girls will post it themselves? Do you think you can find a good job by learning to bully? Let me tell you something. It's all true!

I went on a blind date today. The other party is a very quiet and beautiful girl, and they have a good chat. When she left, she asked, are you always so gentle? The girl said faintly, "I am usually so gentle and still come to blind date?"

9. gradually, I understand that it is often those small restaurants that can eat really delicious food. I can't afford to stay in hotels with gorgeous decoration, exquisite cooking and thoughtful service. 10. My boyfriend is very nice. He likes sports, especially laughing. He never makes me angry. He doesn't smoke or drink, and he cooks for me. I'm his excuse for rejecting other girls. He forgot to record everything about me and never played with other girls. It's a pity that he is a road idiot and lost.

More than 20 years. 1 1. If a man can use your photo as a mobile phone screen, he can look through your mobile phone at any time, and he can tell you the payment password or even give you the bank card password, then you can give me his money.

12. Do you think the world is really so beautiful? Where there is light, there is darkness. We always feel that the world is not as bad as we thought, but you haven't noticed that those dirty phenomena are wearing gorgeous coats and proudly walking on the bright road!

13. I once talked to a buddy about drinking, and I said, "It doesn't matter if you drink some wine, as long as you don't confuse the north and the south." Hearing this, my buddy replied huskily: "It doesn't matter whether it is divided into north and south, it must be divided into men and women."

14. A woman's life-when she was a child, she was naughty, grew up in Taobao, worked in gold, married rice, and was eliminated when she was old. Women, act quickly while you are still young.

15. Just received a strange phone call from a man and said, "Hello, congratulations on winning the lottery.

the second prize

300 thousand! "Before I could speak, he smiled himself, and then said," I'm sorry, I just entered the business, and I lied for the first time and didn't hold back. " Then he hung up the phone. ...

16. That night, my girlfriend played a game with me, and whoever took care of each other first lost. I agreed excitedly. It's been a year and a half, and I haven't heard from you ... Oh, my God! Did she dump me?

17. The girlfriend asked her boyfriend, "If I am crazy, will you still love me?" The boyfriend said firmly, "Love!" My girlfriend pondered for a while and said sadly, "You really love my appearance!" " "

18. My mother told me not to brush the space at home all day, but to go to the library more often. I thought she was right, so I went. Sure enough, brushing space in the library is much more cultural.

19. My mother likes playing mahjong, but then I was born. My mother resolutely gave up mahjong for me and my family because she thought it was more interesting to hit me.

20. Dad thought I was ugly and asked me to be a scarecrow in the cornfield. As a result, not only did I successfully scare away the crows, but even several crows were scared to send some corn back.