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Can you really succeed in learning?

Summary: Success is a kind of "thinking rape" and "thinking pyramid scheme", which makes people reach the climax under certain thinking and continue to spread this climax, instead of being morally condemned like physical rape.

Personal experience:

At that time, introduced by my classmates, I spent 2000 yuan to join an organization under the guise of training English for 7 days, which was actually promoting successful learning. Tell me how I feel.

First, let you have a sense of belonging.

On the first day, there was a group (there were many people, including 1, 2, 3, mostly freshmen), but there was no group, so I called to join the family, and then I tied a bracelet for you. I think the word home is a good choice.

Second, publicize the results.

The opening ceremony will invite teaching assistants (those who have attended training before and now choose to continue their studies) to praise all kinds of things. Anyway, there is everything, and the scene is no less than last year's Spring Festival Evening (only last year). The main purpose is to make freshmen feel the discipline, organization and effect after training.

Third, first of all, study English phonetic symbols crazily for a day.

Disclaimer: I'm really not speaking crazy English! Trust me! Although Teacher Li Yang is so stupid, to be honest, the teaching method and effect of Crazy English are really good, and the key is persistence. Back to my institution, on the first day, I sent a thin English book, the first half of which was phonetic symbols, and the second half was sentence texts and so on-the same as the PEP textbook, but it was a little thin and the sentence spacing was a little large, so I could take notes at ease. Then I read the phonetic symbols of this book the next day. To tell the truth, if he only teaches this book for seven days, I will have no problem, because he really teaches well. The pronunciation of phonetic symbols is really standard, the mouth is relaxed, the tongue has been trained with great intensity (this is a formal institution), and I feel that my body moves more than usual. Probably, he studied Crazy English here. After all, there are lecturers in it.

Fourth, create all kinds of touching scenes.

Let the students play games. The main purpose of the game is to make us feel the hardships of friends, family and life, and how lucky we are to meet you, and then inspire our gratitude and be grateful for everything-saving lives, touching friends and being rich in oil.

Fifth, the essential points of running a successful organization.

I think existence is reasonable (ah bah! ), first of all, this thing has been around for so many years, not only in our country, but also abroad. Secondly, some people like "ideological rape", which is really enjoyable.

To succeed, you need the following points, one of which will seriously affect the quality of your company.

(1) character:

Mentors who run successful schools are generally not successful, although they have some successes. After all, Chen Anzhi, Xu Hening, Carnegie, anthony robbins and other immortals can't compare with us ... I don't think I can earn that much money in my life. But remember, if you want to run a successful organization, you can't just say Bill Gates, Hawking, Mark Zuckerberg, Helen Keller, Qu Yuan, Zhang Haidi, Lei Feng and Sima Qian! You think it's writing a composition for the college entrance examination? Those successful masters in front are the ones that must be talked about. Tell them over and over again, explain in simple terms, talk about childhood and middle age. There must be "I felt it when I saw him!" @ # $% "this feeling.

② Books:

Forget the general success books, then you are a second-rate organization, and a first-class organization wants a brand! You know, "chicken soup for the soul"? Rich dad and poor dad? Does water know the answer? These books are just superficial articles, and they have long been out of date! What we want is a well-founded book, and the author is the first to recommend the secret-this book combines idealism, college physics, quantum mechanics, the author's law of attraction of psychosexuality, a large number of unverified examples, the standard typesetting of People's Education Publishing House, the cover of Big Pineapple 3 style, especially quantum mechanics, college physics (who let these students sleep in physics class) and other scientific forces, which is convincing. After reading it, I believe you will feel refreshed and high, and it is not difficult to go to Dubai in one breath. When teaching the course, the film of the same name adapted from his book can achieve the amazing effect of superimposing five layers of Nefarem BUFF.

③ Morality:

For seven days, you must advocate the all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, beauty and labor every day, put all virtues and filial piety first, and what Guawazi, the grandson of Confucius and Mencius, said was "three obedience and four virtues", "no littering", "no spitting" and "no trampling on the lawn"-I tell you, these words are universally applicable, and the critical strike rate/.

Okay ... What else did you say? Understand yourself, I forgot, I will get this effect anyway. When I am training, I will continue to face various problems in the days after I come back. . . Then I think it's necessary to continue charging-we don't have to pay attention to repeat customers in business, right: D