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There are some things you know you shouldn't do, but you should do them anyway. Tell me about them.

You know you will get fat, but you still can't help eating. You know staying up late is bad for your skin, but you always stay up late. You know that surfing the Internet will make you nearsighted, but you still sit in front of the computer for a long time. You know he won't like you, but there is still hope for you.

1. People who haggle over every ounce are not suitable for love, but for buying food.

Old Ben, don't try your best to line me up. I can talk everywhere.

Don't look back when you leave, and don't come to me when you are alive.

Sometimes you need a bad fall to know where you are now.

I know I'm not perfect. I made some mistakes and hurt some people, but when I said? Excuse me. When, I'm serious!

6.? What is friendship? You have been mentally retarded for many years, and I will never give up. ?

7. Don't worry about everyone. You know, some people have their heart to heart and have ideas behind them.

He took his wife to her funeral, only to learn that she had never been married.

9. My ex-boyfriend asked me to attend his wedding, and I calmly replied:? Maybe next time. .

10. Holding a courier feels like reuniting with your long-lost flesh and blood, but you often find that your child looks like Lao Wang next door after being disassembled.

1 1. Now it is discovered that it is not Kotaro who never leaves Big Wolf, but that Big Wolf has a villa.

12. It is not easy to cheat if you look good. The invigilator couldn't help but take a look. No wonder I was often found in those days.

13. Thank you for your ruthlessness, which made me invincible.

14.? When do you think your partner is the stupidest? It's foolish of you not to find me up to now.

15. You know you will get fat, but you still can't help eating. You know staying up late is bad for your skin, but you always stay up late. You know that surfing the Internet will make you nearsighted, but you still sit in front of the computer for a long time. You know he won't like you, but there is still hope for you.

16. Being angry is like drinking poison and expecting others to suffer.

17. Don't be shy to refuse others. Anyway, those who are embarrassed to embarrass you are not good people.

18. Ten years later, I will bring a pot of old wine. I hope you are still my old friend.

19. Giving up is a knife. It will hurt you and remove carrion from your wound.

20. The ugly duckling is so ugly that it is pushed out by others everywhere. He had to hide in Tibet and live a life that was worse than death, until one day people found the ugly duckling delicious, although it was ugly.

2 1. If I were brave, would the result be different? If I had persisted, would my memories be different?

22. The fastest thing in the world is not time, but happiness.

23. We have dedicated our best time to the school, but the school has to embarrass us with exams.

24. Thank you has three meanings: politeness, refusal and distance.

25. The most unfair thing in this world is that the better you treat others, the less they will care about you. And the less you care about others, the more people will come to you.

26. Although I won't talk about people who are kind to me, I will keep them in mind.

27. I changed when I met him. I couldn't get through two bullets in my face.

28. Rationality makes you clearly know that you are wrong, while sensibility makes you dismissive of mistakes.

29. No matter how gorgeous the lights are outside, the ones at home are the warmest.

30. Eggs are broken from the outside, which is food; Breakthrough from the inside is life. Life, broken from the outside, is pressure; Breakthrough from the inside is growth.