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You say I guess it's funny?

I guessed what you said.

Group 1: Idioms

Drag a dragonfly, gilt it, startle a bird, stand out from the crowd, wait for a rabbit, climb over the wall like a dog, wolf down, run around, jump while flying, pull a long face, the blind touch the elephant, giggle, draw a sword to help, sit in the well and watch the sky, stare, show one's teeth, and refer to the deer as a horse.

Group 2: Articles

Horn, IC card, postcard, wedding car, pennant, sprinkler, swivel chair, denture, globe, hula hoop, invitation card, amulet.

The third group: people (if the central personnel are selected, the department name cannot be used as a prompt)

Mei Lanfang, Cupid, Jiang Ziya, Liu Bang, Princess, Bruce Lee, Ding Junhui, Xu, Shi Yuejin, Gao Ben, Song Cang, Dun, Bai, Zangyuan, Zhang Linrong, Cao Zhenning, Ma Ning.

Group 4: Animals

Hedgehog, cricket, seagull, squirrel, golden monkey, cobra, Batman, black cat sheriff, owl, pigeon, zebra, donkey.

Group 5: Food

Hot and sour powder, Mapo tofu, steamed buns, salad dressing, popsicles, Flammulina velutipes, sandwiches, bubble tea, popcorn, cotton candy, baked sweet potatoes, pineapples, rice noodles, boiled fish, tea eggs, twists, squeezed noodles and pistachios.

2. English vocabulary:

Month category: January (January) February (March) April (April) May (May) June (July) August (August) September (October) November (December) Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday; Color classification: green (green), red (red), blue (blue), yellow (yellow), black (black), white (purple), pink (gray), dark blue (dark blue) and ball (baseball). Handball bowling golf water polo balloon tennis table tennis badminton billiards. Football (soccer) (soccer) Fruit: apple (pear) banana (banana) grape (grape) peach (peach) lemon (lemon) plum (plum) apricot (apricot) honeydew melon (watermelon) orange (orange) pineapple papaya (papaya) betel nut (betel nut) chestnut (chestnut Butterfly (Butterfly) Dragonfly (Firefly) Tiger (Tiger) Bird (Bird) Fish (Fish) Sect (Insect) Penguin (Penguin) Bear (Pig) Cattle (Cattle) Sheep (Goat) Monkey (Monkey) Grandpa (Grandfather), Grandma (Grandmother), Dad/Daddy (Father), Mom/Daddy.

You gestured, I guess interesting topic.

Shake it boldly, play with dogs, jump over the wall, ballet, Altman, Shenyang, elephants play mahjong, orangutans occupy motorcycles.

The rabbit walked the dog and fell down. This is sheer nonsense. Big hands and depressed. Beauty farts, fights, kisses and cries.

Grind your teeth, tai chi, look back and smile.

Please describe the game in 50 words. Thank you. You can guess anything, and you'd better be humorous.

Parachute, pump, fire extinguisher, etc.

Show me and I'll guess the idiom.

Candle night

Shrimp soldiers and crab generals-ineffective troops

Cover your head with your hand and sneak away like a mouse-run away like a frightened mouse

As timid as a mouse/rabbit

to cast pearls before swine

Smile.

One hair in nine cowhide ―― A drop in the ocean

Moody's at sea.

Cover the sky with one hand-hide the truth from the public

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon —— Different People

A hungry tiger pounced on its prey

Release the tiger to the mountain-disaster falls from the sky

The sly hare has three holes to drill.

The fox mourns the death of the hare-return evil for good.

Waiting for unexpected gains

Ideal son-in-law

Tiger Cave in Longhu Lake-Dangerous Point

Die with your eyes closed-die without paying.

Put the dragon in the painting into the pupil of its eyes to make it lifelike ―― adding vitality to the works of art.

Panic about the shadow of the bow in the cup-fear of the shadow

Monsters and demons-evil

Pull up weeds and look for snakes.

The turmoil and chaos of war

One-handed

Whip the flying horse to a faster speed-accelerate.

Run away with (something passing by)

Without a moment's respite

better late than never

Punish one person as a warning to others.

Sharp-billed monkey face ―― a thin angular face

The hen flew away and the eggs in the coop were broken ― everything was lost.

The hen is flying and the dog is running ― it's a complete mess.

trivial matter

Frog living at the bottom of the well-depicting an ignorant man

Despair drives a dog to jump over a wall-a cornered beast will do desperate things.

To pour abuse on.

Evil partner

As cruel as a wolf

Worse than pigs and dogs; Below the lower limit

Make eyes at ...

Sand quantity

Insight into the smallest details

Happy together

A group of young girls

Birds sing and flowers give off fragrance.

To everyone's satisfaction,

Stand up with your head held high

be as happy as a lark

Scratch one's ears and cheeks

There is a dagger hidden behind the smile ―― there is an intention to kill behind the smile.

reel to and fro

The smile of a kingdom

I don't know whether to cry or laugh.

Wail like a ghost, howl like a wolf-scream and howl like crazy

Worldly desires ―― All kinds of human emotions and desires.

Susceptible to emotional changes

Shake one's head and tail-put on a smug look.

Anger, uncontrollable

Bitter and bittersweet

Extreme happiness can lead to sadness.

hold one's head and cry one's heart out

Be dumbfounded (by fear or surprise)

Look healthy and lively.

Bow down before sb. (usually in admiration)

(of an old man) burst into tears.

Thank goodness

Endure hunger and cold

cold

Facing storms and strong winds; A dangerous situation

hold one's sides with laughter

sincere

Deep water and fire-the abyss of suffering

Hurt others by secret/despicable means

If the lips are gone,

The fire scorched my eyebrows ― it was urgent.

A hair-trigger situation

arrogantly

No, it will accelerate development.

Run down the river

Zhuifeng ordered the arrest of the shadow-spreading rumors or taking action based on unconfirmed evidence.

Gorgeous dress

Try to please all parties and get rid of any embarrassing situation.

stare

(of a woman) petting her hair coquettishly.

sand flying and pebbles rolling

Control the forces of nature

After the storm, it was calm.

Have deep feelings

The happy party ended and separated from each other.

Lightning and thunder.

Accident

One-handed first shot

achieve many purposes at one stroke

Failed to find the root of the problem

silence is gold

Mixed accent

Speak in a seductive voice

These words can't express meaning.

Make animated gestures when talking.

Flowers falling from the sky-bragging about something

Although the warrior is old.

Be a gentleman first, then a warrior.

unarmed

Smile with a cheeky smile

(of a woman or girl) as beautiful as a flower ―― extremely beautiful.

Trees attract wind ―― People with high status/fame are vulnerable to attack.

Be completely defeated

Eat it

A talented young man and a beautiful young woman ―― a perfect couple.

Dancing happily-gesturing happily

give sb the glad eye

Words are more meaningful than what they say.

attack by innuendo

Have a smooth tongue like the reed of a wind instrument ―― a glib tongue/silver tongue/sweet talk.

be stunned

Shed tears of gratitude

go back on one's word

Anticlimactic ―― like a lion

Open your eyes when you see money ―― you are eager for money.

Don't pocket the money you found.

Turn an enemy into a friend.

Restore youth

The Walking Dead

(of animals) jumping around.

one in a hundred

The best in the world-unparalleled

Farewell My Concubine

Pure Land

unrivalled

Make a threatening gesture

laugh heartily

A pillar of the sky-able to shoulder heavy responsibilities

When taking medicine

shoot two hawks with one arrow

Fall into a net

Flipped

The arrow is on the string.

Even with wings, you can't escape-you can't escape if you are completely surrounded.

Walk as if you have wings ―― walk quickly and forcefully.

Hundreds of people responded to a call-they could gather under the call of one person.

Meet your opponent at chess ― it's even in the game.

lucky day

true colour of a hero

Steal the sky and change the sun-commit a huge scam.

Turn around and run

(of a little boy and a little girl) become playmates of two little boys.

Reading is beneficial.

crouching tiger and hidden dragon

be deeply attached to each other

Happy ever after-rich and rich.

conceited

Jump on the roof, jump over the wall

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Feel relaxed

Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea

A full moon-a perfect marriage (for newlyweds)

thread a needle

look at (sb) with a glare

cannot help doing

Ambush on all sides

High mountains and Running water

impunity

It could be triggered at any time.

heresy

Regret that we didn't meet earlier

Cowherd and Weaver Girl/Cowherd and Weaver Girl

Last stand-Fight a life-and-death battle.

amitabha

force

When both sides are in a humble situation, help each other

When drinking water

An idyllic land

Fallen leaves return to the roots-return to the source

(of a woman/peony) stunning.

It takes years to build a big ship-great ideas mature late.

Endure hardships to achieve some ambition.

My fair lady/quiet and dignified girl

Loyalty to the country-patriotism

Offer a birch and ask for whipping ―― Humble and sincere apology.

The?Foolish?Old?Man?Removes?the?Mountains

abdomen

Carve a mark on the side of the moving ship to show where someone's sword fell ―― take measures regardless of the change of environment.

Ten thousand arrows pierce the heart-it's killing me

I can't find a place to hide my shame

(of women) beautiful enough to lead to the downfall of a city or a country ―― destructive beauty.

Cut off all retreat

castles in the air

Walk quietly

Quiet and beautiful ponds and Woods

Bad moon

win people by virtue

A torrent of words

Choke with sobs

ends of the earth

Never reach the finish line

The dazzling human world full of countless temptations

Blue comes from indigo plants, but it is bluer than the plants themselves ―― students are better than teachers.

cry and shed bitter tears

fall in love at first sight

The last glory of the sunset ―― a brief recovery of consciousness before dying

Childhood lovers

satori

Nvwa Patches up the Sky

Deception and flattery

Imitate clumsily

The apple of sb's eye

Pretend to be a member of the ensemble ― just make up the numbers.

Always together, always together.

Extreme opposition

unique

Blurred vision

six of one and half a dozen of the other

love story

Unknown source or origin

I was so angry that my hair stood on end

(Describing the fear of a husband who is afraid of his wife) The roar of a lioness (living in Hedong House)-A shrew scolds her husband.

Happiness comes from the abyss of misfortune.

A free and happy life

A man's "wife of dross"-a man's wife in hard times.

Make a comprehensive judgment on sth. Based on a one-sided view

The fall of a leaf is enough to tell us that autumn is coming-a straw shows the direction of the wind.

totally different

Brave advance

A beautiful girl of humble origin

Answer all questions

lay exposed/open to attacks on all sides

Nice words

Buy the box, but return the pearls.

Just talk on paper-be an armchair strategist

have a nice trip

buy time

Internal organs of the body

have nothing at all

shout and jump for joy

worthy of one’s name

Quench thirst by drinking poison-seeking temporary relief regardless of disastrous consequences.

Cocoon around yourself

Gurgling sound

At stake-at stake.

Recruit soldiers and buy horses-improve or expand the army

Cock crow and practice sword-diligence and self-discipline

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Encircling Wei to save Zhao-Encircling Wei to save Zhao

At the end of one's rope ―― at the end of one's rope.

Speak in each other's ear

Marty

People will find it difficult to record all the facts.

Imitate others and lose your personality.

May everything go well.

Seemingly dull, but actually smart.

Restore sb.' s original innocence

Return the jade to Zhao intact-return it to its original owner.

Try to drive the chariot north to the south-act against your intentions.

cheat

go one's own way

(of people living in a foreign country) so happy that they forget their home and responsibilities.

The joys and sorrows of life

Clever writing and exquisite description

Chun Xue-Elegant Art and Literature

Act in unison without prior arrangement

Stealing a clock to plug your ears-deceiving yourself.

Looking for a flaw that doesn't exist

Forever and ever-forever and ever

Be possessed/fascinated

Like the wind blowing away the last cloud-swept away.

unstable

be suddenly enlightened

to gild the lily

Shed the shell of cicada-get rid of the predicament/encirclement with strategy

Void attracts wind-weakness gives wings to rumors

The more the better.

An old hand is a good guide

I'd rather have nothing than something shoddy.

Expensive Paper in Luoyang ―― The Great Popularity of a Literary Works

Greedy eyes

make three calls at the thatched cottage/repeatedly request sb to take up a post

Every bush and every tree seems to be enemies-in a state of extreme panic.

(of an unknown person) achieved amazing results at the first attempt.

Calling a deer a horse-deliberate misinterpretation

be iron-hearted

A contented mind is perpetual feast.

Although it's hard

Reward employees according to their contributions.

Take a quick glance.

Four Treasures of the Study

Achieve the same goal through different ways/means.

Decorate yourself with borrowed feathers

Inconceivable

Unnecessary worry

Fail or return.

domestic happiness

Kill with a borrowed knife ―― Use someone to get rid of an opponent.

Tie your hair to the beam and poke your thigh with an awl to stay awake ―― study hard/diligently.

Provide their own services

be predestined/destined

Mencius' mother moved three times

A promise to be kept.

Borrow an arrow with a grass boat

Seek revenge for the smallest injustice

be late

......& gt& gt

Please show me a funny topic, which is easy to be ambiguous and moderately difficult.

Funny class: Altman, look back and smile, go to the bathroom.

Life: umbrellas, lipsticks, walking dogs and playing mahjong.

Animals: elephants, dinosaurs, orangutans. ...

We're going to have a "I'll guess if you show it to me" activity. What interesting words do you recommend?

(1) air conditioner, flour, red mouth, white color, shadow play, pencil, football, soy sauce (2) bicycle, rice, perfume, blue color, drama review, rubber leather, basketball, milk (3) TV, steamed bread, umbrella, red color, Peking Opera, etc. Beer (5) washing machine, noodles, supermarket, yellow, small commodities, sound, tennis, chess (6) electric fan, egg cake, telephone, black, photos, telephone, badminton, chess (7) water dispenser, apple, skirt, purple, dance, kite, miscellaneous.

For the game, you are 30 points better than the words 100 I guessed.

Four people move a piece of wood and guess a word. The answer is: Jay.

A person, guess a word, the answer is: big.

Everyone has a mouth and a hand under his mouth. Guess a word, and the answer is: take it.

Including one person, guess the answer is: meat.

One person chooses two villains, and the answer is: clip.

A man has a bow around his waist. Guess the answer is: Yi.

Take a bite of the cow's tail and guess a word. The answer is Sue.

Confidently, guess a word, and the answer is: pay.

One big and two small, guess a word and the answer is: Nai.

A bucket of rice, guess a word and the answer is: material.

1 7, guess a word, the answer is: fat.

One plus one, guess a word. The answer is: Wang.

Half, guess a word and the answer is: mortar.

Thirteen o'clock in a word, the difficulty lies in how to order. Guess a word and the answer is: juice.

One hundred MINUS one, guess a word, the answer is: white.

Night after night, guess a word and the answer is: a lot.

A person moves two pieces of soil and guesses a word. The answer is: OK.

One week, guess a word, and the answer is: the theme.

A family of eleven, guess a word and the answer is: Ji.

There are seven people in the family. They planted an acre of land, but they didn't have enough to eat. They also have a dog. Guess the answer is: the beast.

There is a stick, a square box and a ladder hanging in the middle. Guess a word and the answer is: noodles.

A cow, guess a word, the answer is: health.

A dog has four mouths. Guess a word, and the answer is: utensils.

An arrow goes through the heart, and the answer is: yes.

It is 1. 1 meter long. When I arrived in Nanyang, there was a man in Nanyang who was only one inch long. Guess a word, and the answer is: Fu.

There is water on one side and mountains on the other. Guess a word and the answer is: Shantou.

One side is red, the other side is green, one side likes the wind and the other side likes the rain. Guess a word and the answer is: autumn.

Seven people with eight eyes, guess a word and the answer is: goods.

Seven people have grass on their heads. Guess the answer is: flowers.

Seventy-two hours, guess a word and the answer is: crystal.

Seven people have eight eyes, ten people have eight eyes, West Renye Fang has eight eyes, and so does my mother. Guess four words, and the answer is: authentic.

Ninety-nine, guess a word, the answer is: white.

Nine birds, guess a word, the answer is: pigeon.

Ninth, guess a word. The answer is: Xu.

Nine carriages, guess a word, the answer is: railroad tracks.

At nine o'clock, guess a word and the answer is: pills.

Erbajiaren, guess a word, and the answer is: wonderful.

Miss Er, guess a word, and the answer is: posture.

Two brothers, standing independently, guess a word and the answer is: competition.

People are not in place. Guess a word, and the answer is: Li.

With him, people will become stronger. Guess a word, and the answer is: one.

I don't care who I am. Guess a word and the answer is: Russia.

Everybody's here. Guess a word, and the answer is: Next.

People are unarmed. Guess a word and the answer is: control.

People are untenable without faith, and the answer is: words.

Guess a word and the answer is: rice.

Eight brothers enjoy the moon together. Guess a word and the answer is: take off.

The knives are all out, and the answer is: force.

Eleven scholars, guess a word, the answer is: stone.

At twelve o'clock, guess a word, and the answer is: fight.

At thirteen o'clock, guess a word, and the answer is: juice.

Fifteen people, guess a word and the answer is: umbrella.

Fifteen days, guess a word and the answer is: fat.

Ten yuan for breakfast and eight yuan for dried beans. Guess a word and the answer is: fuck.

October 10th (Wuchang Uprising), guess the answer is: Chao.

10 month 10 day, guess a word, the answer is: Meng.

Three people are under the cross. Guess a word. The answer is: Come.

Cross to cross, sun to moon, guess a word, the answer is: Chao.

Ten brothers, guess a word and the answer is: gram.

Three people bite a horse, guess a word and the answer is: check.

Three overlapping mouths, don't guess a word, guess a word and the answer is: eyes.

Three pieces of paper, guess a word, the answer is: Shun.

Guess a word up and down and the answer is: card.

Collusion, guess a word, the answer is: card.

It's hard to tell the difference. Guess the answer is: card.

It hasn't rained for a long time. Guess the answer is: Tian

A thousand words, guess a word and the answer is: enough.

A thousand miles of marriage is a thread. Guess a word, and the answer is: heavy.

There are bamboo forests on the soil and gold under the soil. Guess a word, and the answer is: wait.

Adults pick villains, guess a word and the answer is: clip.

A gentleman should not stand out. Guess a word, and the answer is: God.

Big head, careless, small body, guess a word and the answer is: Beijing.

It rains heavily in Hengshan Mountain. Guess the answer is: snow.

Little girl, guess a word, and the answer is: wonderful.

Mountains are covered with mountains. Guess a word, the answer is: Chu, Yue.

Don't talk, guess a word and the answer is: kiss.

Unreasonable person, ... >>

You tell me, and I'll guess the whole set of idioms.

Hesitation _ Baidu Encyclopedia explained that I wanted to say it, but I didn't say it happily. Describe speaking with a lot of worries. Idiom derogatory idiom usage combination; As predicate, object and complement; Derogatory synonym: vague, evasive, evasive antonym: outspoken, straight to the point.

You said I guessed the game and the rules.

After the game starts, the system randomly generates a word. First, the person in the first position (the speaker) describes the word (only the speaker can see the word), and the rest of the players can guess according to the short hint. The guessing time for each word is 60 seconds. The speaker's content can't contain any of the words, otherwise it will block the speaker's words; The guesser's answer needs to be exactly the same as the word generated by the system to be correct. During the guessing time, if someone guesses correctly (the first time), the countdown will become 25 seconds (the upper time limit will also become 25 seconds). The players in the room take turns to be 1 storyteller according to the position order, and all of them take turns to be storytellers once, and the game is over. When describing a word as a lyricist, the more people guess, the more eloquent the lyricist becomes. The sooner a word guesser guesses a word, the more guessing scores he gets.