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This is me

This is me 1

Every living thing in the world is an independent living entity. As long as it is an independent living entity, it has its own unique personality and ideas.

As a junior high school student, I have average looks, average clothes, and average grades. I can only use "average" to describe myself. But my character is kind, generous, and sometimes very simple and naive.

After class that day, I had nothing to do, so I read "Baiyangdian Chronicle". At this time, Song Moumou slapped me, and I was so frightened that my face turned pale. He said: "Hey! Buy me a bag of spicy chips? I'll give you travel expenses!" Suddenly, I actually believed that guy.

When I bought what he wanted, he asked strangely, "Have you ever bought anything for me?" Oh boy, I was deceived like this!

Another time, in physical education class, a classmate fell. I lifted him up and looked at his injuries. sky! The skin is broken in a big area! The physical education teacher walked quickly towards me, asked this classmate to sit down, checked his injury, frowned and said, "It's broken." The classmates gathered around, shouting, and some even laughed. . I was strong, so I took the initiative to carry this classmate and the teacher to the medical room to clean up. Hey, I’m so exhausted!

The teacher has always asked us to be good people and good deeds. But I am a good person, but I am deceived; I do good deeds, but I get hurt again. I vowed not to do good deeds anymore, but when I meet someone in need of help, I just can't help it!

Don’t guess other people’s intentions and don’t care about your own efforts. When facing things, never think too hard about the bad, always use good intentions to do the good. This is me, a unique and different me in the world. This is me 2

A pair of big watery eyes and a pointed face with melon seeds. This is me, an ordinary but extraordinary girl. I have many advantages: I am willing to help others. No matter who encounters difficulties, I will help him. I love working, and I am not afraid of hardship or dirty work... But I also have a bad habit, that is, I love to be naughty, so my mother often said: "You are good at everything, but you are too naughty."

Once , my cousin came to my house to play. Seeing my cousin so happy, I came up with a bad idea. The more I thought about it, the more proud I became, so I quickly started to decorate it.

I moved a stool and put it on the ground, and put some glue on the chair. OK! Everything is ready now - all we need is the east wind, haha! I called my cousin and said to him: "Come, sit down, sister will give you a Coke!" "Okay!" My cousin sat down on the chair excitedly, and I couldn't help but secretly chuckle. I sneaked into the kitchen as fast as I could and took out a Coke bottle. "Well, what should I put in it? Hey! I have it!" I poured a large bottle of soy sauce into the bottle, then put in salt, vinegar, chicken essence... and finally some pepper. Ha ha! This was enough for him. I capped the bottle, walked out of the kitchen, and handed the "Coke" to my cousin. My cousin took the bottle excitedly, opened his mouth, and spit it out after just drinking a little. He cried loudly and stood up, but his buttocks were stuck to the chair and he couldn't move. This made me very happy. Unexpectedly, my mother heard my cousin's cry, came over and saw that I was making trouble again, and severely criticized me. As for me, of course I cannot avoid writing a review.

This is me, a little girl who loves to help others, loves to work but loves to make trouble. This is me 3

Although I am just a tiny grain of sand in the vast desert; I am just a drop of water in the vast sea; I am just a drop of water in the vast night sky. Little stars. In the vast crowd, I was the only one left.

I am me, a unique me. Although I am ordinary, I am not outstanding among many girls. I have a row of short hair that reaches my ears, and there is nothing special about me. However, my personality is very special. I don’t like quietness or noise. I like the noise in silence and the quietness in noise.

I have a wide range of interests. I have a basic knowledge of badminton, Go, chess, sketching, and calligraphy.

I am a little stubborn and a little strong, but as before, I still have a little innocence of a child that always follows me. Innocence is my nature. I don't want to be bound by some so-called etiquette, and I remain unrestrained.

Childhood has passed. I have become a teenager and have completed the first transformation in my life. However, I still have a competitive spirit and am not willing to be a tiny piece of sand, blown away by the wind. I don’t want to be a dewdrop evaporated by the sun.

I am who I am, an innocent, strong, stubborn and kind girl. This me is kind and innocent, but I also have some shortcomings. Being naughty is my specialty. This is what makes me different. This is me, an ordinary and ordinary girl. I hope I can reach a higher level in this new group. I am an easy person to get along with and wish I could gain more friendships. In the remaining three years, I will go through ups and downs with my new classmates and grow step by step.

I am an ordinary girl, innocent, persistent, and a bit competitive. This is me 4

I am eight years old and in the third grade. I have a head like an apple, two bright black grape-like eyes, and a chubby face under the eyes, which is so cute.

I am introverted, like painting, raising small animals, and especially reading. I have many storybooks and popular science books. Every time I finish my homework, I will pick up a book and read it with gusto. Every time when I was eating, my mother came up to me and said loudly: "Little bookworm, it's time to eat. I have called you five or six times!" I reluctantly put down the book.

I am very curious and always have endless questions to ask. Sometimes my mother gets tired of being asked one question after another, so she says to me: "Go and find the answer in the book yourself." Teacher There is a famous saying: Asking a question is more important than answering a question. I can ask so many questions, am I very smart?

But I have a shortcoming, that is, I do things too slowly. When I do the same thing, I am always half a step slower than others. My mother calls me " Take your time." I remember a math class in second grade. As soon as the teacher finished assigning homework, I started writing. However, I only finished two questions and half of my classmates handed in their homework. get out of class was over, and most of the classmates had finished their homework and went to play. When I finished my homework and was about to go out to play, the class bell rang again. Alas, it was my procrastination in doing homework that hurt me! I will definitely get rid of this bad habit of mine.

This is me. Do you want to make friends with me? Then contact me quickly! This is me 5

My name is XX, and I am a fat man, because I weighed 94 pounds when I was nine years old.

Although I am fat, my brain works very well. When I was in math class, I would solve any difficult problem. When others are thinking hard, I am always the first to raise my hand.

I am a perseverant person. In the first semester of fourth grade, the physical education teacher gave us a long jump test. The first time I jumped, I was only 1.39 meters. The classmates who were watching laughed at me for jumping too close. From this day on, I went to the playground to practice long jump after class. "All hard work pays off." In another sports long jump test, I jumped 1.74 meters with all my strength, ranking fifth in the class and rising thirty-nine places from the bottom.

I like reading books very much. Especially "The Naughty Ma Xiaotiao" written by Aunt Yang Hongying. As long as I get a good book, I can go to bed from nine o'clock in the evening to eleven o'clock in the evening, and my mother has to urge me countless times before I go to bed.

I am motivated and patient, but sometimes impatient; I am smart, but sometimes confused; I am generous, but sometimes stingy

This is me, a unique boy. This is me 6

Optimistic, enthusiastic, cheerful, naughty and cute, I am such a little boy.

My dream is to be a singer, so I pay great attention to details, that is, dressing up. If someone says something bad about me, I won’t suggest it. Sometimes I dream about singing and dancing on a big stage.

My favorite songs are DJ songs. One time when I was at home, I was singing while taking a bath. My mother said that I was crazy, and my father said something, saying that it’s okay, as long as you sing seriously. , you can sing well. If you sing randomly, you will not be allowed to sing at home in the future. When I heard this sentence, I felt that my dad was a musician.

One time, I went to participate in a singing competition. When the host read my name, I felt very nervous and scared. I thought to myself, it’s over, what should I do when it’s my turn? Finally, I went on the stage. As soon as the music played, I regained my composure. My classmates shouted from the stage, "Come on, come on." When I started singing, I sang loudly. I imagined myself singing the same song while taking a shower at home. After singing, I shouted loudly, thank you, I hope everyone supports me!

!Finally , when the award was handed out, the host announced that the first place was... the second place was Luo Yaobao. I was shocked at the time. I don’t know how to sing. It was my first time to win an award.

Back home , I said to my dad: "Dad, how many prizes did you say I won?", and my dad replied, "How many prizes did you win, you will get a commemorative award." Oh, you just said that to me, you don't believe it. My strength, I finally got the certificate and showed it to my dad, yo, not bad, my dad said. I'll attend then. Bring back the first prize. OK! I said that.

This is me, persisting to the end despite tension and fear! This is me 7

Who is that sensitive, persistent and happy boy? Of course it’s me.

Whenever I get up in the morning, my hair is always messy because of my bangs. I only came to comb my hair after breakfast. But I also love combing my hair. Sometimes I slant my hair to the right, sometimes I slant my hair to the left, and sometimes I slick my hair straight down. This is my personality trait of pretending to be cool.

Another characteristic of mine is that I love reading. One time my father bought me a set of books called "The Naughty Horse and Little Tiao". I briefly read it and found it very interesting, so I read it with gusto. It seemed like six hours had passed in the blink of an eye. Suddenly I accidentally dropped the book on the ground, and I came to my senses. I looked at my watch and said, "Ah, it's already seven o'clock" I shouted. This is me, I can't stop reading.

My hobby is badminton. Once, I was playing badminton with my father in the community. I said I should wait a little longer, and my father agreed. We fought for two hours before we got home.

I am who I am, sensitive, persistent, lively and happy. This is me 8

My name is He Jiabi, I am 13 years old this year! I am a rat, and my mother made up a catchphrase to describe me: a rat in the middle of the night--very active. I have short hair. What is most distinctive about me is my eyes. These eyes are very strange. They are single and double, one small and one big.

My advantage is that I am very generous. As long as my classmates ask me to borrow something, I will always lend it to them without hesitation. I have many shortcomings, the biggest one is my carelessness. In every exam, I always lose a lot of marks that shouldn't be wrong. I remember that in a clip art competition, I was far ahead, but during the scoring, I didn't pay attention when gluing, which caused the feet I glued to fall off, so I missed the first place.

I have many hobbies, such as: painting, sports... My favorite is sports, and I have won many awards in school sports meets. Among all sports, my long jump score is the best. Whether it is standing long jump or sand pit long jump, I am always among the best, so I became the sports committee member.

This is me, the active me, the careless me, the athletic me. Although I have many shortcomings, I believe that through my efforts, I can turn my shortcomings into advantages. This is me 9

Hello everyone, my name is Wu Yunchao. I have a pair of big ears, two eyes as bright as marbles, a round head, and dark skin, so the classmates in the class also Call me "Black Loach".

I like music and sports, and street dancing is my true love.

Hip-hop dance is not only a sport, for me, it taught me to be brave. Before, I didn’t dare to try boldly. After learning hip-hop, I feel confident in everything I do.

I have a belly like a bottomless pit. At home, my parents call me a "snackie." Why do I get such a title? It all started on the night of my 9th birthday. We went to a famous restaurant to have a buffet. My uncle encouraged me and said, "You must eat that money back!"

I walked around the restaurant After walking around for a while, my eyes suddenly lit up and I discovered my favorite steak. I ate six steaks in one go, setting a new record for steaks in our family. I also ate two ice creams and some pasta. Seeing this, do you also think that I am particularly good at eating?

This is me, the gluttonous me! This is me, I love music! I hope to show a better version of myself every day! This is me 10

Me, the original me, me, the real me. He does not have the clever mind of a great scientist, nor is he as brave as an astronaut to practice. I have my personality and my hobbies. ——Inscription

I have triangular eyes, eyebrows with willow leaves, and a face with oval seeds, that’s all. right! I forgot, there is a conspicuous mole at the corner of my mouth. Others say that the mole is in a bad location, but I don’t think so.

I can say that I have become accustomed to my character. My personality is not as elegant as that of a girl. On the contrary, I am a bit carefree and a bit stubborn at the same time. I remember one time, I was playing with some good friends. When we were having fun, I suddenly slipped and fell onto my back. My arms were bleeding. Several timid girls The child was so frightened that he covered his eyes. Some classmates also told me: "Hurry and go to the doctor. The injury is serious. I'm afraid I will need a few stitches?" At this time, someone handed over the toilet paper, and I put the toilet paper on the wound. On the last post, I pressed it hard a few times, put my sleeves down, and said nonchalantly: "It's okay, it's not that serious. Come on, let's continue!" Those classmates looked at me worriedly, but didn't say anything else, because They know that I am stubborn.

My personality is difficult for some boys to compare with. Now, let me talk about my other personality. This is me 11

I am a good boy, kind-hearted and kind, but my academic performance is average. After careful study, it turns out that it is related to my love of wandering far away. Therefore, the teacher always stares at me in class and often talks to me. Every time I feel guilty, I secretly make up my mind to correct myself, but within a few days I do it again. I even "hate" myself. Why can't I live up to my expectations?

Teachers and parents, I am so afraid that I will change too late and make you lose confidence in me. If this is the case, why would I have the dignity to stand in front of my classmates? My desire for progress is as intoxicating as my desire for the joy of success, but I am so lazy and cowardly that I can never defeat myself. I see other students writing that they have ideals and pursuits, but I am extremely ordinary. I really can't write anymore, but I still don't want to live up to the teacher's expectations.

I am also a boy with advantages. I am full of curiosity about things and always want to understand the unknown things. In addition, I have always respected and admired my elders and teachers from the bottom of my heart. When my parents criticized me for being useless and my teachers were extremely harsh on me, I always had a sense of "happiness". I am not afraid of criticism from others, I am afraid Others don't care about me.

I am an ordinary student. Can you reserve a place for me among the students you come into contact with and like?

The teacher feels deeply: This question is just for you to know yourself and examine yourself. I don’t care whether the article is earth-shatteringly good, or whether the words are gorgeous, I only care whether I can see the real you! When I read "I can't stand it any longer," I really couldn't stand it anymore, and I had all kinds of emotions in my heart. My heart cannot be equally divided among every student, but it will always stay three feet away for a child with such a soul! This is me 12

Hello everyone! My name is Ye Hongzhi, I am 11 years old and in fifth grade.

I have thick eyebrows, big eyes, a small upturned nose, and a mouth that always smiles!

I am a timid person who is afraid of the dark, so let me tell you!

Last Friday, after I took a shower, I went to the store with my mother to play. I was playing on the computer in the store, my mother went to play with her good sisters, and my father was repairing cars. They came back more than an hour later, and my father had finished repairing the car. My mother asked me to buy mineral water, and I happened to be fascinated by playing on the computer. I didn't hear my mother tell me to buy mineral water, so she turned off the computer and I was very angry. I asked: "Why do you need to turn off the computer?" My mother said, "Playing so obsessed will make me short-sighted." I said, "I can do whatever I want, you can't control it." My mother and I quarreled, and finally my mother slapped me in the face and ran to the little boy who came home with tears streaming down his face. On the way, I thought the big tree was a bad guy with a sickle coming to hit me, and I thought the cat was a leopard coming to bite me. I quickly squatted down and shouted to the sky: "Mom, Dad, come quickly!" Fortunately, my father was driving behind me! Me, my father talked a lot when he drove me back to the store. I listened to my father's advice and said in my heart that I should apologize to my mother. When I got to the store, I took the initiative to apologize to my mother. My mother forgave me, and I was very happy!

This is me who is timid and afraid of the dark, but also loves to play with computers! I hope everyone will get to know me more!

My surname is Yu, my name is Xinyue, and I am from Hangzhou. A student from an ordinary middle school in Yuhang District.

There is a word "Xin" in my name, which not only explains the time when I was born: when the sun just rose, but also explained the day when I was born. "Xin" is changing with each passing day. I have been changing and improving since I was a child. Not only my knowledge has increased, but my appearance and height have also changed with age. Speaking of which, I am already 14 years old. She is no longer young, but her heart of being happy and joyful every day has not changed. I think this is what the so-called "childlike innocence" is.

The word "joy" represents exactly that. My character is like those kindergarten children who grin every day, laughing, carefree and happy every day. This is the most expressive expression in my life. I won’t be angry for even one or two days. In two or three days, or at most one or two classes, all the unhappiness will be forgotten, leaving only the endless jokes and the joy of "full of talents". I don't like to show off or show off. I just want to be my happy self.

"Yu" is not only my last name, but also reflects my easy-going personality. As the saying goes, "Yu Yun, Yu Yun means permission." If there is any difficulty for me to help, I will not hesitate to agree to his request and help him. I think this should be the most outstanding characteristic of our people with the surname "Yu"

Yu, Xin, Yue. These three words together are not only my name, they also represent my character... This is me 14

Hello everyone! My name is Wang Ziyuan, and my zodiac sign is "Monkey". I am eight years old.

My hair is black and shiny, my eyes are watery, which is interesting. My ears are so sensitive that I can hear sounds from several meters away, and I am eloquent. Mouth. This is me.

I work very slowly. Once, my mother woke me up early in the morning to get up for school, but I pretended to be asleep in bed. My mother said: "Don't pretend. Yes, I know you are pretending to sleep. "I saw that my mother guessed what I was thinking, so I had to slowly get up from the bed and put on my clothes. It took me more than twenty minutes to finish putting on my clothes. Look! I must have been slow enough.

Another time, I went to eat and played while others were eating. In the end, everyone else had finished eating, but I hadn’t finished yet.

Another time, teacher! Let us write a composition, and the teacher said: "It's time to write. "Others picked up their pens and started writing. Seeing others starting to write, I was still sitting there thinking and thinking, and finally figured it out. At that time, I saw that others were almost finished writing, but I had just finished writing, alas! I'm always slower than others.

look! This is me, do you know me? This is me 15

My personality is a lively and cheerful boy. I never give up on anything halfway because I am very patient. I have many hobbies, including fighting soldiers, reading comic books, playing military chess, etc.

I am not tall, only 1.52cm, but I have black hair, bright eyes, sensitive ears, a high bridge of nose, and a mouth that is not very expressive, but in With the encouragement of the teacher, I started to stop stammering when I spoke. This was all due to the teacher’s training and education.

I mentioned at the beginning that I am a patient person and never give up halfway. One time, my brother and I were doing homework at home. Both my brother and I had finished our homework. My brother had a car, but it broke and we didn’t know how to repair it. My brother and I were very curious about where the car was broken and what parts were inside. Because of our curiosity, my brother and I took the car apart. There are a lot of parts on the car, densely packed with them, and there are a lot of screws on the car. My brother and I removed a lot of them, but my brother had no patience to go out to play. I was thinking about it at home, removing one after another, and finally I found, One thread broke, and I thought: As long as you have patience, you will succeed. I wrapped the thread with tape. Wow! The car moved as freely as before. I called my brother over and said happily: "I have repaired the car." "Let's put the screws in!" I added. After we finished, my brother said : "You are really good!" "Nothing, it all depends on patience." I said, and my brother said: "I want to learn from you."

This is me, a very ordinary boy, but also Very kind.