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Speaking of the sentence from the bottom of my heart: In this scam of love, I am at most an undercover agent
1. Persuasive words are like an alarm clock that doesn't wake you up. It only works for others.
2. They tell me to get out at home, they tell me to get out of my house outside, they say I am poor in study if I don’t make up classes, they say I am a waste of money if I don’t make up classes, they say I am very picky about food, they say I want to become an immortal if I don’t eat.
3. The son asked his father what it was like to get married, and his father said that it was to delete all the music on your phone, leaving only your favorite one, and then loop it endlessly.
4. You are not worthy of your ambition, and you are not worthy of your suffering.
5. What you want to forget is not the memory, you just want to forget the person in the memory.
6. Don't cling to the past and refuse to let go, don't cling to the past and refuse to let go.
7. At the class reunion, I found that I couldn't even call out my name. I couldn't help but lament that I skipped too many classes. After eating, I realized that I had gone to the wrong private room.
8. It's okay to hit my deskmate, but I'm warning you, don't accidentally hurt me!
9. Sixty days of freshness, six months of running-in, six years of true love, and sixty years of habit.
10. People take pictures to make avatars, and you take pictures to make emoticons.
11. In fact, summer is pretty good, at least there are mosquitoes willing to like me.
12. Your good night is a light cord. With a gentle pull, the lights in the entire city are extinguished, and then night really comes.
13. If I lost a dollar, I might not even look for it, but if I bought a bottle of water with one dollar and accidentally spilled it on the ground without taking a sip, I would feel unhappy. Similarly, if I got you without any effort, I wouldn't be sad even if you ran away with someone else. But if I got you with all my efforts, do you know the kind of person who doesn't allow anyone to touch a hair on your head? How possessive.
14. Without you, even looking at the most beautiful scenery is meaningless.
15. In this love scam, I can at best be considered an undercover agent.
16. Don't rush to love me yet. If you are willing to taste my weird temper, possessiveness, selfishness, capriciousness and duplicity first, if you still love me after that, then you will be the only one in my world.
17. If things don't go as planned, please believe that God has other plans.
18. Before the age of 25, you should be as crazy as possible, watch a great concert, have a trip that you just want to go on, and have a best friend of the opposite sex who can throw your face at him at any time. Crying loudly in the theater, having an extremely high night, getting drunk once, and having a crazy but fruitless love. After the age of 25, you should spend quiet time, respect your parents, cook and clean, work and study, get married and raise children, put away your edges, hide your madness, and live a stable life.
19. Instead of compromising, I learned to accept.
20. No matter whether you are glorious or depraved in the future, whether you are in strong alcohol or smoke, in heavy rain, sunny, windy or rainy, I wish you happiness.
21. Excessive persistence is shameless.
22. Stupidity is contagious, don't come near me, I'm smart.
23. You are used to going to bed late, you like to be in a daze, you have no motivation to persevere, and you also find it difficult to be a happy person. You can't stand yourself like that, and you know that you have no ability to change. Don't be afraid and don't try to force yourself. Impermanence, there should always be a period of time that is wasted and there must be powerless unhappiness. Before everything gets better, give good luck some time. You will be grateful for these bad days in the future when things shine brightly.
24. You were so kind when you pushed me into the cliff, and you were so brave when you shot me in the back.
25. You go through some things and you think you are invincible, but there are always countless ways in life that make you lose embarrassingly again.
26. People who like you will naturally leave you a message, so why ask for it? If you talk about your feelings, they will naturally like you, so why ask for likes. If you are a sincere friend, why should you use polite words to maintain it? If there are few people in the list, why should you add some decorations and unsuitable clothes? Why wear it on your body, why make do with shoes that don’t fit your feet, why stay together with people without feelings. Collection of personalized sentences: In this scam of love, I am at most an undercover agent
1. To you, I am just an accident; to me, you are a love.
2. If you call me, even if I stay in the grave, I will have the strength to stand up and follow you.
3. Turn the memories into strong wine and drink it in your throat. From now on, you will never hold back or look back.
4. Happiness is not about getting everything you want, but enjoying everything you have.
5. The fish bone stuck in your throat, but you still like to eat fish; your mouth is full of tooth decay, but you still have a craving for sweets; he abandoned you thousands of miles away, but you are still willing to travel thousands of mountains and rivers to see him. The principle is the same, if you like it, just do it.
6. Find someone who is as warm as the sun and will bask in all your unworthy sadness.
7. How to euphemistically describe someone else’s ugly appearance
8. Don't think that I am stupid just because I trust you. In fact, I see many things in my eyes and keep them in my heart.
9. My goals are: lose weight, start a family, go abroad, and eat all over the world.
10. A child gave me one hundred yuan and asked me to be his parent. When I got to his class teacher, I immediately knelt down: Wife, listen to my explanation!
11. God gave you a pair of cheating eyes, but you use them to roll your eyes and waste resources.
12. In this love scam, I can at best be considered an undercover agent.
13. You probably still don’t understand how important you are to me. No matter how crowded the place is, I can still see you at a glance.
14. Don't call me fat, I will think you are jealous that I eat better than you.
15. I thought he was cold-blooded until I saw him greeting another person. You suddenly understand that some things can really come true without hard work. If you don’t love it, you will never be able to love it.
16. There is no one in this world that we cannot live without, only legs that cannot move and a weak heart.
17. As long as you are still unwilling in your heart, it is not time to give up.
18. Every time I see a skinny person on the street, I want to give her some meat because I have a kind heart.
19. If you use silence to avoid me, then I will use no contact to help you. /shuoshuo/
20. Neither cold nor hot is the most comfortable temperature in nature, but in the emotional world, it is the most desirous temperature.
21. Don't use your dignity to pursue someone who doesn't love you; don't use your time to wait for a love that doesn't belong to you.
22. I can no longer stand the life of being woken up by my own handsomeness every day.
23. Love is never about finding a pair of hands that suits you, but finding a pair of hands that are willing to hold you no matter how unsuitable they are.
24. No one can leave me, because when I feel you don't love me, I will leave first.
25. I just saw a good quote: We cannot stretch the length of life, but we can expand the width of life. I think this sentence makes so much sense! The meaning is: although we can no longer grow taller, we can continue to gain weight.
26. God gave me the nature of a foodie but did not give me the status of a rich man and the body of a model.
27. Happy people are not free from pain, but they are not affected by pain.
28. I gave up too much just to get you, but in the end I found that you are the one who should be given up the most.
29. Any relationship that requires enthusiasm to actively maintain every time makes me feel particularly tired.
30. If you can't wait, don't wait. Your infatuation cannot move someone who doesn't love you. What hurts you is not the other person's ruthlessness, but your persistence in fantasizing. Classic quotation: In this scam of love, I am at best an undercover agent
Introduction: Time determines who you will meet in life, your heart determines who you want to appear in your life, and Your actions determine who stays in the end. Don't worry, the best will be waiting for you in the future.
1. Because loneliness is the normal state of life, companionship is particularly precious.
2. Later I realized that no matter how much you talk about many things, it is useless, just like if you are holding a cup of hot water, although you are very thirsty, you will still put it down if you feel it is hot.
3. Be a sensible person, do not embarrass others, and do not embarrass yourself.
4. Every time I want to find someone to accompany me, I find that some people cannot be found, some people should not be found, and some people cannot be found.
5. Some things can be changed without hard work. Just like a fifty-yuan RMB, no matter how beautiful the design is, it will not be as attractive as a hundred-yuan RMB.
6. There are no real jokes in the world. All jokes have serious elements, but people who don’t want to understand will never understand.
7. If you care about something deeply enough, others will think it is a robbery if you touch it.
8. When you have accumulated enough disappointment, your heart will naturally become cold, and you will never look back.
9. No one cares how you cry in the middle of the night, and no one cares how many autumns you have tossing and turning. Outsiders only look at the results and support the process alone. When we all understand this truth, we will no longer be pretentious in front of others and talk around to seek comfort.
10. If I give up on you in the end, please forgive me, because all my enthusiasm has been consumed by you and disappeared.
11. When you feel lonely and helpless, think about the hundreds of trillions of cells that live just for you.
12. In fact, there are no cold people at all, it’s just that others are not warm to you.
13. There is no first come, first served relationship, the one who is not loved is the third party.
l4. Time determines who you will meet in life, your heart determines who you want to appear in your life, and your behavior determines who stays in the end. Don't worry, the best will be waiting for you in the future.
15. There is nothing to complain about. You are paying for the choices you made every second.
16. It is enough to scratch out the word "thank you" when scratching the prize. The same is true in love. There is no need to say thank you for your patronage before letting go.
17. No one can wait for you forever. People who have been disappointed enough will naturally let go. Love is accumulated, and it is the same if you don’t love anymore.
18. People don’t have to be too beautiful, as long as someone loves them deeply. People don't have to be too rich, as long as they live warmly.
19. People are always willing to believe the one who looks weak, and the person who is pretending to be strong will always be hurt.
20. In fact, the ending of many things has been predicted from the beginning, and all the troubles in the future are just to delay the end of the show.
21. Time passes day by day, and it seems like nothing has changed, but when you look back, everyone has changed. Some have gone from the eyes to the horizon, and some have entered the heart from companionship. People who are clearly in your heart become strangers when you turn around; feelings that you clearly don't care about can sometimes move you instantly.
22. There is no soft love in a hard city. Life is not Lin Daiyu, and it will not be charming because of sadness.
23. Now is the best, let alone the future. Time is hard to stay, it can only be gone forever.
24. No one will care about how much effort you have put in, whether you are tired or not, or whether it hurts from the fall. They will only look at where you stand in the end, and then envy or despise you.
25. In the years when you need to struggle, you should love someone who can give you motivation, not someone who can exhaust you.
26. No one can leave me, because when I feel that you don’t love me, I will leave first.
27. Love is never about finding a pair of hands that suits you, but about finding a pair of hands that are willing to hold your hands no matter how unsuitable they are.
28. Maybe what I miss all the time is not the old days, but the love that was never mentioned in the old days.
29. If you use silence to avoid me, then I will use no contact to help you.
30. Every time I see a thin person on the street, I want to give her some meat because I have a kind heart.
31. There is no one in this world that we cannot live without, only legs that cannot move and a weak heart.
32. You probably don’t understand how important you are to me. Even if the crowd is crowded, I can still see you at a glance.
33. Don’t say I’m fat, I’ll think you’re jealous that I eat better than you.
34. I thought he was cold-blooded until I saw him greeting another person. You suddenly understand that some things can really come true without hard work. If you don’t love it, you will never be able to love it.
35. God gave you a pair of cheating eyes, but you use them to roll your eyes and waste resources.
36. In this love scam, I am at best an undercover agent.
37. I think I am not suitable to quarrel with narrow-minded people because I worry that my sharp words will make the other person angry to death.
38. My goals are: lose weight, start a family, go abroad, and eat all over the world.
39. Don’t think that I am stupid just because I trust you. In fact, I see many things in my eyes and keep them in my heart.
40. Find someone who is as warm as the sun and will bask in all your unimportant sadness.
Editor’s Note: Time passes day by day, and it seems like nothing has changed, but when you look back, everyone has changed. Some have gone from the eyes to the horizon, and some have entered the heart from companionship. People who are clearly in your heart become strangers when you turn around; feelings that you clearly don't care about can sometimes move you instantly. Relationships are a scam, I can only be considered an undercover agent - The Extraordinary of 2020
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