High EQ satirizes people's circle of friends (30 sentences)

High EQ satirizes people's circle of friends (the first sentence) 1. I've never seen you like this, and I said no, and now I still confess like this.

The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

I finally know why there is famine in the world, because of your appearance.

Other people's money and wealth are external things.

The biggest mistake people make every day is to be too polite to strangers and too hard on those closest to them. Change this bad habit and the world will be peaceful.

6. When you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.

7. Your appearance is refreshing.

8. Your toilet cleaner is used in the same way as Fu.

9. You shameless woman, you always have to pay back when you come out to mix. Why not be a mistress? I curse you for being unhappy all your life.

10. Don't be afraid of being used. People use you, which means you still have use value.

1 1. The top of the head is as white as silver and the scales are not divided. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!

12. Only icing on the cake, who wants to send charcoal in the snow?

13. When I opened my eyes, I knew you were a monster.

14. Everyone is a gentleman, and everyone is not a villain; Everyone knows how to guard against him, but the most difficult thing to measure is those who say Yao and Shun, share the same aspirations, swear mountains and seas and have traps in their hearts. This hypocritical hypocrite is bound to do something.

You look very energetic. !

High EQ satirizes people's circle of friends sentences (below) 16. No matter what sharp words I use, I can't express my indignation at you at this moment.

17. Without you, how can we set off the beauty of the world?

18. In the past, a woman tried to change me. As a result, she only dismantled my parts and never put them on me again.

19. Children treat reward toys as companions, while adults treat partners as toys.

20. Let your mother push you back and start a new life. Your forehead is squeezed into shit by the door. Your mother caught you when you were born.

2 1. I thought you were just the middle number, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of two numbers.

22. I knew at a glance that you were born because your mother had been with aliens for too long.

23. Loneliness in life; Dream cup; The game is all night; Self-portrait of pornographic photos; Food phobia; Forged certificates; Women are masculine; Boys are sissy; Real-time virtualization; Marriage is uncertain.

24. You can see why there is famine in Africa.

Humus, which has been deposited for thousands of years, is a primitive species that scientists dare not study.

26. If you chase me naked for two kilometers, I'll call myself a hooligan!

27. I really want to put you in a cage and swim the streets, and try delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

28. There was no specific medicine to sell in the world, but when there were more wishful thinking people, some people began to sell it.

29. On the road of love, I always stop and go, and my mother says I can't walk.

30. Wings are not necessarily angels, but also birds.

Ironic sentences with high emotional intelligence connotation

Ironic sentences with high EQ connotation 1. Don't pretend to be beautiful and happy with me and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?

Look at you and you will know that you are the crystallization of love between donkey and horse. The morning chicken reports first, the dark crow makes noise early, and the orangutan is the plaintiff of your rape case.

I really want to put you in a cage and swim the streets, and try delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

I have always believed that as long as one thing is raised at the hearing, it will be basically solved-this is a problem that cannot be discussed.

Even though I am small, I am still great when I try to live for myself, but I don't know the size of greatness. -

6. When life turned everything into black humor with malice, I followed the trend and turned myself into a hooligan with higher education.

7. Fighter in scum, vip in scum, your brain was hit by lightning.

You are nothing special, but your face is strong enough. ...

All the projects were built under the banner of the people. It's all bean curd residue projects.

10. No matter what sharp words I use, I can't express my indignation at you at this moment.

1 1. A dinosaur that degenerates three times a day is the strongest waste in human history.

12. Without hair, dandruff is more prominent!

13. If a professor is not afraid of death, he is terrible. But if a professor is afraid of this and that and says nothing, the society will be even more terrible.

14. Don't be afraid of being used. People use you, which means you still have use value.

15. I'd rather understand your desperate resistance under hooligans than bear your ignorance under men!

Ironic sentence II 16 with high EQ connotation. Let your mother push you back and start a new life. You can't do this until your forehead is squeezed into shit by the door. Your mother caught you when you were born.

17. Men fool women and call it flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

18. What can I say? As long as your meanness doesn't affect us.

19. You are a kindergarten-level high school student, and you are a frog head with congenital Mongolian disease.

20. Do you have any childhood shadows? I think you have a shadow not only in your childhood, but also in your youth every year.

2 1. I don't know if I went to college or the college fucked me.

22. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.

The reason of constipation is that the gravity of the earth is too small.

24. Put Lao Zi in the right position, don't fart and don't take yourself too seriously.

25. I see you are a professional weaver, specializing in catching penguins.

26. I believe it's a pity that Raytheon can't touch you when it rains out of the street.

27. When you see a beautiful woman, you are tempted, and sweet words deceive your heart. (a complete collection of quotations. com)

28. You are the biggest pencil-box I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?

29. Do you know how your farm died? When you were a child, your mother fed you dung, and you didn't even have to eat your own fields! It' s really' fat water does not flow outside'!

30. People always want ghosts and gods to know when they do good things, but they always feel that ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things. We are too difficult to be ghosts.

Reply to sarcastic sentences in friends circle (30 sentences)

1. Every time I see you, I have an abnormal feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.

2. The adulterer Leng Mei is ashamed, but wearing a skirt is an ox.

You think you are the sun, and everyone else will revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

When the sky is still blue and the clouds are still clear, you shouldn't cry, because my departure doesn't take away your world.

You can see why there is famine in Africa.

6. Arguing with MM about whether a whale is a fish, I finally said that "the Japanese also bring a message", and she agreed that a whale is not a fish.

7. Love is not the whole of life. When you get old, you know that's just a part of life. I am immersed in love every day, and even men and women trapped by love will despise him.

8. Wings are not necessarily angels, but also birds.

9. Uncle, you look great, just like a stick.

10. Do you know how your farm died? When you were a child, your mother fed you dung, and you didn't even have to eat your own fields! It' s really' fat water does not flow outside'!

1 1. Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow! !

12. I'd rather understand your desperate resistance under hooligans than bear your ignorance under men!

13. A rose lasts forever, and a rose lasts forever.

14. I don't know if I went to college or the college fucked me.

15. God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made me heartache and tired.

16. I really don't know what these stars in China think. If they don't have any works, they can go to major film festivals to rub the red carpet every day. Old ladies in their forties are milking their breasts. Is this beautiful? And a French kiss kneeling on the red carpet. You think that's your bedroom? Going abroad is a disgrace to China people.

17. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

Is anthomaniac guilty? Don't worry, even if I am guilty, I won't commit a crime against you. It's just disgusting

19. Who are you making faces with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.

20. I want to be one of your teeth most, because at least you will hurt without me.

2 1. Children regard reward toys as partners, while adults regard partners as toys.

22. I have always believed that as long as one thing is raised at the hearing, it is basically solved-this is an issue that cannot be discussed.

23. Are those two light bulbs on your face? ! Don't plug in at night! Blind!

24. I took a photo of you on a whim and made a computer desktop, but I was infected with a computer virus!

25. Every woman who can do her best hangs a lady's sign.

26. Zhuge Liang didn't lead a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

27. It is inevitable to blame the hand of time and write love as love.

28. If you look innocent, you are sorry for the people and the party.

29. I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with my mouse, then select a Bird, hold down "ctrl-c" and keep "CTRL-V".

30. How did a man die? Seeing a beautiful woman-dying, getting it-a beautiful death.

High EQ satirizes life with short sentences.

Short sentences with high emotional intelligence satirize life-1. It is inevitable to blame the hand of time and write love as love.

2. God will regret that he didn't give people a wagging tail, thus reducing the effect of many expressions.

If a professor is not afraid of death, he is terrible. But if a professor is afraid of this and that and says nothing, the society will be even more terrible.

4. Look at your teeth. Are you and the dog the same ancestor?

5. Your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang, your love is deeper than Lu, your affection is longer, your personality is crazier, and your promise is more empty than the Monkey King.

6. Hypocrisy encourages us to cover up our sins with the cloak of virtue in an attempt to escape the accusations of others.

7. It's all my fault that my son came out to steal things. It is my poor education. I'm sorry for everyone!

8. The furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, because I was born in my motherland, but I don't know what is happening in my motherland.

9. As soon as I opened my eyes, I knew you were a monster.

10. If I hadn't met you, I would never have understood the true meaning of clothes.

1 1. I don't know if I went to college or the college fucked me.

12. As soon as you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.

13. Every time I see you, I have an abnormal feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.

14. Look, look at your face, this is called a shoehorn face, this is an authentic pig waist face!

15. A rose lasts forever, and a rose lasts forever.

The short sentence 2 16 satirizing the life with high emotional intelligence. The longer you have contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!

17. I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't tell you as much as you like.

18. You are just a remainder in the division formula. Even the perfect parts are not as good as the original ones. Your parts are only defective.

19. I really want to put you in a cage and wander the streets to taste delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

20. In fact, other people don't want to talk to you because they are too rare for you. Really, listen to me.

2 1. You are not a VIP or even an IP. You're just a p.

The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

23. A mother who was born without a father was born to spoil our outlook on life and world!

24. I will eat whatever you want. That's disgusting!

There was no specific medicine to sell in the world, but when there were more wishful thinking people, some people began to sell it.

26. You evil knife-wielder, nobody paid for forty miles.

27. Who are you making faces with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.

28. I tried to control the magic in my heart, but I ignored that you might just be the ghost who played soy sauce.

All the projects were built under the banner of the people. It's all bean curd residue projects.

30. You graduated from a school with mental retardation. You get full marks in every exam and get the highest scholarship every year.