Funny Chinese character jokes

1. Tiger said to Biao, sisters have given birth to three more children this time? I have been married for many years, but why am I still not pregnant? Can you tell me some experience?

2. Li said to the knife, "What kind of work have you done? You are so tired that you can't even lift your head?"

3. Jian said to Jian, where is the person who is always with you?

4. Deaf said to Long, brother, I installed ears yesterday, why can’t I still hear?

5. Rice and water. Bi said to the corpse, "Brother, let us go. With you, we haven't eaten for several days."

6. The girl said to Shi, "Hey, sister, you are really discerning. Why don't you find a Taiwanese businessman after not seeing you for a few days?"

7. Bi said to Bi, brother, don't be humble. How can I compare with you? If nothing else, our foundations are much different.

8. Qi said to Zao, "Brother, what are you worrying about? Tell me about it, little sister. You will be so worried that your hair will turn white."

9. People say to their fate, boy, thank me. Without me, you would have lost your life.

10. Tell me, buddy, don’t change your hair shape anymore. Look at the big slicked back I got done at the hair salon yesterday. Isn’t it cool?

11. Let me tell you, brother, you have such a wrinkled face, why don't you be more particular about calling a girl "sister" when you see her?

12. My husband said to me, sisters, even though it’s hot in the sky, why do you go out without even wearing a bra?

13. If it weren’t for you, how could I be wrong?

14. I said to you, in the TV news yesterday, you were the one caught in the act, right? You didn’t even fasten your belt?

15. Nan said to her, sister, now that she is pregnant, it’s time to change her old mentality of favoring boys over girls. Aren’t boys and girls the same?

16. Guo told Chao, just buy a broken mobile phone, there is no need to install so many antennas on your head to show off?

17. The seller said to the buyer, tomorrow, she and I will hold a wedding in the church, and you are welcome to attend.

18. Umbrella to Ping, from the perspective of waterproofing, herringbone houses are still better than bungalows.

19. To be fair, don’t shirk responsibility. In terms of the number of stabbings, I am not the main culprit.

20. The city said to the door, it’s better to have trouble with anyone than to have trouble with you every day, so let’s get divorced as soon as possible.

21. She said to Gao, "Did we let our family members take care of us in the hospital? I'm small, so you have to shoot the bow and arrow."

22. The bird said to the island, squatting on the mountain, you will be a big bird?

23. Shu said to Shan, "Oh my God, buddy, it can't be like this, right?" You have a girlfriend, are you so happy that you can’t even walk away?

24. "Bi" said to "Bei": If you are a husband and wife, why bother getting divorced!

25. "Jin" said to "Coin": Son, if you put on the doctor's hat, you will be worth a hundred times!

26. "Chi" said to "Jin": Sister, the results are out, you are pregnant with twins! 27. "Chen" said to "Ju": I have the same building area as you, but I have three bedrooms and two living rooms!

28. "Jing" said to "Pin": Isn't your home decorated?

29. "Lv" said to "Chang": Compared with yours, my family is bare.

30. "Zi" said to "Mu": Is your company laying off employees?

31. "Qian" said to "Shai": The sun is out, why don't you wear a straw hat?

32. "A" said to "people": I'm no longer younger than you. It's hard to move without a cane.

33. "No" said to "Wei": Balance is the last word.

34. "Bing" said to "Qiu": Look how cruel the war is, both legs were blown off.

35. "Unjust" said to "Rabbit": I finally found a nest.

36. "Zhan" said to "Dian": Did you buy a car?

37. "Dan" said to "Dan": If you are timid, why should you hire a bodyguard? !

38. "Big" said to "Tai": A hernia operation is actually very simple.

39. "日" said to "日"; you have to lose weight!

40. "Man" said to "Cong": Hey, those lovers are not allowed to trample on the lawn. 41. "Ren" said to "Cong": Why haven't you had conjoined separation surgery yet?

42. "Tu" said to "ugly": Don't think that shawl hair makes you look good. In fact, you are still old-fashioned at heart.

43. "Guo" said to "Chao": Oh, did you get a perm?

44. "Shit" said to "Urine": Dry and thin are different.

45. "Cun" said to "Guo": Old man, have you bought a recliner?

46. "Yu" said to "A": Isn't it harmful to the body to practice one-finger meditation like this?

47. "Mu" said to "Shu": If you have a mole on your face, do you think you are a beauty?

48. "Cha" said to "You": When did you get plastic surgery? What about that mole on your face?

49. Shan laughed at Qiu and said, "Hehe, why are you so short?" Qiu was a little unconvinced: "What? Sometimes I am taller than you!" Shan was surprised, and then a little angry. : "Huh, tell me, when will you be taller than me?" Qiu chuckled: "There is a great hero who once wrote a poem called "Man Jiang Hong", which was impassioned. You always know that, right?" Shan Thinking that Qiu was considering his knowledge, he immediately replied: "Yue Fei, who doesn't know about it?" Qiu hurriedly asked: "How to write the character Yue?" Shan Xinkou replied: "There is a character for mountain under the character Qiu, that's all. I want to pass the test!" Qiu said happily: "Look, isn't it? Qiu is on the top of the mountain. Doesn't that mean Qiu is higher than the mountain?" 50. He said back, Honey, you’ve been pregnant for so long, why don’t you say something? 51. But I can tell you, mother, don’t be too spoiled, aren’t you tired of having to hold your head against your child?

52. Mu told Sen that we haven’t seen each other for a few days, and my brothers are doing acrobatics.

53. Zhuo said to the table, you must have encountered a big scammer. Okay, why did you end up with a crutch? 54. Ping said to Ping, buddy, use some good shampoo, look at your dirty head, there is grass growing on it.

55. Sun said to Sun, yo, I’m talking about my friend, I haven’t seen you for a few days, and you’ve gained so much weight?

56. Tang said to Nang, buddy, go home quickly, there is a fire in your backyard. 57. Chou said to Niu, "Let's have a good time with her. It's not easy to find a woman like me."

58. Great confrontation: Son, there are only a few questions in this exam, and you got four of them wrong for your father?