What is the craziest ancient poem you have ever heard?

Wei Zhuang's "Ode to Fu Qin" is a masterpiece of Yuefu. There is a passage about the tragic scene in which nobles and civilians were humiliated after Huang Chao's army invaded Chang 'an. These women knew nothing about the world in their boudoir in their heyday, and were suddenly killed in troubled times, which made them very uncomfortable to read. There is a newly painted female eyebrow in the East, and I don't know the price. Brother Long can hold the car, and when he looks back, his eyes are full of tears. Learn to sew flags by spinning gold thread, and then go to saddle carving to teach you to walk. Sometimes I see my lover right away, afraid to look back and shed tears; There is a jurchen fairy in the west, and an inch of waves cut autumn water. Dressed like a mirror, he knows nothing about foreign affairs at a young age. The lady jumped up the golden steps with shame on her shoulder. He refused to leave Zhumen and died by the sword of red powder and balsam. There are women in the south who can't remember their last names. They were recruited by the good media yesterday. The glazed steps are unknown, and the jade curtain is empty. Suddenly I saw the blade ring in court, and my head was scattered in an instant. Crying in the sky, the female brother and sister went down the well together; Young women in the north push each other, and the clouds tear apart their eyebrows. I heard that the high door is broken, so I don't want to climb the heavy house. In an instant, the flame came from all directions, and I wanted to go down the ladder and destroy it. Shouting for help in the smoke, the body hanging on the beam has turned to ashes.