Talk about both sad and funny _ humorous and sad sentences

we need happiness and laughter, not sadness and sadness. But life is always tasteless and mixed, and sadness is also a seasoning. Below I have collected and sorted out some sad and funny stories for you to enjoy and learn from _ humorous and sad sentences!

Tell a classic story in a sad and funny way

1. If you want to fly high, you have to forget the horizon.

2. A man's goodness is only known by every woman around him.

3. Don't ask why the sun is so beautiful this day, and don't look at who gives the light.

　4. ? Not cold or hot? In nature, it is the most comfortable temperature, and in the emotional world, it is the temperature that makes people want to die most.

5. treat everything as a process, and finally make yourself more mature.

6. Marinate the shadow, air dry it, and drink wine when you are old.

7. Those who have poured cold water on me, I will boil it and return it to you one day.

8. In the vast desert, only the pace of advancing is the symbol of hope.

9. Life is sometimes crazy. We chase what we can't have, but give up what we need most.

1. Secret love is a pantomime, and it is a tragedy to say it!

11. It's the same with rolled trouser legs, some are boys, some are Shuai Shuai's, some are, and they are just like bears transplanting rice and fishing for fields.

12. Senior started the overbearing mode, and treading on thin ice was slightly corrupt.

13. I can let go of my love for you, for nothing else, but I hope you can be happy.

14. Persistence is a dream, and giving up is just a delusion.

15. I was crazy, stupid, persistent, persistent, I loved, and I lived alone in the end.

Tell the latest story in a sad and funny way

1. If you want to fly high, you have to forget the horizon.

2. A man's goodness is only known by every woman around him.

3. Don't ask why the sun is so beautiful this day, and don't look at who gives the light.

　4. ? Not cold or hot? In nature, it is the most comfortable temperature, and in the emotional world, it is the temperature that makes people want to die most.

5. treat everything as a process, and finally make yourself more mature.

6. Marinate the shadow, air dry it, and drink wine when you are old.

7. Those who have poured cold water on me, I will boil it and return it to you one day.

8. In the vast desert, only the pace of advancing is the symbol of hope.

9. Life is sometimes crazy. We chase what we can't have, but give up what we need most.

1. Secret love is a pantomime, and it is a tragedy to say it!

11. It's the same with rolled trouser legs, some are boys, some are Shuai Shuai's, some are, and they are just like bears transplanting rice and fishing for fields.

12. Senior started the overbearing mode, and treading on thin ice was slightly corrupt.

13. I can let go of my love for you, for nothing else, but I hope you can be happy.

14. Persistence is a dream, and giving up is just a delusion.

15. I was crazy, stupid, persistent, persistent, I loved, and I lived alone in the end.

humorous and sad sentences

1. I am alone and give her all my love. You, get out!

2. Those who lose money lose little, those who lose health lose a lot, and those who lose courage lose everything.

3. when you find that someone has written your name in the signature, it will be really warm.

4. God said I was handsome, but I laughed. As a result, I said I was more handsome when I smiled. I shouted to the sky: Me! Handsome! Lightning came from the sky, and God said, Lie!

5. You may be worthless in front of one person, but priceless in front of another.

6. Don't tell me those stories about the black society as a common people.

7. I dare not compete with you for my looks, but my uniqueness is unparalleled by you.

8. who are you if you don't accompany the sunset and make a comeback?

9. I don't have to eat for you, so can you not drink water for me?

1. I envy you being with people you like, unlike me, who are surrounded by people who like me.

11. You want to forget unhappiness, but it always comes back to you when you are happy.

12. I know that the man with a sword is not necessarily a swordsman, but he must be a swordsman.

13. I used to play hard, but now I play hard.

14. How many people change from fat to thin, from love to hate, from simplicity to depravity for the other half.

15. I wish the teenager who cheated my feelings a long life without love, childlessness, loneliness and longevity.

16. When things change, people should only be quiet, not restless, even if they are determined to save themselves.

17. Before getting out of the elevator, press all the buttons on all floors, and then leave as if nothing had happened.

18. everything is rough, and after years, it's all the same? Not bad? .

19. Students just learn to live. If they learn to a certain extent, they will become graduate students, and if they are better, they will become doctoral students.

2. I look so good when I'm fat, but I'll get it if I lose weight.

21. Things are always unpredictable, and a person's fate often changes in an instant.

22. Youth is limited. Don't waste time for people who don't love themselves!

23. Do you know why I hit you with it? Because it's called a dog stick!

24. When waiting for the bus, I found that all those who should have come didn't come, and all those who shouldn't have come.

25. You are not allowed to be the happiest person in the world, because I am the happiest with you.

26. If you ruin your life, Warcraft will be poor for three generations. If you don't touch the two, you will become Gao Fushuai.

27. Follow me! It's my fault that I can't give you happiness, but who makes you unhappy and I'll fucking cut him down?

28. Our memories are fixed at a certain moment, and we are at arm's length, but some are familiar but unwilling to remember.

29. After missing the women who love to rummage through their mobile phones, they all meet women who love to rummage through their wallets.

3. stand up when you fall, change your posture and then fall.

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