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Self-portraits and beautiful photos in the circle of friends
2, what makes me tired now, what I want to give up, don't be reasonable.
It's almost Qixi Festival, and you are going crazy. Listen to me, brothers. You have had a good day by yourself for so many years.
4, like a person who doesn't like you, maybe if you show him your heart, he won't be moved.
You said that no matter what I became, you would never leave me, so I took off my mask and watched you escape.
6. Be kind to yourself even if life doesn't spoil you.
7. Many people will care about what others think of them and hope to get everyone's approval, which will increase a lot of troubles. Life is fair, and a wonderful life needs an enterprising heart.
8, single all the year round, we must reflect on whether the gender requirements are too strict.
9. I thought you were a thousand miles of spring flowers, but in fact you were just the sun and the moon on both sides of the Milky Way.
10, Jianghu is not easy to mix. Hide under my bed.
1 1. I'm nuwa. I'm dying of heat. Give me 5 yuan for an ice cream, and I'll pinch you a companion.
12, the memory of the past is indelible, but the sadness is also lingering.
13. Humans are so cute. Ask me what I am doing when I don't sleep at night. What else can I do? Of course, I was wondering how to contact aliens to blow up the earth.
14, loving you is not a game, crying is not an act, and instant happiness is not beautiful.
15, come with me. I have a mouth to eat, and you have a bowl brush.
16, if you really want to work hard, the worst result in life is just a late bloomer.
Sometimes, the hardest decision we make is the best thing we have ever done.
18, what kind of destination is worthy of this road.
19, I don't want other people's hugs because there is no heartbeat; I don't want other people's hugs, because it doesn't smell like you.
20. How to transfer the money in my head to the bank card? It's urgent to wait online
2 1, after a long time, things have changed. There is a friendship as light as tea. There was a time when it was as clear as water.
22. Spend more time getting to know yourself and less time dealing with others. Because in the end, the person who can give you the most favorable help is not others, only yourself.
23. Being a man is not about how many people you know, but about how many people know you when you are in trouble.
24, life is like this, unguarded surprises, sudden disappointment.
25. I have a little mind, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it.
26. Do you know why I am single? Generally, I am handsome and will not be considered.
27, this life is either happy or sad or happy, it is not a pity to meet you.
28. Don't say that you have nothing. You are a good mobile phone player at night.
29. How many steps do I have to take to become your baby? Can I go to heaven in one step?
30. The world needs us, and we also need the world.
3 1, the solemnity of moonlight, the soul of music, everything is just an illusion, fleeting.
32. Protect single dog. Without love, there is no harm.
Life is not a movie, there won't be so many unexpected encounters.
34. Some roads still need to be taken by yourself, and no one needs to accompany them; In some scenes, I only touched myself, not others.
35. Don't take good words seriously; Don't take bad words seriously; If you take them seriously, you will lose.
36. You should walk more when you are young. Walk more, and you will find that the whole world is lovers, and you are the only one in single dog.
37. Every day without dancing is a disappointment to life.
38, what Tanabata is not Tanabata, I am still very embarrassed without your mother.
I hope you have stars in your eyes and mountains and seas in your heart. From then on, you will realize your dream.
40. Some scenery can only be liked, but not collected, just as some people are only suitable for meeting and not for long-term companionship.
4 1, I spilled a handful of salt into the universe. I can't sleep at three o'clock tonight, eat at four o'clock tomorrow morning, and bake a small planet with salt.
42. There is no despair in the world, only desperate people.
43, less melodramatic! Adults, not urged by many storms, swallow their sadness.
44. I want to go to the movies with my friends. What good friends recommend?
45. The single boy's name is single dog. Do you have a description of single girls? A teenager who has been single for 20 years replied: the dog ignores it.
46. Don't let single dog go out in winter. If you fall, it will turn into ice and ice!
47. The girl who is easy to chase is not because she is cheap, but because she loves you. The girl who is not easy to chase is not because she is arrogant, but because she is unwilling to make do.
48. Clocks and watches can go back to the original point, but they can never go back to yesterday.
49. Don't care too much about what others say about you behind your back, because people who are better than you are too lazy to mention you and slander themselves.
I want to go to the movies with my date tomorrow. Do you have any good dating recommendations?
5 1, the road depends on yourself, even if it is bumpy, you must live on your own.
52. Life is neither long nor short, just enough to have a good look at the world.
53. No matter how beautiful a woman is, if she doesn't struggle, she is still a decoration.
54. You're reduced to single dog, and I'm more expensive for single dog. We don't want ours, and there are varieties of dogs.
55. Among thousands of people, we are lucky to meet.
56. The round face is a symbol of the fairy's magic. The bigger the cheeks, the greater the power.
I am no longer single dog this summer. Please call me hot dog.
58. Always expect and always be disappointed. Life is not always like this. It is vulgar and tasteless, elegant and frivolous.
59. Without economic independence, there is a lack of self-esteem; Without ideological independence, there is a lack of autonomy; Without personality independence, there is a lack of self-confidence.
60. The ship of friendship capsized, but the ship of love sank. Only single dog's boat can stand.
6 1, life is practice, short is travel, long is life.
62. Come and tell me if you like me. People have to experience the feeling of being rejected by beautiful women all their lives.
63. Life is beautiful for some people, who have been striving for a certain goal all their lives.
64. It's good to talk about being single, but you will still be silent when you see a couple.
65. May the person you miss say good night to you, and may you not feel lonely when you are alone.
66. Life is like a stage. You didn't know how great you were until the curtain call. So don't worry, don't give up easily, and you will get everything you want.
67. The person I love is not my lover. Every inch of his heart belongs to another person.
68. Don't disappoint your ambition and your suffering.
69. No matter how beautiful a person is, there will be desolation; No matter how persistent the future is, there will be a past; No matter how beautiful the melody is, there will be a sad feeling; Don't forget what you once had; Cherish what you have already got; Do not give up what belongs to you; What is lost is left to memory.
70. When two people quarrel, the person who said sorry first didn't admit defeat and didn't forgive. He just cherishes this feeling more than the other party.
7 1, there will be love and bread, but don't forget to bring your brain.
72. What will eventually get you into it is always beautiful at first.
73. You should like those people who can make you feel beautiful and warm. Not those who let you down and feel useless.
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one. When we finally meet the right person, we should be grateful.
75. Those who can't unscrew the bottle cap are all married, and those who can unscrew are still screwing themselves.
Why is everyone celebrating Valentine's Day and my family celebrating Labor Day?
77. Show loving people changed batch after batch, and only I was single.
78. The meaning of hard work is probably: Don't have nothing but tears when your parents need you. When your children need you, don't have nothing but shame. Don't look back when you have nothing but waste.
79. I am looking forward to summer more and more. There is a faint fragrance of flowers in the wind. Green just embraces the sunshine, and your eyes are full of hope. You came to me with a smile of sunshine and fruity fragrance!
80. Spoil yourself in the first place and enjoy yourself in the world.
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