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Time: During the Second World War

Venue: the home of Madame Bernard, France

Character: Madame Bernard (French housewife)

Jack (Mrs. Bernold's son)

Jacqueline (Mrs. Benod's daughter)

Three German officers (a major and two lieutenants)

One early winter night, there was a strong wind outside. In Mrs. Benod's house, there is a lonely long table in the dim light. Sitting at the table, Mrs. Benod is carefully sealing a small metal tube in a small candle.

Mrs. Benoit-it seems that this is the only place that is not threatened by fucking Germans.

Jacqueline-(chewing candy and asking innocently) Mom, what is this?

Mrs. Bernold-(serious face) A very important secret, dear, so I can't tell anyone.

Jack-I know, we have to make sure that thing is in good condition before Uncle Meade comes next Tuesday. Right? (a little smug look at my sister)

Jacqueline-(pouting) Of course I know. Uncle Meade likes me best. Today, he brought me candy. But mom, why is Uncle Meade wearing German clothes?

[Mrs. Benoit has put half a candle on the candlestick and put it in the most conspicuous place on the dining table.

Mrs. Benod-Jack, Jacqueline, I'll explain something to you later. Now you two should remember that this candle is a very important thing, and from now on, we are responsible for its safety. In order to drive the Germans out one day, we must hold on at all costs, understand?

Jack-(stands up like a man) Don't worry, Mom.

Jacqueline-(nods) Mom, I understand. I really hate Germans.

Mrs. Bernold-(staring at the candlestick and muttering to herself) At all costs, including our lives.

[Not long after, pengpeng, there was a rough knock at the door, and three German officers came to make a routine inspection. Strangely, after the inspection, they didn't mean to leave, probably because it was too windy outside.

Captain: This is a dark room. Why don't you light a candle? (lighting candles in secret)

Mrs. Benod-(hastily takes out an oil lamp) I'm very sorry, gentlemen, I forgot to light the lamp. Look, this lamp is brighter, so you can put out this dim little candle. (Blow out the candles)

Captain A- (impatiently) It's so dark at night that it's good to light more candles. (Light the burning candle on the metal tube again) Is it brighter?

Jack-(casually walks to the table and picks up the candlestick) It's really cold. Gentlemen, let me go to the woodshed and get some firewood for the fire.

Captain B- (harsh voice) Can't you use candles? (recaptured candlestick)

[Jack reluctantly walks to the woodshed and gets off. ]

Mrs. Bernold-(speaking slowly and quietly) You know, sir, it's dark in the woodshed. ...

Captain B- (glancing at her discontentedly) Madam, in your own home, you should believe that your son has enough ability to cope with this small woodshed. He knows this small woodshed like the back of his hand. Will he bring a nest of rabbits from the woodshed?

The candle burns shorter and shorter. Jacqueline yawned lazily and walked to the major.

Jacqueline-Commander, it's getting late and it's dark upstairs. Can I take the light upstairs to sleep? Her jewel-like eyes look lovely by candlelight.

Major-(smiling at her pink face) Of course, beautiful little angel. I also have a daughter as big as you, as lovely as you. Her name is Marina.

Jacqueline-(smiling as pure as a lily) I think she must miss you, Mr. Commander. Chatting with you is interesting, but I'm really sleepy.

Major. Good night, little girl.

Jacqueline-Good night, gentlemen. Good night, mom.

Mrs. Benod-(softly) Good night, dear.

[Jacqueline walks slowly upstairs with a candle. When I stepped on the last stair, the candle went out.

Jia-21year-old, college student.

-20-year-old college student, his girlfriend Jia.

Father and mother-about 50 years old, farmer, Jia's father.

Dajun -2 1 year-old, college student, Jia's hometown.

Classmate A-2 1 year-old, college student, his best friend Jia.

First act

Scene: school playground (there is a stone bench on the right side of the stage center)

[voiceover] Liang: Come down quickly, I still have your book!

Lan: hey ~! I'll be right down ~! Wait for me at the basketball court first ~!

Liang (stepping back from the right side of the stage): Then hurry up ~!

[Liang walks to the stone bench] Hey ~! I said you pass the ball ~! Vote! Vote! Good shot!

[Liang sits down and looks at his watch, Lanshang]

Lan: Here it is! (Lan sits down) Are you anxious to wait for me?

Liang: No!

Lan: No? Then why do you always look at your watch?

Li: I ... I know what day it is.

Lan: So what's the date today?

Liang: April 25th!

Lan: What about waiting another six days?

Liang: labor day ~!

Lan: Except May Day?

Liang: Except May Day, it is May Day ~!

[Lan seems angry and stands up to pretend to leave]

Liang (stands up to Lalanlan): Are you angry? I'm just kidding you! How could I forget your birthday present?

Lan: bah! (Laughing through tears) So what are you going to give me for my birthday?

Liang: I will send you a bunch of roses!

Lan: (angrily sitting back on the stool) You only send flowers?

Liang: (coaxed) What did you say you wanted?

Lan: I want the skirt we saw last time we went shopping. Does it look bad on me? But you forgot to bring money last time!

Liang: Just the one over two hundred?

Lan: Hmm!

[a bright face is hard to show]

Lan: What's the matter? Isn't your father the big boss? Ask him for more! (takes out chewing gum)

Liang: I ... Hey! Ok, I'll buy it for you! I will buy you another birthday cake.

Lan: Great! We will have a new crystal lover. How romantic!

Liang: How long ago was that?

Lan: Only over 200 ~!

Liang: Huh?

Lan: What's the matter?

Liang: Nothing! Nothing!

Lan: Then it's settled ~! I know you are the best for me! (Looking at my watch) I have to go to class! Bye. (End)

[Sitting on the bench worrying, classmate A is playing on the left side of the stage while talking on the phone]

A: Brother Liu, I am short of money! Give it to you in two days! ..... don't! That boy Jia owes me 400 yuan and hasn't paid it back yet. ...

I know! I know! You wait, wait for him to pay me back, and I will pay you back ~! ..... Of course! Sure! No problem! All right! Thank you, Brother Liu. Good-bye then!

[Brett finds A ready to slip away]

A: Jia! Hey! It's really your boy!

Liang: Brother, I have to leave in a hurry. See you later ~! [Want to go]

A: (Holding a lamp) Stop, you boy! I've been looking for you for days! Go! When will you pay back the 400 pounds that Yuan You owes me?

Liang: Brother Wang, I'm really sorry for you. I just paid the fat man 300 yuan two days ago, and this little abital asked me for 200 yuan. I can't help it now ~!

A: Yes! Don't give me that! Give me an approval letter today. When is it mine?

What do you think ... how about next month?

A: [impatient] Next month! Next month! How many fucking times have you told me that next month?

Liang: No way!

A: Watch it at our buddy's party on May 1 Sunday! If I can't pay back the money by then, don't blame me for being rude!

Liang: OK! No problem! [A below]

Liang: Take your time! Hey ~! I'm worried about Lan Lan's birthday! Another debt! I'm in debt. Who will lend it to me? what can I do?

[thinking] it seems that this is the only way. (Light at the bottom right)

Act ii

[Liang takes out a pen and paper, sits down to write a letter, and sees that Dad is very happy from the top left]

[voiceover] His uncle, what are you going to do?

Dad: Oh! His second aunt! Liangzi wrote it today, so I have to go home and have a look!

[voiceover] Look at you!

[Dad laughs, keeps walking, walks to the steps, sits down, lights the pot and reads the letter]

Liang: Dad, are you all right?

Dad: OK, OK, OK, as long as you study hard at school, dad will be fine!

Liang: I won't go home on May Day.

Dad: (stands up) Why don't you come back? Did something happen at school?

Liang: Dad, don't worry. A TV station asked me to practice.

Dad: [Turn sorrow into joy] Good thing! The future is boundless! The future is boundless!

Liang: But they said ... I have to pay an internship fee of 1000 yuan, so I ...

Dad: Hey! Why is it so difficult to support a college student now? This money? Think again ~!

Act iii

[Raja at the top right]

Lan: Honey, is there anything for me?

Liang: What is it?

Lan: (angrily) bah! You forgot again? What about the birthday present you promised me?

Liang: Oh! Busy these two days ~! Can you buy it in a few days?

Lan: No! I want it now!

Liang: Be obedient! Shall we go shopping tomorrow?

[Lan looks unhappy]

[Army comes to power]

Jun: Jia Liangming! Jia

Liang: (impatiently) What is it?

Jun: Come here!

[bright smoke]

Jun: Liangzi, what have you become?

Liang: What's wrong with me?

Jun: Look at you now. You have been in college for less than a year, smoking, drinking, fighting and playing truant. What about you? ...

Liang: What's it to you?

Jun: OK, OK, it's none of my business. [Angry to leave, turn back] This is the money your father asked me to bring you. Here you are! ……

[Liang took the money and watched the army end]

Lan: Let's go shopping now!

Liang: Let's go ~!

Act IV

[In the morning, in the corner of the playground, Lan is wearing a new skirt and practicing her voice with a mirror in her hand]

Lan: Hey, ha, ... 800 pacesetters are lying on the north slope.

[Army enters] Army: Light light blue!

Lan: Hey, does the army have classes?

Dajun: No, I'm here to see you.

Lan: What can I do for you? Oh, look, Brett bought me a skirt. Does it look nice? (circle)

Army: [deadpan]

Lan: Go ahead. What can I do for you?

Dajun: [Thinking for a moment] Then I said not to be too bright, okay?

Lan: What's the matter? It's too serious.

Dajun: In fact, Guangming's father is not a big boss at all. Like me, he comes from the countryside.

Lan: (excitedly) No way! He bought me a skirt and a cake yesterday. We went to the park. . . . . .

Soldiers: Jia, Jia, what you are proud of is your father's blood money!

Lan: What? What? This, this, how is this possible? !

Dajun: [takes out the letter] See for yourself!

Lan: [After receiving the letter, I couldn't wait to open it and read it quickly] Impossible, impossible, absolutely impossible (running down)

Act v

Lan: (deadpan, holding the letter, just standing there)

[Light up and play]. What's the hurry?

Lan: Let me ask you again, is your father the big boss or not?

Jia: How are you?

Lan (loudly) you answer me!

Jia: (hesitates) Didn't I tell you earlier?

Lan: (with a wry smile) You are going to lie to me. You lied to me from beginning to end. How long will you lie to me for your vanity? !

Jia: (walks up to Lalanlan) Lan Lan.

Lan: (throw it away) Don't touch me!

Jia: Will you listen to me?

Your father sold blood for these clothes. You have to explain. What do you want to explain? (handing the letter to Liang) Look at it.

Liang (surprised to take the letter and open it, Lan runs down)

The lights are fading, chasing the light and lighting up with dad.

Dad: Your letter has arrived, Liangzi. Everything is fine at home. Don't worry. My family has a good harvest this year. Dad opened a tofu shop, and all the villagers in Shiliba Village came to buy dad's tofu.

Everyone says you are promising, and dad is not to mention how happy he is.

Liang: Dad ~!

Dad: Liangzi, you should cherish your school life these years! Study hard and don't live up to the expectations of fellow villagers!

On: [Action]

Dad: Liangzi, it's better outside than at home. Don't wronged yourself. You can buy anything you want to eat and drink ... your mother died young, and you suffered a lot to keep up with your father. Dad is in this heart. ...

Liang: Dad! I know, it's not easy for you to be at home ~!

Dad: Not easy? What is not easy? As long as you study hard, even if you sell iron, dad will give you up!

Liang: Dad ~!

Dad: Liangzi, I still remember your high school year. You are the first in our county. Dad stayed up happily all night, but our family was poor. Dad didn't have the money to buy you any presents, so he only bought you a jiaozi.

Liang: Then jiaozi is delicious! I still can't forget the smell. In order to pay for my college education, you have been busy all day and your hair has turned white. I'm sorry for you. I humiliated you.

Dad ... [kneeling]

[Dad reaches out and looks at the distance in this bright direction]

Birthday: A touching birthday.

The personnel teacher is about 20 years old and has just graduated from the normal school.

The students are in the sixth grade.

Sometimes it's Teacher's Day.

Local dormitory; classroom

Scene 1: In a teacher's dormitory, there is a desk and a chair. There are lights and books on the desk.

[The curtain rises: the teacher comes out, enters the dormitory, puts down the carton, sits at the table, takes out the photo frame, caresses and talks to himself]

Teacher, you see, I promised you that I would never cry again, but today, I made an exception. These students are really cute. You see, these are all the cards they sent me. They made it themselves. Well, this is painted by Xiao Qiang, and there are poems by Xiao Li, and this, this ... Mom, today is my birthday and my first teacher. Mom, you are right. I will never regret choosing to be a teacher. Because just now ...

(into memory)

Scene 2 In the classroom, teachers and students are decorating the classroom. Some are moving desks, cleaning chairs, writing blackboards and carrying water.

Student A, teacher, do you think this is ok?

Mercy, good.

Teacher and student B, look, are our tables all arranged?

Teacher, step back. Hey, yeah, yeah, okay.

Student C (leaning to the teacher) Look, Xiaomei is in a daze again!

She is tired, let her have a rest!

Student d teacher, then, help me wipe a rag.

[The teacher heard the sound and went to the bucket. The rag was thrown, but it fell into the bucket, and the water spilled out, wetting the teacher's face. She quickly takes off her glasses]

Student d I'm sorry, teacher, I didn't mean to, I ...

Teacher, it's okay, it's okay. I am going to wash my hands. You should hurry. The class meeting will begin soon.

Students B are all you. What are you littering? Look, the teacher's clothes are all wet!

Student D I didn't mean to, and ...

B, C: You are wrong! ……

Xiaomei, stop arguing. Do you think our teacher looks like a person? She just took off her glasses.

Student d is like a person? May?

Xiaomei is not!

Student A: Is that Rene Liu?

Xiaomei, um ... (shaking her head)

Student B: Oh, I see. (Students get together) It's Andy Lau.

[classmates break up]

What together!

Student d, teacher, male or female?

Of course, Miss B is a woman, but, but, tell me, who is the teacher like?

Xiaomei, I don't know! Anyway, she's just like a person.

Student d teacher, the teacher is like a person, she is a person.

Xiaomei, I said you! (short of breath)

Student A: All right, all right. (pulls Xiaomei aside) Xiaomei, I think you are too many stars. Look who you look like!

Teacher (enters the classroom) What? Who looks like who?

Student A is nothing, nothing. (cover up)

Student b Xiaomei says you are like a person. (blocked by a)

A teacher is like a person ... (thoughtfully, wearing glasses) Forget it, it's almost time, let's start!

Student A: All right, let's all sit down. (pause, clear your throat) Now, the class meeting of Class A, Grade 6, entitled "My Ideal" officially begins. Today is September 10 Teacher's Day. Let's wish the teachers a happy Teacher's Day first!

Thank you, thank you.

Student A Next, let's talk about our ideals.

Teachers and students 1 Today is our class meeting, so we don't have to be as casual and enthusiastic as class!

Student B (turns to both sides) You first? You go first? Neither, then I'll go first! My ideal is to be a soldier and defend my country!

Student C: Come on, you are the only one who is still defending the country.

Student B: What's wrong with me? What is your ideal?

Student C: My ideal is to be a doctor, a very, very good doctor. ...

Xiaomei Vivi, do you want to be a vet? (Laughter).

Student c is not!

Is the teacher a wonderful hand to rejuvenate?

Student C Yes, I want to be a doctor and have a pair of wonderful hands to rejuvenate.

Student D, look, what is your ideal? Too common. When I grow up, I will be a famous architect and build the tallest and most beautiful buildings in the world. Hey, do you know why the World Trade Center was bombed?

Together (seriously) Why?

Student d is waiting for me to rebuild! (Everyone boos)

Xiaomei, don't make any noise. Don't make any noise. I want to talk about my ideal, and I want to be clear.

Stars together!

Student b, everyone knows!

Xiaomei, this is my ideal. What happened to the star? They also need to pay to get something. Is that what the teacher said, teacher?

Teacher, no matter what your ideal is, you will get something only if you really pay.

Student A Hey, so, teacher, what's your ideal?

[One sentence arouses everyone's interest]

Yes, teacher, tell me about your ideal!

Student d, of course, the teacher!

Teacher (getting up slowly, laughing) Actually, I wanted to be an interpreter and learn many languages since I was a child, but I decided to be a people's teacher three years ago!

Student a three years ago? Why did you change your mind?

Teacher: Why? Why? (lost in reverie) For, for my mother.

Is your mother with you?

Teacher: Yes, (Dun) Xiaomei, didn't you say I look like a human? Actually, I brought her here today, because I know she must want to attend this class meeting ... (takes out the photo frame)

[Talk quietly between classmates, or look around.

Look, who is she?

Teacher Wang? (getting up and looking closely)

Xiaomei, I told you! It turned out to be our head teacher, Miss Wang three years ago. Except a pair of glasses. Is she yours ... Mom?

Yes, three years. Students sit down slowly, but only B is still standing. )

Student B has been a student for three years. When Miss Wang was ill, everyone went to the hospital to see her, and she talked and laughed with us. Who knows it's only been a week, just, just ... (left behind by A)

I was outside the door when you went to see her. My mother was really happy at that time. In fact, I've always been jealous of you. I privately complain that you children have taken over my mother. She always has endless papers and homework, but she has no time to accompany me to the park.

Student C: Mr. Wang Can helps us write our composition, which lasts for two or three hours at a time.

Teacher, this is her. You may not know, but she is still chanting in her hospital bed whose composition has improved again and who has the talent to recite. As far as I can remember, my mother never recited my merits. Until, until I told her that I would take her class and become a people's teacher, she smiled enviously, touched my head and said, son, you will never regret choosing to be a teacher. (sobbing)

Teachers are together. ...

Teacher (back, wiping away tears) Oh, sorry, I digress! Today, I miss my mother very much, maybe-maybe because I was born 22 years ago today, and that day was her first teacher's day! (Two students quietly)

Teacher, this lamp ...

The lights are dim, the music is playing, the students are holding cakes, and the candlelight shines on everyone's face.

[Music becomes lighter.

Teacher A, a student, overheard your birthday. Today, let's celebrate this special birthday and Teacher's Day with Mr. Wang and you.

Teacher I, what can I say? Mom, you see, your students, my students and our students have all grown up, and I am already a teacher, but I have also realized my childhood dream and become a caring translator. Mom, are you happy?

The music is getting louder and louder. In taichung, the teacher is holding a cake, and the students are surrounded on both sides, looking up and scattering fluorescent paper.

Family sketch "Shopping for Clothes"

Buy clothes for family drama, put on clothes.

Main characters: father and son (Xiaohua)

Opening ceremony:

1

The background music of sad music

Boss: (takes out 200) Cabbage is one Jin, 200 Jin is 200.

Dad: Boss, the wholesale price of a catty of cabbage last month 1.3 yuan? Why is there only one this month?

Boss: (disdainful) Last month, last month, this month, this month, the price of vegetables in the market fluctuated frequently.

Dad: Yesterday, my neighbor wholesale 1. 13 kg. Isn't this blackmail?

Boss: So what? You can choose another one if you don't sell it.

Dad: Boss, you embarrassed me. You know you are the only one who wants cabbage today. Boss, please give me more. We cut vegetables in the vegetable field at three o'clock in the morning, and we have to ride a tricycle to run these 200 kilograms of cabbage for more than 30 kilometers here. Just give me some labor.

Boss: (it doesn't matter) Give nothing, sell it or not (turn around and go).

Dad: Boss, boss,,,, (reluctantly leaves)

2

Doctor: You'd better go back.

Mom: Doctor, consider it as I beg you (kneel down).

Doctor: You embarrassed me. You sold your blood just now, and now you want to sell your kidneys. You are already very weak. Without a kidney, you will die. If someone really dies, I can't afford it.

Mom: Please be kind, doctor.

Doctor: Auntie, consider it as I beg you. You'd better go back (leave).

Mom: doctor, doctor,,,, (reluctantly leaves)

three

The room is very simple. There are only two chairs in it.

Dad wandered around the room (anxiously)

Mother fainted when she walked to the door.

Dad quickly put his mother on the bed and covered her forehead with a towel. Mother gradually opened her eyes, her voice was weak: (taking out money) Send it to her son quickly, let him eat and dress well, and don't be looked down upon.

Dad was distressed: you took so much money and went to sell blood again. I told you not to go. Besides, you have been in poor health, and you still need,,, (sobbing).

Mom: (coughing) It's all right. I am in good health. It's okay to shed some blood. Besides, the money I sell vegetables every month is not enough for my son to buy clothes. (Meditation) I wonder how my son is now. (Cough) The old man,,, (Dad doesn't know when he fell asleep) Mother patted the old man. Dad jumped up: it's dawn. I want to dig the ground to grow sweet potatoes.

Mom (laughs): You are crazy. Go back to bed and sleep. Don't worship God here. You should worship God and go to the temple another day.

Dad: whoever worships God is sleepy and yawns.

Mom: Stop hugging. Go back to your room and sleep. Remember to send money to your son tomorrow.

four

In the university, four people in the dormitory are playing poker.

Roommate 1: Xiaohua, your letter.

Roommate 2: Maybe your dad sent money again. You can be happy. You wear designer clothes and eat designer dishes. We don't have your blessing. Rich people are really different.

Xiaohua turned to open the letter outside the camp.

Son:

How have you been, son? My parents can't read, so I have to ask my neighbor Amao, who is in primary school, to write you a letter. Parents are illiterate and uneducated, so I hope you can study hard all day, find a job in the future, pay more attention to your health, don't be too tired, buy good clothes, eat well, study hard, supplement more nutrition, buy some supplements to replenish your health, and don't worry about your home. Your mother and I have a good life. The income is not bad The village head is very kind to our family, pushing me to be the next village head. Life at home is getting better and better, and my mother's health is getting better every day, so don't worry about home, study hard and ask for money from home if necessary. Dad will send it to you, that's all. The village chief urged me to go to the meeting.

five

Mom: How time flies! Five years have passed, and I wonder how my son is now. Old man, go to the city to see his son.

Dad: Now, I have to go. What would you do?

Mom: I'm not a child anymore. I grow vegetables and sweet potatoes at home. I'm hungry.

Dad: Look at what you said. I'm not at ease about your health.

Mom: I'm so old, aren't I? 1 take care? Besides, it's only a few days before you go. Don't worry, you can go and see how your son is now. I haven't seen him go home for years. I'm really worried that something will happen to him outside.

Dad: Here,,,, (I went to the city to see my son anyway)

station

Xiaohua's father came to the big city and dialed his son's phone at the station.

Dad: Xiaohua, dad has arrived at Tianhe District Station.

Xiaohua (surprised) Dad, you stand still. I'll pick you up. (hangs up)

Dad: The buses in big cities are really different. No command. I didn't expect such a discount in the city. You don't have to pay by bus!

Foreigner: Excuse me! Can you tell me how to get to the Bank of China?

Dad (staring blankly): Oh. Yeah, yeah.

The foreigner shook his head and left inexplicably.

Dad: Why are there so many foreign devils? Isn't China liberated? Did the foreign devils invade China again?

Xiaohua arrived at this moment.

Xiaohua: Dad! (They hug) Dad, you have worked hard!

Dad: It's been five years. Seeing that you are well now, dad is relieved (sobbing).

Xiaohua: Dad, don't do this.

Dad: You went home once two years ago, and you haven't since. We thought something had happened to you (sobbing).

Xiaohua: I ... couldn't find a good job two years ago, and I didn't go home without money.

Dad (serious): Don't go home without money? Your mother is looking forward to your coming back every day. Your mother is worried about you and can't sleep at night. People lost a lot of weight.

Xiaohua: Dad, I'm sorry for Mom! (sobbing)

Dad: In the last two years, you called back and said you found a unit. Why don't you go back? You know, your mother ... (sobbing)

Xiaohua: I ... I found a woman busy decorating the house.

Dad (harsh voice): With this family, forget that. You forget your parents if you have a wife. You know, that's your home, too I brought you up by pandering. Now that I'm fine, I don't want my parents (sobbing, sad).

Xiaohua: Dad, don't do this. My son was wrong.

Dad: Forget it. Take me to meet my future daughter-in-law

Xiaohua (hurriedly): She ... She ... went on a business trip and didn't come back for two weeks. I'll take her home to see you then. Dad, I'll take you to buy a dress.

Dad: There is so much money to spend. I'm fine here. I feel comfortable in it. I don't have to waste any more money.

Xiaohua: Dad, stop pushing. Just consider it a gift from your son. Let's go

(clothing shop)

Dad (step back): It's very expensive!

Xiaohua: Go in!

Dad saw a woman's underwear and returned it: this is for women!

Xiaohua: No, there are men in it. Go inside. If you see something you like, book it. I'll pay you when I get back. I'm going to the bathroom. I'll be right back. (leave)

Dad: Yo, people in the city are really not shy now. They put up banners everywhere to promote sex products, college students distributed condoms all over the street, and now women's underwear is still lying around.

Xiaohua's father (dad for short): Look around carefully for fear of breaking something.

Proprietress (harsh voice): Hey! (Dad is startled) How did you come to be a beggar? You're scared!

Dad: Sister ...

Boss: Am I very old? Call me miss!

Dad (hesitating): Miss, I ... I'm here to buy clothes.

Old: buying clothes? Look at you, a beggar, you can afford clothes! Go out and find a cheap stall outside!

Dad: I have money.

Lao: Do you have enough money to buy a pair of underwear? I want 200 yuan for this lowest price dress!

Dad: What? 200 yuan? Rob.

Lao: It's robbery. Get out if you have no money!

Dad: I didn't, but my son did.

Old: Like father, like son. Your son is just like you. It's no better to go there. Get out!

Dad: What?

Old: I told you to get out! I can't understand such simple English. People in rural areas just have no culture!

Dad (urgent): What, don't slander us country people like this. In the first two lifetimes, we didn't study, but now all our children have gone to college, and some of them have been admitted to famous universities such as Tsinghua Peking University. They are all young people with cultural knowledge.

Old (contemptuous): famous brand? Dog tag! One out of 100 million people is lucky enough to be admitted!

Dad (angry): It is said that rural people have no literacy, but I didn't expect some urban people to have no literacy either. It is difficult for us farmers to farm hard and transport food to the city, but it is for you stupid sows!

Lao: What are you talking about? Who is the stupid sow? Now that machinery is developed, it can be used to cultivate land and import food from abroad. The food grown by science is much more delicious than yours. Who will eat your finger food!

Dad (angrier): Sorry, really sorry!

Young man: "What's the hurry?" Most urban people are developed from rural people, or rural people are the fathers of urban people. There are two kinds of people in this world: the rich and the poor. No poor people are all rich. Then no one will build railways, bridges and other facilities; How do rich people live? Without the poor, how can there be rich people? As the saying goes: "If you are poor, you will never be poor; You will never have money if you have money. " City people, country people, or the rich and the poor are equal, and there should be no discrimination. "

Dad: Good point!

Old (amiable): Teacher Wang taught me to buy clothes and look around. (The young man walks away and pulls up his face again.)