What are the humorous and funny sentences about the beginning of school?

1. School is about to start, and I will be a senior soon. Unfortunately, I am not good at learning, and I am not good at growing up either.

2. A dead pig is not afraid of boiling water. The more school starts, the more promiscuous I become.

3. It’s early autumn again, and the wheat is turning yellow again. The fallen leaves can’t hide my gaze, and school has started.

4. Cheek is making trouble, Kang is busy and his coat is on his back, Airi Bati is ready, I say school is about to start and you say oops.

5. School has started, and the separated madmen can reunite again!

6. On the first day of school, the clothes are similar to those on a blind date, but the expressions are as if they are attending a funeral.

7. If we don’t go crazy, school will start. If we don’t do our homework, we will be finished.

8. Some people actually said that I wore eye shadow. This is too insulting to my dark circles. School is about to start, don't you catch up on your homework?

9. In school, you get my people but not my heart.

10. You exist. In my late night stay yesterday, in my night, in my dream. In my all nighter. Goodbye, my summer vacation.

11. The shortest distance in the world: from vacation to the beginning of school. The furthest distance in the world: from school to vacation.

12. School has started, and my waist is no longer sore. My legs don’t hurt anymore, my stomach doesn’t bloat, and my heart doesn’t even beat.

13. I didn’t have a heart to study, but I ended up failing the exam.

14. For the beginning of school, for teachers, and for myself, it is a kind of pain, a kind of hysterical pain.

15. I have always suspected that those students who had no news during the holidays would appear as top students at the beginning of the school year.

16. Doctor, I haven’t been able to sleep well or have fun lately. Am I terminally ill?” “School is about to start.” 17. School is about to start, use Fang Zizhou In other words: Who gave you permission to start school! Do you have proof that we took the holidays?

18. I fell in love with Xia Xia after we were together for two months, but my parents I don’t like the summer vacation and the beginning of school.

19. There is no one in the class who can cheer me up.

20. I don’t want school to begin. Good kids, prove they have no one in school.